stretch
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I
had
a
bird
named
Stretch...i
loved
this
bird
more
than
almost
anything
.
She
died
yesterday
because
it
got
too
cold
in
my
house
and
she
was
a
tropical
parrot
.
It
was
like
45
degrees
(who'da
thought
it
would
get
that
cold
so
soon
here
in
the
South
?).
She
froze
to
death
.
I
was
gonna
keep
her
but
everyone
said
that
was
morbid
.
I
wasn't
gonna
keep
her
out
...
I
had
her
in
a
freezer
bag
in
the
freezer
.
So
my
mom
said
it
might
be
best
if
we
just
burried
her
in
the
frontyard.
So
that's
what
I
did
.
Now
my
other
birdie
is
so
lonely
with
out
Stretch-bird.
She
just
sitz
and
chirpz ...
all
alone
. *snifflez*
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