cat angelea neko is cat in japanese 980917 ... sharon cats bathe in sunlight's glory absorbing perfect peace. 990516 ... leslie is Jackson, super action kitty. is better than dog. 990527 ... Jeff @ Newdream What any dog would be like, if they weren't so used to having their testicles altered. Can you tell I'm a cat fan? 990528 ... nameless the cheshire cat 991218 ... hahaha the cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again. the cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again. the cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again. the cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again. the cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again. 000127 ... Brad I am going to use a sentence with Cat in it. I just did 000310 ... BoofPixie two separate boys on two separate occasions said i remind them of a cat. "the lazy opening of the eyes." 000310 ... Brad A term of endearment used by jazz musicians and cool people the world over. 000310 ... MollyGoLightly A boy once told me that I look like a cat. 000330 ... MollyBoofedLightly(?) Hee hee...its fun to forget what you wrote weeks ago and unintentionally repeat yourself..*giggles* 000330 ... ElPresidente Cats are great, but which pervert came up with "pussy"? 000506 ... Brad My friend's cat came up to me tonight. It sat by me and gave me a little lick on the hand. "How nice" i thought. then it proceeded to lick, and lick, and lick until my whole arm was soaking wet. I was mildly disturbed by this and disliked it. I think the cat was a paranoid schizophrenic, and thought that if it stopped licking me I would kill it. Who can ever get inside a cat's head anyway. Maybe I just tasted good. 000623 ... Brad P.S. for above post: I think that particular cat was once caught in a car motor. It also used to have a drooling problem that mysteriously went away. 000623 ... retrograde The Dog says: she feeds me, she takes care of me, she loves me... she must be god. The Cat says: she feeds me, she takes care of me, she loves me.... I must be god. DOG spelled backwards is GOD... As for cat, it needs not for the definition is GOD. ** 000705 ... grendel Ubastet, cat-headed egyptian goddess of pleasure. Sekhmet, her darker half, goddess of pain and vengeance...became Hathor, lion headed mother-goddess, nurturer. O, the irony. 000705 ... typhoid we called her bast 000705 ... whirligirl o supreme, seems natural to me. 000705 ... Santos I knew someone once who named a male cat "Bast" the thing knew to shit everywhere BUT the litterbox... not unlike his masters 000705 ... Zoe cats and god are one and the same. cats are so damn cool. they are so independant and calm. i think that if i could come back to life agian i would be a cat. 000717 ... Meg Pavalovs cat results Day one: Rang bell cat went out for walk Day two: Rang bell cat looked at me as if I was nothing Day three: Went to ring bell but found that cat had removed batteries from beel and taken them outside. Day four: Found none battery powered bell. Cat put paw on the bell to stop it from ringing. Day five: Cat rang own bell. I ate food 001122 ... Frankenfistkitten fist_kitten 001122 ... *CatMeow* meow 001207 ... Stephen My last cat, named "Madam", whom I gave to my girlfriend when I left her, thereby leaving both the woman and the cat, was a little tortie, a tad bit bitchy, ancient in cat years but youthful and attractive, due in no small part because the owner was a vet. This cat wreaked havoc on my entire life, despite that I think I still love the cat more than the woman. Now go figure. 010127 ... jo In cat life, I'd figure the woman aged more than she, therefore the man being young sought another...namely ME. 010127 ... ... My cat is called zoe. 010211 ... rats tonya 010212 ... vida a sticky yellow ring has formed on my brand new bed 010214 ... florescent light He lays his head on my forehead. And I can't see cause his whiskers are in my eye. 010320 ... bret When I was eight years old, I found a cat. I had no siblings, but from then on, I had a cat to play with. Fifteen years later, I got a call from my mother. "We thought we should tell you that we put the cat to sleep today..." That was yesterday. 010324 ... Bryan As opossed to being a Dog 010401 ... Cat it's me 010402 ... velvet spasm lucifer_sam, siam cat 010402 ... do_it_again my cat is horny and meowing like crazy. man, i wish i had $75 to get the damned thing spayed. . . 010423 ... muahaha purrrrrrrrrrrrrr 010428 ... silentbob dun dun dunnnnnnnnn 010428 ... silentbob You're an imposter i didn't write that. Someone used my name. 010428 ... Sol Cat what are you doing now? I want to call you but you are busy. hurry up. Its funny really, you are allergic to your Namesake, chuckle. Pip has to be kicked out when you come over, which is a bit mean. 010507 ... florescent light My cat brought home a gerbil today. He can't be a normal cat and bring home mice, nope, he's gotta do things His way. It is a baby- I took it from him and fed him some wheat bread crumbs and some water. He's real tiny Sometimes he squeaks . I named him Squeaker. 010517 ... stiv sometimes i like to talk to cats. they seem to understand when people don't. they also ooze the best kind of 'i don't give a fuck what you think' known to mankind. respect. 