tonya
god who is tonya? 010228
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possibly satan you've got a cat by that name 010228
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god hmmmmm. oh yeh. 010301
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kx21 A GOD's creation... 010301
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VELVET SPASM RATS 010327
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DailyAllowance is the mysterious girl I'm chatting with right now. 010401
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einstein dolly_rocker 010627
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tonya you rang? 010628
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mr.bunnyrabbit that's all fine,
but who is mr.bunnyrabbit?

not really sure who he is today
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tonya i_am_god's_cat 010809
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paste! i love tonya. she is elusive and phenominal. 011119
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Sonya -the elusive cat owned by the elusive being known as "god" who loves to mention this elusive feline.

Her name rhymes with mine so that's kinda neat.

Hey god, you don't happen to have a cat named Sonya yet do you? I am looking for an owner. Ok in reality I'm just looking for someone who owns a lot of couches that I can destroy but seeing as how you're one of those fancy "elusive" beings, maybe you might not have any cushy couches. *meow*
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god i've got 2 couches upstair (leathe), a sofa bed and another luxurious divan in the basement. if it's ok with tonya, come over and poke around 011119
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god sorry, my keys are sticking. i shoulda used a kleenex 011119
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tonya sure, but we need a new scratching post

this one's getting a bit ratty
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Sonya Hooray!! Leather couches?! A kitty's dream come true! They make a lovely crackling sound when you scratch them. god you are the best cat owner ever.

Now all I need is a 24/7 hook-up of catnip and I'm set. *purr*
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tonya catnip bong hits 011119
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god speak to me tonya 011128
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god or sonya 011128
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oon what about tanya? 011129
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ClairE haha, it sounds like tonka.

what kind of cat is tonya?
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ass facely tonya is a big_electric_cat 011129
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ClairE She is god's cat. But is he her god? 011221
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tonya i've_got_a_god_named_pat_sajak 011221
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sabbie Your first name of Tonya has made you happiest when you are expressing in some creative, artistic way, and not conforming to strict routine. In a large group of comparative strangers, you are quiet and rather shy, unable to express yourself, not really wanting to become involved in conversation. On the other hand, among friends with whom you feel at ease, you are expressive, witty, and quite charming. These contrasting natures make it difficult for people to understand you and can lead to friction in your personal life. You are deep, philosophical, and refined, but your extremely sensitive nature causes you to become depressed and self-pitying over any real or imagined slight. If you are not careful, people take advantage of your generous nature. You find the beauties of nature, fine music, art, and literature--all the deeper things of life--inspiring. The reserved, sensitive side of your nature brings aloneness and friction into your life, although you crave affection and understanding. You must guard against emotional excesses, which could result in depletion of energy, creating a desire for quick-energy foods. You could suffer through skin irritations, blood conditions, back trouble, and later, through arthritis. Heart, lung, or bronchial weaknesses could also result. 011222
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tonya just tiny_apes the size of ticks and hairballs the size of little_bastard_asteroids 011222
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tonya Post Modern Dame Matrix Art MultiMedia illustration Pyramid ArtMakerNYC F*ck Fashion P*ssy Installation forum Magazine N|dustrial Novae| character Prancy Thunder and the WBURG Digital Film Crew Self-Titled Debut party on MI7 all disciplines MOTHERBOARDS location to shoot a video of the Williamsburg Dollhaus Forum discussion dedicated to 2002 Collection alternative art and artists of Gomorrah
UnSound Womb Remote
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god tonya is what it's all about 030613
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birdmad versus the litterbox black with faintly visible tabby stripes including that little "M" on her forehead, kind of like the vague presence of spots on a black leopard

a pound and a half of pure kitten_mayhem

i love my weird little krack_kat

damn skippy.
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bird aaaow?

(slowly taking over my spot on the couch, asleep and curled into a position like an olympic highdiver in mid dive, head tucked into body, hind feet extended, only the little pink flea collar and the sheen of her fur making her easily visible against the pile of black t-shirt she is lying on top of

unfurl
scoot forward and push me little further off
yawn
stretch
stick claws in my back
curl up again
purr
fall back to sleep

cute little brat.
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god i got a cat named tonya


www.socialjunk.net
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white_wave asks yeah, i know that's your band's CD, but are you also birdmad? 040330
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x god_is_god
birdmad_is_also
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white_waves personal assistant okay, i get it now. The band Social Junk has a CD called "I got a cat named tonya". birdmad has a krazy_kitty named tonya. i just wonder if the CD had anything to with the name he chose for his little monster. 040406
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birdmad god_is_also a member of social junk and was the originator of the i_got_a_cat_named_tonya blathe which propmted me to occasionally blathe as tonya and ultimately bestow the name upon said feline 040406
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tonya also, in addition to the little tonya-monster who due to apparently having been something of a runt is still not much bigger than mid-sized at 1 year old, i_got_a_cat_named_shadow 040406
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Chia Pet you are too cool, birdie! great way to come up a cat name. i am going to blathe under my cat's name. this will be kind of silly. 040406
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Chia Pet a collector of cats and other assorted oddities. i wish i had another kitty for a playmate 040406
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tonya flraaaow 040803
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not tonya kitty_xbox_hotel 050418
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peyton You're going to have to keep your hands off me, dear. I'm not like all the other girls.

I am a vampire.
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god there are vampire bats, why not vampire cats? 050924
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peyton do me a favor
just
stay where you are
don't come any closer
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birdmad fancies herself to be the queen bitch of the universe, but still manages to be a cute little hairball manufacturer even now, five years later 080714
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birdmad alternatingly sweet and cranky old-lady-cat.

has never gotten along with Spooky, is (off-and-on) weirdly attached to Snowflake and her sister Butterscotch

8 years old now, still ticking, still capable of launching into a 5 AM bout of Kitty_freak_out_hour but now more inclined to leave that to Snowflake

i_got_a_cat_named_Tonya
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