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cheese
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donaldson
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i want a sandwich with enough cheese to stuff a turkey
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donaldson
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not to be confused (ever!) with chess
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rsdio
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..is the anti-christ.
(or something like that...)
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jessica
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when i was in middle school, my best friend and i used to discuss the boy i liked in code so her sisters wouldn't know. she saw a block of plastic cheese and the name stuck. every once in awhile we refer to cheese, but i don't think she knew that he abused me. and i don't think he knew his nickname was cheese.
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David
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I was on my excursions of life and I met these two beautiful French women. In my haste to make a suave impression I blurted out the first phrase in French that came to mind, "Bonjour, je sui le Framage." The laughed at me and told me I was a cute American. They nick-named me Gouda. I am the cheese.
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valis
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i can never be seen eating colby cheese. i look like a squirrel in need of ritalin, nibbling little individually sliced chunks.
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camille
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i gouda had cheese :o)
or i mozerella'd around and got no cheese
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Moravian Piglet
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Cheese is the food of the gods. A perfectly formed Brie, softening up.
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Q
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Hey wait! That's reverse plagiarism. I came here to say cheese is the food of the gods. Obviously you took it right out of my head. Shame on you. Put your cheesehead back on and sit in the corner for three blathes.
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Moravian Piglet
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I will not!
It must just be the case that great minds blather alike!
Oh, by the way, Cheese is proven to be the favourite food of Students in my Christian Union.
Food for thought!
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Q
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not too surprising. where i come from cheese is thought to inspire godly thoughts. my experience, though, when some good wine has been involved, has been somewhat different, but only somewhat.
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fyn gula
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crumbled feta on rice with a generous topping of lemon tahini dressing if eaten by everyone once a day will bring world peace. i swear.
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BoofPixie
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we go to the jitney at two a.m. and all that blonde kid wants to do is look at the exotic cheese display...jeez. there's plenty of melba toast out there to conquer.
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biff wellington
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EVIL CHEESE!
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Yoda
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I like cheese, god I love cheese. I can live off cheese, in fact, I mostly do. The thing that really bothers me and tears my mind to shreds is that I hate old milk. Cheese is old milk. I love cheese. I hate old milk. Cheese IS old milk..... AHHHH!!!!!!! HATE... LOVE.. WHICH ONE?!?!?! AHHH!!! :^)
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*spoons*
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cheese is me i am cheese a slice of kraft american indiviually wrapped made from whole milk surrounded by people just like me but blind to there surroundings
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mandin6o star
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cheese is like vagina
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fnord
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is what I cut far too often.
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lalalander
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my cat is eating my cheese. she put her dirty little tongue all over it and now i can't it. samn my cat. ruining perfectly good cheese.
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lalalander
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my cat is eating my cheese. she put her dirty little tongue all over it and now i can't eat it. dsamn my cat. ruining perfectly good cheese.
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lalalander
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my cat is eating my cheese. she put her dirty little tongue all over it and now i can't eat it. damn my cat. ruining perfectly good cheese.
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nocturnal
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three strikes and you're out. you were cutting it kinda close there.
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Casey
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You enjoy being mean don't you?
I don't eat cheese anymore.
"Most cheeses use cow's stomach lining(rennent)as a main ingredient."
-Too Much Coffee Man
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nocturnal
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yes. I do enjoy being mean. I can't help it. I try to stop, but I have such low self esteem that it's the only way I have to try to feel better about myself. see, I'm really the victim here. the victim of this cold, lonely world. it gets to be too much sometimes and I just fill up with so much hate that I end up releasing it by taking shots at people such as yourself if you don't watch it and it just tears me up inside.
if you can't find the humor in my negativity towards other people, then just leave it alone! your petty comments won't change anything.
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freakizh
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a cheese. cheese with holes. rockefort?
if you have more cheese, then you'll have more holes.
every hole uses the space of where its supposed to have cheese.
so, with more holes, less cheese.
with more cheese more holes and more holes means less cheese.
therefore, with more cheese you have less cheese.
thanks to angel.
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snow angel
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you are so cheesy telling me im beautiful. you dont even know what beauty is. im not beautiful. but at least im not as cheesy as you...:)
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Teenage Jesus
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It's tough to beat a good Stilton. (Try it on pizza with pepperoni. Mmmmm good!)
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jealousy kitten
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the cheese stands alone =/
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glenn
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say it and smile
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katdaddy
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if cheess is the food of gods, ami a god? hmm [alwasy wonderd bout that] i eat it all the time. i luv cheess. ok i am. now. dont fuk w me!!! hmm. that was ez. [ok dont say it--che..] haha. i think hot cocoa is too.
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Syrope
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oooh swiss with wheat crackers... cheddar slices and lunch meat.
thats funny bout nicknaming the guy cheese...my friend and i use code for "the guy of the moment" - cheeseburger. no abuse though, i just dont think she knows i sometimes end up fooling around with her cheeseburgers...
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Spag
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i love cheese ....string cheese....motzerrla....swiss.....cheader...blue..... every kind of cheese is the best!! cheese is my favorate food!! NO ONE LOVES CHEESE MORE THAN ME!!!! i eat cheese for lunch breakfest and dinner!! don't forget snak time!!!!!!!! CHEESE
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Ariadani
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cheese is good. except raw milk whatever that was from wisconsin. bleh!
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Toxic_Kisses
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"I ware the cheese, the cheese does not ware me" Buffy (I think)
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sprhrgrl
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send help or.
