100_facts_about_me nanny Here are 100_Facts_About_Me should you be inspired to write your own list i would be delighted. 1. I perfer one ply toilet paper, it's cheaper and lasts longer. 2. I framed my mugshot and gave it to my friend as a christmas present. 3. I'm ambidextrous, not that my handwritting was ledgible to begin with. 4. I can name all 50 states in less than 20 seconds. 5. I can pronounce the alphabet as one word, fowards and backwards. 6. I love to write lists, as if this wasn't obvious. 7. I'm very organized in my mind, but my bedroom is always a mess. 8. I'm afraid of big dogs, but I love pitt bulls. 9. I grew up on a farm, and used to catch chickens so I could pet them. 10. I have never been to the ocean. (As of 09/10/01, when this list was created.) 11. I have never been on a train. 12. I have never been in an air plane either. 13. I can't make jello, it just wont congeal. 14. I love ketchup, tomato soup, and salsa, but I hate tomatoes. 15. I almost hit a cow with my car. 16. I can't drive in the snow, I slide too much. 17. I have a huge fear of commitment. 18. I work as a nanny. 19. I no longer have a name. People just call me by my job title. (I guess it's a good thing that I don't scrub toilets for a living!) 20. I talk to myself outloud when I am driving, even if there are other people in the car with me. 21. I am a self taught piano player. 22. I let my heart get broken by the same guy three times, and I'm looking fowards to the fourth. 23. What a person looks like doesn't matter to me. 24. Size REALLY doesn't matter. 25. I am a blather-aholic, as well as a chat-aholic. 26. I recently heard about the Punic wars, which happend over two thousand years ago. 27. Whenever I write the word together, I still say in my mind "to-get-her". 28. My signature never looks the same twice. 29. I hate day light savings time. 30. I am scared of silence. 31. I almost never salt my food. 32. I perfer McDonald's frenchfries to Burger King's. 33. I can sleep for sixteen hours straight without waking up once to use the bathroom. 34. My lucky number is 16. 35. I still call my mother mommy. 36. I smoke a pack of cigarettes a day when I have them. 37. I got my tongue pierced because I was bored. 38. I chain smoke when I drive long distances. 39. I can drink a case of Mountain Dew in 6 hours. 40. I can't usually burp, so I make this gurgly noise. It's called a "camel" by some people. 41. I will never go out with a guy named Mike again. 42. My voice has been on the radio at least a dozen times in the last year. 43. My first car was a 1988 Dodge Aires. K car's kick butt. 44. I make jam, jelly, and homemade pickles. I even can them in Mason jars. 45. Once I slept in a cemetary. 46. I failed the same history class twice in community college. 47. I know sign language. 48. I used to go with a group of friends to Burger King every Thursday night, and pretended to be deaf. We got caught and got thrown out. 49. I collect stuffed sheep. 50. In high school my friends used to call me Psycho Sheep. 51. I want to write a children's book about living on a farm when I was younger. 52. I want to have a baby, and raise it on my own as a single parent. 53. I love gay guys. 54. My cat gets more email than I do. 55. I have an IQ of 157. 56. I used to bite my nails, but I've quit. 57. I had to work on Christmas, so I made dinner for 15 people, and brought it into with me. 58. I make awsome pumpkin pie. (Homemade from real pumpkins.) 59. I'm not vain, but I really really like my hair. 60. I have 80's hair, big and poofy. (Damned frizzies anyways!) 61. I love one hit wonders. (Songs, not the other thing.) 62. I am parthenophobic. (See sex phobias) 63. I write parody songs. 64. I am a procrastinator. 65. I am impatient when a person asks me to help them with something and they take their time. 66. I don't live well with other people. 67. I am a middle child. 68. I am my grandpa's favorite grandchild. 69. I can't ice skate. 70. I fell down once when I was bowling and sprained my knee. 71. I have had 21 jobs in the past 5 years. 72. I used to talk on the phone twelve hours a day just for fun. 73. I get emails from Miss Cleo. 74. Everyone spells my name wrong. 75. My name is Debby, which is the Hawiian form of Deborah, which is Hebrew for "bee". 76. I sing all the time. 77. My best friend and I have come up with our own language called "Ruby". 78. I love to ride on Grey Hound buses. 79. I'm going to write a book about my life. 80. Guys online have a tendacy to fall for me. (Scarey, I know.) 81. I stalked someone for a night. (Well, it was more for like 15 minutes, once I realized what I was doing, I felt really stupid, and left and went home.) 82. I've hallucinated before. 83. I sunburn really easily. 84. I once wrote a 96 page love letter. 85. I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies. 86. I was engaged once. 87. I went to McDonald's in a limo. 88. I was born in Canada. (But I'm still an American citizen.) 89. I am registered to vote, but refuse to do so because I could never be President. 90. I love to sing karaoke. (Especially after I've had a couple of drinks.) 91. Vodka makes me sick. 92. I have 7 email accounts that I check everyday. 93. I don't know how to drive a stick shift. 94. I used to sell car insurance. 95. My favorite catch phrase is "Isn't that amazing." (Thank you Kirby vacuum cleaners.) 96. I dye my hair. 97. I had a tea party for my 18th birthday. 98. I laugh a lot. 99. I think that "smurf" is an excellent substitute for a cuss word. Smurf you too! 100. I live to help people. My happiness comes from knowing that I can make other people's lives easier. I have been told that I am an angel sent from heaven to help the world, one person at a time. 011215 ... chan And you think any of that makes you interesting? 