psyki rolling down a grassy green hill
with my two friends jill and bill
we'd eat lunch and play all day
everything was wonderful and good
we'd eat all the grass we could
but we didn't realize at the time
that one day we'd all become beef
Scat How now, brown cow? 000805
Mary pies rule. 000805
member#2 Long live the Brown Cow Gang! 000805
tan everytime he saw the sea
instead he said it i!see! sea!
(just for the record and what it'sworth
he wasnn't always filled with mirth)

the cow that used to graze the pasture
moved towards the sea, faster and faster
and in that sea where casa ruled
more oft than not the cow got schooled

in all the ways of biting fish
who otherwise would be de-lish!
i see i see, another fish, here
for me to sacrifish.

i see, i see, i see see
But do Cows speak spanish?
TAN and NOT stan, that AM.
thinks that he can make a
rhyme, probably (ie) maybe
but not in time!
TAN not a thang, not a thang, 000805
Snakeyes The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone, just her and I.
Her hair so soft,
Her eyes so blue,
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how,
But I tried my best,
I placed my hands on her soft sweet breast.
I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it,
I felt no shame,
All at once the white stuff came.
At last I finished,
It's all over now,
my first time to milk a cow!
mmm my girlfriend calls me cow as an insult, like whenever i say something stupid or when i tell her that i wrote about her on blather and i won't tell her what i wrote. 010326
MOO! if_the_world_was_ruled_by_cows 010327

(Moo! Moo!-moo!-moo!)
kinkazoid Poor little cow little sheep little fish how can I sleep, when carrots are bleeding, plants are screamin' and tomatos cry

dont have a cow man
clara peller where's the beef? 011030
ass facely ditch 011202
ClairE goes moo!!!

I like the way they taste.
Sabbath cow says mooo, once upon a mooo a boy was froliking through a medow with a bag of opiates in one hand and his trusty steed in the other. Boy stops with his head to the ground as he searches for (and jessie is a poo)(speeking of poo- I'll get to that later). As I was saying he is looking for a soft spot in the grass to rest his fanny. Getting comfy, boy gently fills his steed(pipe) with the luscius opium that fills his pouch.
And once in a dream, boy finds his pouch is empty. With a sparkle in his eye and blush in his cheeks, boy arose to his feet, as he has never done before so easily. boy hears a prolonged moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Runnning towards the moooooooooo Runnning runnning runnninnnng. Boy spots a cow, then a terd, and then, yes it is. A toad stoool, but not just any toad stool, A thing called a pysilocibe cubensis. This rare breed is one that grows out of cows asses. boy eats Ben right before flying away on an alien space ship, where he then pulls toad stools out of cows asses for the rest of his long BRAIN FART?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
paco penis milk theee cow with yer mouth! 020829
xavier a cow is a many splendored thing.
cows lift us up.
all you need is cows.
god i eat cow, i am not proud 030410
minnesota_chris Whitman did a cute poem...

In a faraway northern county, in the placid, pastoral region,
Lives my farmer friend, the theme of my recitative, a famous Tamer of Oxen:
There they bring him the three-year-olds and the four-year-olds, to break them;
He will take the wildest steer in the world, and break him and tame him;
He will go, fearless, without any whip, where the young bullock chafes up and down the yard;
The bullock’s head tosses restless high in the air, with raging eyes;
Yet, see you! how soon his rage subsides—how soon this Tamer tames him:

See you! on the farms hereabout, a hundred oxen, young and old—and he is the man who has tamed them;
They all know him—all are affectionate to him;
See you! some are such beautiful animals—so lofty looking!
Some are buff color’d—some mottled—one has a white line running along his back—some are brindled,
Some have wide flaring horns (a good sign)—See you! the bright hides;
See, the two with stars on their foreheads—See, the round bodies and broad backs;
See, how straight and square they stand on their legs—See, what fine, sagacious eyes;
See, how they watch their Tamer—they wish him near them—how they turn to look after him!
What yearning expression! how uneasy they are when he moves away from them:
Now I marvel what it can be he appears to them, (books, politics, poems depart—all else departs;)
I confess I envy only his fascination—my silent, illiterate friend,
Whom a hundred oxen love, there in his life on farms,
In the northern county far, in the placid, pastoral region.

(I just imagine this old guy with a bunch of cows all totally in love with him like puppy dogs)
idiot MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 030805
anon stupidest creatures on the planet 031117
Naamiee the word 'cow' should never be mixed up with 'car', unless a cow was driving a car, which, in that case, it would be called a caw, or cor. the exception is when you don't have a wide range of vocabulary. in that case, you wouldn't understand what you're reading right now. 040525
Naamiee the word 'cow' should never be mixed up with 'car', unless a cow was driving a car, which, in that case, it would be called a caw, or cor. the exception is when you don't have a wide range of vocabulary. in that case, you wouldn't understand what you're reading right now. 040525
thunderbuck ram Poor cow, sad cow, what a cow she is. I hate that cow. Fuck her, the cow! 040823
CowsAndMoosesRule cows are the greatest animals even invented i love them 041013
karyn I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter’s
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, I’ve got gas

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From b.c. to newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!
what's it to you?
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