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AdvocateofDairy
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Ironically, what my friend Dave from Milwaukee is not fond of.
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Insomniduck
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I like cheese.
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coldmeshach
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Fresh out of the box with 2 staples.
Haven't I seen this before?
Um
I dunno.
Just Find the time to use it whenever possible.
"Hey! What'd Mr.Mousy do to the cheese!"
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full oBah
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if onle he'd wore a white hat, we all would have trusted him so well
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MKR
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Do not taunt the cheese.
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daviejones
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Voici la fille qui suis-je,
En cœur, âme et ésprit,
Et elle dit que beaucoup d'elle est moi aussi.
Nous venons bien ensemble,
Nous discutons et rions,
Nous pensons et autrefois nous pleurions
Ensemble
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morganicpunkjoshRM
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cheese is a male reproductive organ
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ferret
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you can only eat so many cheese_chunks
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etoiles
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would you like a little cheese with that whine?
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User24
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Shropshire blue, Brie, Stilton, Roulé, Gouda, Edam, Roquefort, White Stilton, Wensleydale, Goats' Cheese, Red Leicester, Double Gloucester
any type of cheese, but not, ever, cheddar. yuck, I mean, cheddar fucking sucks ass.
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TK
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Don't Eat KRAFT!!!
http://krafty.org/flash/
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whome
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What's so bad about cheddar?!
I love cheddar. Especially with apple.
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thespacebetween
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i like fondue
i remember this one time i went with my mom to the melting pot for dinner and she got a chocolate cd for it being her birthday and all.
i also like brie. when my family used to come from up north this one lady always made brie. everyine else i know hates it. i think its wonderful...
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REAListic optimIST
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hot rasperry spread on warm brie on crackers is divine
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thespacebetween
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ya its good
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A
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The kind of cheese I'm thinking of isn't made of milk. It's really gross. I won't go any further.
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lani and jesse
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I LOVE CHEESER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ryan
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The Cheese Poem
by Ryan R
cheese is good
cheese is great
marble moz and ched
i lost my hat
in the cost
of another wrongful dead
mold grows over
left too long
it sat and sat some more
but i opened up
the fridge again
i put it back in the door
never knowing
never knowing
one would eat it still
who would do themselves this wrong
and not check the cheese when chilled
the cheese my friend
was left too long
too long too long too long
and now the cheese
cheese they eat
the cheese is
being cut
couldnt have had
bread or meat
or both
without the chut
this is what happens when
you eat moldy cheese
and your body cant contend
when you have allergies
you cough you weeze
you choke you fall
you hack some more
and then
violently
you begin to ball
you fall and smash your chin
you curl up a bit
you grow some awful hives
unable to breath or see
another cheese eater dies
you die you die you die
you die you die you die
so in the end
you know that now
you should have checked the cheese
that wonderful mush
from the cow
but you just couldnt see
past that tender
cheese like taste
you just didnt know
your time had come
the cheese was laced
the cheese was graced
with mold
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parmesan
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sorry Ryan, my cheese poem is better.
because it's a song
Oh won't you tell me who invented cheese
So I can thank them and bow on my knees
Was it Einstien, Plato, Socrates?
Was it done for a reason, or just to please?
Who were the people that invented this food?
I must give my respect, for it is SOO GOOD.
I'll go to the place in which cheese was born
So that I can eat it each night and each morn.
Was it the egyptians, romans or the greeks,
Or were they too busy with plumbing leaks?
Were they germanic, nordic, saxon or gaul?
I don't care, I'll eat it all!
You can grate it, melt it, slice or grill
And it always gives me such a thrill
Cats can eat it, dogs can too
And it's made from the cows that go moo
You say "cheese" when you take a pic
A joke is cheesy if you laugh at it
The Big Cheese is always boss
Greenbay cheeseheads have rarely lost!
Parmesan gouda goat cheddar
american mozzarella muenster
monterrey jack ricotta whiz
cottage cream velveeta swiss
Eat it with mac, grilled on toast
Plain slices' how I like it most
With fruit, with pie with burgers too
On pizza, pasta, I like to chew
Cheese is yellow
It's not blue
Cheese is SWEET
AND NONE FOR YOU! (it's for me)
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emmi
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cheese and olives, my two passions. i must have them in stock for those 4am cravings.
my favourite is the gouda with cumin seeds. yummy.
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fasfx
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Richard Cheese
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040228
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imaskitzo
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cheese makes me poop
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her royal highness the quirk
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and you said *i* was a bad friend...
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_pax_
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CHEESE!!!! :-D
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Chelsea
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is good. I can eat a whole bag. shredded or cubed or melted on chips or w/e.. mmm.. its all good!
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040409
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her royal highness the quirk
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i'm cheesin tonight :-D
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Laroo
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As i sit here in this forgotten day,
i ponder out the essance of cheese
from goat or cow non shall know,
non shall care
the cheese is one with us all
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040618
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witchesrequiem
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One of the best foods ever realized by man!
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the mighty boosh
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is a kind of meat
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040619
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hunnybunny
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cheese and pickles i love them oh so much
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040708
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Me?
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Huh?
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040803
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no you
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i like a good apple wood smoked. the cheese is under the table with the granny butter.
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040929
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caresscoffee
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BobLuvzCheeze
I love cheese & peanut butter sandwiches
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040929
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me
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FREAKKKKKK i hate cheese
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041129
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speaking of things that stink
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