010529 ... cali j There also good dance partners 010529 ... satan satan satan i've_got_a_cat_named_tonya she's a big_electric_cat i wasn't gonna let her zap that bird i couldn't let that happen 010529 ... satan satan satan oops, hahahahaha i_got_a_cat_named_tonya , she's a big_electric_cat you know how this story goes 010529 ... Tank mine looks like someone and then someone else and then someone else again... i know he has meaning for me, but i am too stupid to understand... 010529 ... burden Sniff. 010529 ... Per sniff sniff, oh don't let the cat out the bag will you! mmmmmmm M M M Yo! I'm gunna rip Batman to pieces. I've got claws and a shiny rubber suit. Meow Lick Lick. Hissssssss you'll never catch me BATMAN I'm Nola and Poison in your life. Oh sorry darlin' did you prefer films? 010530 ... NinNy oh yes and if you have an exam the next day, and theres a wierdo stalker out side your house, all you have to do is hide in the dark for 12 hours, and eat the cat food that he posted through your door. oh and by the way. the Cambells soup can is under the bed. shhhh... it could get boring. why not throw a turnip at the car. afterall he can drive so well, and sing like a king. 010530 ... tonya i_am_god's_cat 010615 ... god tonya. 011027 ... emo Okay here is my theroy of the Cat and the Mouse Game: You see, in a relationship, well more exactly in the begining of a relationship, when one person is the dominant one who is the cat and the other is the mouse. They play the mind games with each other, to see who can out flirt the other, or act less interested in the other, or just do stupid things like that. There is always the cat and always the mouse. Does anyone else see what i am saying:? see also we, are, and fear 011120 ... emo JO.JO.sleeps.beside.me. bounces.to.the.balchony. follows.by.my.feet. has.short.legs.fat.and.furry. He.looks.like.a.hen.roosting. warm.and.tight.in.a.curled.ball. fur.bits.on.tips.of.pointed.ears. big.eyes.golden.green.stare.up.at.you. meow.mew. short.legs.and.long.fluffy.tail.you. can.not.put.him.down.for.long. cuddly.cute.and.an.instegator. 011120 ... sphinxradio hello kittycat. why won't you stay and talk to me? 011123 ... tanya god 011123 ... reitoei my cat is laying on the bed twitching his tail at me wondering why i'm typing instead of playing with him, or feeding him or petting him or maybe the click of the keyboard woke him up. staring in his gleaming green eyes i am entranced. a cat has so much in it's eyes, intelligence, arrogance, playfulness, watchfulness, annoyance. and something else. there's something magic in a cat's eyes, something mysterious that we can never really know. something that makes me say 'yes master' to a king that meows. 011230 ... Casey What if CAT, really spelled dog? 020220 ... simon Dogs are better!! 020311 ... Effingham Fish Old school for dude. 020511 ... blown cherry how_to_own_me 020513 ... Syrope i love my Weeby! even when she walks across the space in front of my monitor to block my blathering and demand food or attention. i've always loved cats. they just seem more intelligent and sincere than dogs. dog's are *too* loyal, ya know? there's something wrong with an animal that can be tricked into thinking you like it. cats KNOW. :-D i wish i were more like a cat...although i've had several people (from a best friend to complete strangers) exclaim at some point that my eyes "looked just like cat eyes just then." and i love it. it makes me want to purr... 020513 ... bethany mine is orange and named cat 020513 ... da sol man long-haired cats tend to be dumb, short-haired cats tend to be clever. we have one of each, both grey. the short-haired cat is kaya, quick as a whip and the cutest thing ever to breathe. the long-haired cat is rasil, thick as a plank and suffers from anxiety attacks. i think he's really a dog in disguise... 020822 ... kalista Cats possess knowledge otherworldly.. 030106 ... xle he sits there at my feet looking the kind of cute that makes me melt i cup my hands around his cheeks and line up our eyes "could you please just leave the toilet paper alone?" 030106 ... me oh cat, i like. 030202 ... tas Cats are nothing more than furry little alarm clocks with legs. Or, well, that's how I regarded them at 8:00 this morning, going to bed at 3:30. I'm going back to bed. Alarm clock be damned. 030202 ... xavier the fat cat sat on a hat, and now that hat is flat as a mat, and that's that. 030202 ... shishi my cat is sleeping with her paw over her face all curled up into a big ball of idiocy. I love her so much. 030202 ... ditzy_goth_gurl my cat died friday. i cry more when a cat dies than a do when a human does. is there something wrong with that? hmmm... i suppose not. i assume i'm perfectly normal. 030225 ... ditzy_goth_gurl my cat died friday. i cry more when a cat dies than i do when a human does. is there something wrong with that? hmmm... i suppose not. i assume i'm perfectly normal. 030225 ... sad maybe i'll liberate her cat as a form of revenge. or maybe, just because that is too cool of a cat to live with such a jerk. 030312 ... scottobear is my buddy Newton. Soft, striped and orange, he helps me to get to sleep at night, cheers me when I'm down, and poops in a box of sand in my closet. I love that little guy. 030326 ... yoko i love my cat 030402 ... baby im so confused 030402 ... jolie my cat is named baby. Very aptly is that how you spell aptly? 