cows
gigaphairy there's a young bull and an old bull standing on top of a hill. They're looking out at a pasture full of cows, a whole fucking pasture. And the young bull goes to the old bull, "I've got this really good idea." And the old bulls like "Yah?"
Yeah, he's like "yeah. "I've got this really good idea, lets run down there and fuck one of those cowes."
And the old bull's looking at him, y'know, he's just looking at him. "I have a better idea."
"Oh yeah? what's your fucking brilliant idea?"
And the old bull goes "Lets *walk* down that hill and fuck *all* of those cowes, dig?" Like he was new in town or something, I dunno.
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grendel of course they are our favorite victims on this holiday

they are big
they are stupid

and they are delicious
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kim milk
beef
mushrooms
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kreeyiss i love to watch cows, while driving along on the highway of life 000728
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Liquid Goblin my grandma is a cow 000815
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*Ziima* cows are yummy. 010212
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Shugarhi they once shook the earth when I walked by...Ask my buddy Cat, she knows... 010515
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joey santiago i got a cow named tonya 010515
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carden cows with guns 010515
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mmmm BEEFY! if_the_world_was_ruled_by_cows 010515
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nemo moo 010903
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kim moo says the cow.
i used to be obsessed with these damn things.
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animal sounds moooooooo 021012
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Jeca i grew up chasing them. they are not worth obsessing over-- you learn this when you get close enough to see the snot run down their noses. 021013
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nonnie you learn after a while living near cows that they do NOT have sharp teeth, they are not very bright, and they are NOT out to get you. the first time you really meet one though, you dont realize this right away. especially if you're 8. 021013
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niska this one's for you guildy: Don't Kill The Cows! 030301
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anon the mad cow discombobulated dance.
Junk Food Jesus wants me for some food terrorism.
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her royal highness the quirk i want one of those chick-fil-a supercow calendars 040313
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