cow psyki rolling down a grassy green hill with my two friends jill and bill we'd eat lunch and play all day everything was wonderful and good we'd eat all the grass we could but we didn't realize at the time that one day we'd all become beef 000206 ... Scat How now, brown cow? 000805 ... Mary pies rule. 000805 ... member#2 Long live the Brown Cow Gang! 000805 ... tan everytime he saw the sea instead he said it i!see! sea! (just for the record and what it'sworth he wasnn't always filled with mirth) the cow that used to graze the pasture moved towards the sea, faster and faster and in that sea where casa ruled more oft than not the cow got schooled in all the ways of biting fish who otherwise would be de-lish! i see i see, another fish, here for me to sacrifish. i see, i see, i see see But do Cows speak spanish? 000805 ... TAN and NOT stan, that AM. thinks that he can make a rhyme, probably (ie) maybe but not in time! 000805 ... TAN not a thang, not a thang, 000805 ... Snakeyes The sky was dark, The moon was high, All alone, just her and I. Her hair so soft, Her eyes so blue, I knew just what she wanted to do. Her skin so soft, Her legs so fine, I ran my fingers down her spine. I didn't know how, But I tried my best, I placed my hands on her soft sweet breast. I remember my fear, My fast beating heart, But slowly she spread her legs apart. And when I did it, I felt no shame, All at once the white stuff came. At last I finished, It's all over now, my first time to milk a cow! 001111 ... mmm my girlfriend calls me cow as an insult, like whenever i say something stupid or when i tell her that i wrote about her on blather and i won't tell her what i wrote. 010326 ... MOO! if_the_world_was_ruled_by_cows 010327 ... mmm BEEFY! WHO LET THE COWS OUT?! (Moo! Moo!-moo!-moo!) 010327 ... kinkazoid Poor little cow little sheep little fish how can I sleep, when carrots are bleeding, plants are screamin' and tomatos cry dont have a cow man 010612 ... clara peller where's the beef? 011030 ... ass facely ditch 011202 ... ClairE goes moo!!! I like the way they taste. 011202 ... Sabbath cow says mooo, once upon a mooo a boy was froliking through a medow with a bag of opiates in one hand and his trusty steed in the other. Boy stops with his head to the ground as he searches for (and jessie is a poo)(speeking of poo- I'll get to that later). As I was saying he is looking for a soft spot in the grass to rest his fanny. Getting comfy, boy gently fills his steed(pipe) with the luscius opium that fills his pouch. And once in a dream, boy finds his pouch is empty. With a sparkle in his eye and blush in his cheeks, boy arose to his feet, as he has never done before so easily. boy hears a prolonged moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Runnning towards the moooooooooo Runnning runnning runnninnnng. Boy spots a cow, then a terd, and then, yes it is. A toad stoool, but not just any toad stool, A thing called a pysilocibe cubensis. This rare breed is one that grows out of cows asses. boy eats Ben right before flying away on an alien space ship, where he then pulls toad stools out of cows asses for the rest of his long BRAIN FART?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 020516 ... paco penis milk theee cow with yer mouth! 020829 ... xavier a cow is a many splendored thing. cows lift us up. all you need is cows. 030202 ... god i eat cow, i am not proud 030410 ... minnesota_chris Whitman did a cute poem... In a faraway northern county, in the placid, pastoral region, Lives my farmer friend, the theme of my recitative, a famous Tamer of Oxen: There they bring him the three-year-olds and the four-year-olds, to break them; He will take the wildest steer in the world, and break him and tame him; He will go, fearless, without any whip, where the young bullock chafes up and down the yard; The bullock’s head tosses restless high in the air, with raging eyes; Yet, see you! how soon his rage subsides—how soon this Tamer tames him: See you! on the farms hereabout, a hundred oxen, young and old—and he is the man who has tamed them; They all know him—all are affectionate to him; See you! some are such beautiful animals—so lofty looking! Some are buff color’d—some mottled—one has a white line running along his back—some are brindled, Some have wide flaring horns (a good sign)—See you! the bright hides; See, the two with stars on their foreheads—See, the round bodies and broad backs; See, how straight and square they stand on their legs—See, what fine, sagacious eyes; See, how they watch their Tamer—they wish him near them—how they turn to look after him! What yearning expression! how uneasy they are when he moves away from them: —Now I marvel what it can be he appears to them, (books, politics, poems depart—all else departs;) I confess I envy only his fascination—my silent, illiterate friend, Whom a hundred oxen love, there in his life on farms, In the northern county far, in the placid, pastoral region. (I just imagine this old guy with a bunch of cows all totally in love with him like puppy dogs) 030411 ... idiot MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 030805 ... anon stupidest creatures on the planet 031117 ... Naamiee the word 'cow' should never be mixed up with 'car', unless a cow was driving a car, which, in that case, it would be called a caw, or cor. the exception is when you don't have a wide range of vocabulary. in that case, you wouldn't understand what you're reading right now. 040525 ... Naamiee the word 'cow' should never be mixed up with 'car', unless a cow was driving a car, which, in that case, it would be called a caw, or cor. the exception is when you don't have a wide range of vocabulary. in that case, you wouldn't understand what you're reading right now. 040525 ... thunderbuck ram Poor cow, sad cow, what a cow she is. I hate that cow. Fuck her, the cow! 040823 ... CowsAndMoosesRule cows are the greatest animals even invented i love them 041013 ... karyn I am cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter’s Made from liquid from my udders I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo) I am cow, eating grass Methane gas comes out my ass And out my muzzle when I belch Oh, the ozone layer is thinner From the outcome of my dinner I am cow, I am cow, I’ve got gas I am cow, here I stand Far and wide upon this land And I am living everywhere From b.c. to newfoundland You can squeeze my teats by hand I am cow, I am cow, I am cow I am cow, I am cow, I am cow! 051106 what's it to you? who go blather from