kitten_mayhem birdmad first rule: do not talk about the litterbox second rule: DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE LITTERBOX 030728 ... blah-ze if its small and furry and cute... ...it has the destructive power of 14 battleships (approx.) 030728 ... silentbob did you know if you take equal parts kitten fur and equal parts orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? 030728 ... a sweet girl My friend lives on a farm. Today he said there's damn cats everywhere. 030729 ... endless desire my favourite childhood joke. . . what kind of noise does a cow make? "MOO!" what kind of noise does a duck make? "QUACK!" what kind of noise does a pig make? "OINK!" what kind of noise does a dog make? "RUFF RUFF!" what kind noise does a cat make? "thump." 030729 ... sweetheart of the song tra bong You are not a beautiful or unique kitten. 030729 ... silentbob our kittens are our models for god. if our kittens run away...what does that tell you about god? cats believe our purpose is to serve them. we live by their schedules. we sacrifice time and food for them. we massage them like gods. WE...DONT ... NEED...THEM! 030729 ... endless desire the only good cat 030729 ... endless desire is a dead cat.q 030729 ... endless desire respect. minus the q. 030729 ... x if this is your first time at kitten club, you have to krack 030729 ... no reason run run run runnnnnnnnnnSTOP. skidddddddd thump runrunrunrun stop. skid. repeat cycle. she's wreaking such nonsensical havoc. 030730 ... Unluckly_1 The differance between cats and Dogs: Dogs think: "This guy feeds me, takes caare of me, pats me, gives me shelter...Wow, this guy musy be God" Cats think:"This guy feeds me, takes caare of me, pats me, gives me shelter...Wow, I must be God!" 030730 ... tonya durden kitty_freak_out_hour will go on until you get distracted or until the human comes at you with the squirt gun 040224 what's it to you? who go blather from