bread amy sliced bread is the best thing ever! 000122 ... girl and water. good eating. 000326 ... Splinken i changed into my work clothes in albertson's. had some time to kill, so i wandered into the bread aisle. the leering crew cut boys with too-loud voices sent me on my way. 000624 ... Zoe i like bread. i could eat a loaf a day. actually one day i actually did! i think i like it better than chocolate. 000718 ... Zatumushgir UNCOOKED DILL BREAD!!!! (Think about what it is for a second...) 000826 ... kate "good for acidic stomach problems" 001110 ... Quiggz big long crusty loaves of bread are good for hitting people on the head with 010101 ... Robert is the mother 010407 ... CheapVodka I'm eating bread It'z a really good piece of bread... my Stretch Bird died, my car died, my pipe died, i'm sick, and sEth is too far away Luck would have it though....that at least i've got this bread... *grr* 011110 ... Jon Bread, water, and love. The love of a beautiful, beautiful girl. Though I suppose you can live on just bread and water. But are you really alive? 020824 ... Elzbieta There was a band from the 70's called Bread. I love a song of thiers called "The Guitar Man." It reminds of me of a friend of mine. 020825 ... ashes vicious crumb face this morning my dad threw bread at my face. he bought me this bread thing from starbucks and i guess he thought it would be funny to throw it at me while i was sleeping. my sister was laughing. so maybe it was. 030426 ... Rotten77 i think it was 030426 ... ashes vicious yay!! i will throw bread at your face. 030426 ... . iLink: g_o_d__t_i_g_e_r__s_h_e_e_p__butterfly_and_bread 040802 ... ricecake tear off the crusts and squash the dough into a ball and it can be used as grated brain subsitute if seven hands are unavailable for comment 051107 ... x twisted x i love pumpernickle bread. it's my favorite. 051115 ... dosquatch Happy little bread machine, filling the house with that warm, wheaty scent. Who needs candles and air fresheners? 080724 ... dos Someone just gave me their recipe for pumpernickel. I'm going to give it a try this weekend. I can only hope it comes out as well for me as it does for them. 080724 ... oren And Aubrey was her name. A not so very ordinary girl or name. 080725 ... dos Made a loaf of italian herb & cheese today for want of rye for the pumpernickel. It just came out. MMMM, hot and tasty! 080725 ... Danny H We're baking aren't we? Back to basics. When faced with things falling apart we can always fall back on one of our species most astonishing, brilliant and basic inventions. Here's how it works... take 100ml of warm water, put half a teaspoon of yeast in it. Wait. Not for long. Just long enough to weigh 500g of flour out into a bowl, add a couple of teaspoons of salt and wait. Take this time to think, or better listen to some music. The yeast/water should be frothing a bit. Put it in the flour/salt. Take a knife and mix it in. Then add another 275ml of water and keep mixing with the knife until it's...like, mixed. Put some cling film on it and wait. It's half an hour...do something. Take the cling film off. Pull the mix up from a side into the middle, turn it 90 degrees. Do it again and again and again. Put the cling film back on. Wait half an hour, do the same 4 times spin and pull again. Put the cling film back on then put the whole thing in the fridge. Did I mention you should have been doing this late at night when you're already a bit drunk? Go to bed. Sleep is important. That's where the wisdom is. When you wake up in the morning you've got a reason to get out of bed. You're going to make bread. The family will love it. You'll be important. Take the dough out of the fridge. It will be all bubbly and exciting. Turn your oven up as high as it will go. Put your biggest cast iron pot in there. Let it get hot while you make coffee. Put some flour on a surface and get a bowl out. Smear some oil around the inside. If you've got seeds stick them to the oil. If not, don't worry about it. Stick your fingers in the dough. It will deflate. Scrape the dough out, fuck about with it, but not too much, chuck it in the bowl and spinkle it with flour. Drink the coffee. Put on a tune. Wait. Twenty minutes, Strokes first album or something. Get the cast iron pot out of the oven, carefully... it's fucking hot. Chuck the dough from the bowl out into the pot. Put the lid on and put it back in the hot oven. Wait...half an hour, learn to juggle or write code or something. Open the oven and take the lid off. The bread will have gone all big and crackly. Lat it get crusty for half an hour. Take it out. Look at it. You made something tasty. Give it to someone who loves you. They'll love you more. 200529 what's it to you? who go blather from