030514 ... rubydee the slink stalking the squeek 030517 ... you got me on my knees Laila's name is Laila because that damn song was suck in my head...i took poetic licence with the spelling because Layla doesn't look as pretty on the vet's records. Laila 030721 ... crimson My cat is amazing. He can play the guitar. He may not be an actor, but he's a pussy superstar. My cat isn't crazy. He's everything to me. My cat burns the bible, and he thinks it's so funny. He isn't very good. He isn't very smart. He may not be Picasso, but he is a work of art. My cat is handsome. He can play the guitar. He can break my arm in seven places. He can eat a whole watermelon. My cat my cat. -Jack_Off_Jill 030916 ... birdmad i_got_a_cat_named_tonya and i_got_a_cat_named_shadow and one of the little retards got an impromptu flying lesson for disrupting my nyquil fueled sleep by mistaking my hair and my forehead for the other cat and pouncing on it with claws out shortly before dawn kity_freak_out_hour just before dawn...grr 030916 ... mrrp! kitty_freak_out_hour 030916 ... no reason dark eyes long black hair with a streak of red an enigma with an edge "but i'm hot" you say and he says it doesn't matter and i say your scathing words are much hotter 030916 ... once again "I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes life worth while?" Death thought about it. "Cats," he said eventually, "cats are nice." 030923 ... Scrodingers Cat the cat is dead 031110 ... Scrodingers Cat the cat is dead 031110 ... quotree The cat is dead, the cat is dead I went to pat him on the head He didn't purr, he didn't meow he didn't blink or snip. He seemed to have a funny smile that made me laugh But all the while, the tail that used o flip and flap Got awful cold and stiff. We chopped him into tiny bits, And seasoned him with apple bits and with some dust, we made a crust and put him in a pie. Into the oven he did sit, until the crust was nice and crisp I'll love that little kitty till I die. (chorus of "the cat is dead" by wither danny_elfman or oingo_boingo. cheerfulhappybouncy tune sung by a couple of kids. makes me smile.) 031111 ... NekoBaka I lost my favorite kitty. I wrote a poem. I can't remember it. I blather. And blubber. For my beloved Alex. My kitty. bye kitty. 040302 ... tchiseen someimes i love asians (STEF) but something about them makes me hate them. so much. sofs email is somthin somthin cat thats why im in here 040421 ... emily big, furry, door, toilet, handle 050207 ... Kitten_power my cat is big and fluffy, i am fluffy be scared of me, queen of the shoes and dandelions. grrrrr i bite the mouses head of. i chase my tail. whoooooo i wake up nice dream, go down docks have a poo and catch an antelope, the bars of this jail are steel, i wear a pink necklace but it is not pink its blue, i am colour blind,i am also creature blind, weep fluffy, for i have meowed , woof! 050207 ... kitten_power HELLO, grrrrrrr, woof, tweet tweet, i'm multi lingual. book of foreign languages. chow meow..... 050207 ... kitten_power kit kat pussy kat give the dog a bone. that poor cat went rollin home 050207 ... kitten_power my cat my cat is tabby my cat iss tabby tabbyness cattieness grrrr 050207 ... belle de jour I hate hate hate cats. Stupid vain flippant creatures. They, on the other hand, love me. Like attracts like I suppose. 050817 ... swept along They're not really cat scratches. But I don't know what else to say. 050819 ... Bizun CAT - is short form from 'concatenate' 051209 ... bizun cat -- is a short form from 'concatenate' . 051209 ... emmi his name is nonsense and he's massive. he was just parading across my keyboard, keeps pawing my mouse and rubbing his face on my hand... who knew nonsense could make me so happy? 060102 ... meow feline is code for awesome 060116 ... nom i'm worried about him! "that's why i keep catfood in my bag" 070328 ... grendel big_electric_cat tonya shadow no birds over this part 070329 ... slide to unlock the meow can be found 11 times in this blathe. 110209 ... daf r.dafremen Hey Cat daddy.. I heard you lost your mind the other day 10 years gone by and they're right you've changed but then what the grind don't finish still don't stay the same Just so you know you ain't the only child gone missing You ain't the only shallow grave scratched out in late night parking lots neighborhood party spots around the way. Hey Cat daddy.. Don't know if you remember or if liquor snuffed out the ember of your escapades When your parade drew ladies in to smell your aftershave You ain't the only son gone missing You ain't the only unmarked grave or ghost the ghetto gave. She's weeping to this day, Cat From foreclosed blocks that closed up shops like dominoes 'Cept pawn and liquor-lotto stores around the way But I ain't forgot your name, Cat Ain't forgot about yesterday Ain't forgot about summertime and the ice cream truck Before you lost your mind (and my own bad luck) And that girl with eyes like a tiger's tan The way she goes downtown in the mission van Yea it's a sad fact that we're just a strain and snap from where you're at, Cat and ain't it all a shame? We ain't the only hood gone missing We ain't the only pauper's grave, Cat daddy. 120514 ... .. .. 170827 ... . . 220917 what's it to you? who go blather from