011215 ... silentbob 1i like a girl from minnesota 2i like a girl from iowa 3i go to a community college 4i don't drink 5i don't smoke 6i don't do drugs 7i listen to punk music 8i listen to rock music 9i dislike rap music 10i defend rappers rights to be offensive 11I like spaghetti 12i dont eat a lot of food but what i do eat i eat a lot of 13 i have gone to many concerts 14 i didnt used to call myself an atheist because of some of the stereotypes that went with it, but now i say fuck it and i do. 15. i realize the difference between nihilism and atheism 16. i don't really care if blink182 sold out 17. i think henry rollins is a good writer and a funny guy 18. i suspect equal rights for women 19. i drink coke 20. my favorite actor is john cusack 21. i like that shitty emo music that makes me sad because i think the lyrics are pretty 22. i have a cat named sammy 23. i live four hours away from my friends and i find it hard to miss them sometimes 24. bigotry makes me naseaious 25. i like standing on overpasses as trains go under me 26. my first cd was mellon collie and the infinite sadness 27. i like going to perkins and just eating frnech fries and a coke with no ice and 9 times out of 10 a beatles song will play while i sit there. 28. i used to read a lot of books 29. then i got friends 30. i love people 31. i hate people 32. i can kind of understand everyone's point of view 33. i am not as simpsons savvy as i once thought 34. i care for newsradio a great deal 35. sometimes i miss phil hartman 36. i adore fionna apple's face 37. i am in touch with my feminine side 38. i ignore my masculine side 39. couples make me smile 40. couples make me gag 41. i like making out with girls 42. i don't think i'll ever make out with a guy, because i don't really want to. 43. maybe i'm not as interesting as i once thought 44. all my poems sound the same 45. i think guitar players, stereotypically, are assholes 46. stereotypes are bad 47. i had my sisters present gift wrapped then put it under the tree like it was no big deal 48. my dads name is bob, his friends name was dan 49. my name is bob, my middle name is dan 50. i was giong to be named kevin, and my sistesr are kelly and katie 51. my friend russ just got pulled over and i heard about it on the scanner my mom has to listen to police conversatinons 52. i care for crackers and peanut butter 53. i like used book stores 54. i like live recordings 55. i realize the irony of the phrase 'live recording' 56.i have a lazy eye 57. i don't get much sleep sometimes 58. sometimes i just write and write and write and don't look at it for weeks and weeks and weeks and then when i do i hav no idea what i was talking about 59. i dont much care for dr. pepper but i'm drinking some righ tnow 60. i entered a poetry contest that was a scam 61. i act in plays 62. i am never bored because i am easily amused 63 i heard a car door outside and dont know who it was 64 i just learned it was my neighbor 65 this is getting fucking boring and i am sorry for that fact 66 i own a henry rollins cd and someone got another copy of it for christmas. maybe i should tell them, or maybe i should accept it and give the old copy to someone else 67. my dad just got home and will probbly kick me off the internet 68. me and my dad have become more tolerant of eachothers bullshit in the last few months since my back got stabbed 69. i wish george and john were still alive 70. i wish girls liked me better than just a friend 71. i think about suicide nearly every day 72. sometimes i just lie in bed and think about someones face and what it would be like to kiss them 73. i try to be nice to my dad by listening to his crazy ramblings even when im not interested 74. i dont play instruments and maybe if i did id be more tolerant when girls liked boys that did. 75. i hate girls 76. i love girls 77. i might get kicked off the internet riiiiiiiiiight ... now! 78. i don't usually read the same book twice. 79. i like buying/collecting used stephn king books 80. i used to imitate jim carrey constantly 81. i get frustrated when i can't remember what i was going to say 82. i sometimes think i have attention defacit disorder, and then i realize everyone does this. 83. i wish i had a girl to hold me and kiss me and be real sweet to me 84. i doubt i could make her as happy as she could make me 85. this xmas break i am gogin to try and see someone and see if their feelings are mutual to mine 86. last new years i didnt kiss anyone...i don't think. 87. i havent kissed anyone since last spring. 88. i have become less dependant on other people since i moved to college and started hanging out alone a lot. 89. i hve a dvd player 90. i wish i had a darkroom to develop pictures 91. penguins are cool 92. i am harry potter 93. its funny when my cats fight 94. i feel i should worry about the next five years of my life 95. i feel i am going to die of a heart attack before the age of twenty. 96. i don't have any life trheatening illnesses 97.i shot a man in reno just to watch him die 98. back in my early highschool days i started telilng people i shot a man in reno just to watch him die to get a reaction out of people 99. i think janet reno is sexy 100. i still think about everyone i ever loved some of the time. 011216 ... ClairE 1. My name is Claire. 2. I'm on blather too much. 3. I laugh a lot. 4. I've met two blatherers in the flesh, and there were three of us in my room yesterday. (Is that one fact?) 5. I'm pretty. 6. I have big_breasts. 7. I wear glasses. 8. I like to quote Anne_Sexton. 9. Eh, I just like to quote. 10. I like to make lists. 11. I am crying right now. 12. In crunchy_vs_smooth, crunchy wins. However, I seem to be the only one who believes this. 13. I also seem to be the only one who has never wanted to be able to fly. 14. I believe deep down people are all right, as opposed to them sucking. 15.