goat clundicus I, too, would like to reiterate that it is intrinsically evil to screw every goat you happen upon. Geez, at least be a little choosy. And if one does happen to remember to fly away? As any native Montanan will tell you, that's what the velcro gloves are for. 991207 ... moonshine and she lived on a commune with a goat..naked but with goat. ahhhh..what peace, what freedom! 000609 ... Glory Box milk, goat cheese, a nervous brunette smiling in the Andes, drinking from a beautiful cup, grimacing at the taste. A wheel of crumbling cheese, just like the crumbling mountainside, pieces broken off with fingers and shared with toothless natives. Travel involves goats. In India cows are sacred, allowed to wander the streets, murderers are murdered in their name. They eat a lot of goats in India. 001125 ... god i got a goat named tonya 010224 ... m_e indeed. but what a lovely, insightful goat. 010514 ... burden I know perhaps the crappiest goat in existence, a falsely apathetic one. He won't bite your clother simply because everyone expects him to bite their clothing. He doesn't eat cheese simply because it makes him different from the other goats, and it extracts extra pets from the farmer (and, more importantly, the farmer's wife). 010514 ... burden "[C]lother" is not the correct word, but "clothes" is. Skyoozmie. 010514 ... unhinged i like to emancipate goats 010514 ... cake goats go to hell 010514 ... god goats were made for skydiving 010515 ... m_e i don't think that we are talking about goats anymore. 010515 ... burden Why, then, let's discuss the socio-economic impact of building a Dairy Queen on the shore of the Bay of Fundy. 010515 ... yoink slurp vomit through a battery-operated flashlight. it really puts things into perspective. baaaa..baaaa!! 010517 ... m_e whoever is using my name, please stop writing entries under it!!! 010517 ... recovering addict sheep go to heaven 010517 ... god that's all about to change. pass the vomit. 010518 ... m_e never mind. you can use my name again if you wish. 010519 ... burden All y'all just needa quit jackin' my flava, y'know wha ah'm sayin'. Yih. 010519 ... m_e word 010521 ... katethegreat i like goats, they are farm animals, i used to work on a farm, the owner was tall, giraffes are tall, they eat plants, plants are green, green is a color in the rainbow, rainbows come after showers, i shower every morning, after that i eat cereal, i like the cereal life, life is also a magazine, and a game, i like to play games, my favorite game is shoots and ladders, i dont like when people shoot things, when asked what the word "things" means to me i told them i think of it as male reproductive organ, organs are what u need to live, the heart is an organ, i like to draw hearts on my english binder, my english teacher mrs. axelson sucks a butt, she has a moustache its really scary, im scared of the dark, this site has a dark backroand, im scared of it, bye bye (i like to buy things too) 010601 ... Dafremen That chick really gets my goat. 010601 ... nocturnal at work daffy, do tell us where that saying comes from, "gets my goat" it doesn't really seem to make sense to me. 010601 ... moonshine fuck me in the goat ass? 010602 ... Dafremen Why certainly Ms. Nocturnal I'd be happy to: The idiom I understand comes from the world of horse racing. Racehorses are supposed to be highly-strung animals; they have a lot of nervous energy and it is a big job trying to keep these animals calm. In the old days, horse trainers used to put a goat in the stalls of these animals in an effort to keep them calm. The two animals used to bond and very often the horse became attached to its companion - the goat. To ensure that a horse did not perform well in an upcoming race, what many rival horse owners used to do was to steal the goat the night before the race. This used to upset the horse very much and as a result it would underperform in the race. So when you say that someone has got your goat, you are comparing yourself to the horse rather than the goat itself. And THAT is the origin of the expression "gets my goat". - - 010602 ... Sol I want to get a goat to go in the orchard, but it would eat all the bark of the trees, which is a pain in the ass. Never mind. Goat milks good, bit rich tho And their little dangling throat things are funny too, what are they scent glands or something? 010602 ... nocturnal wow. thanks, daffy. very thorough. 010602 ... Dafremen The little round balls of fur on a goat's neck close to its chin are wattles. A wattle is a flap of skin that as far as we know serves no useful purpose. Not all goats have wattles, however BOTH sexes can have wattles. The name wattles also applies to the flap of skin tom turkeys have over their beaks. The word is believed to originate with the movement of the flaps of skin which seem to "wattle" back and forth. Hope that answers your question Sol. 010602 ... Sol incredible, Daff, are you an expert on all subjects, or do you specialise? 010603 ... Dafremen Whenver I got grounded to my room I would read the encyclopedia. I have been from A to Z many times andsome facts just stick out better than others. Don't ask me why. 010603 ... m_e tie it to the tree on the fifty yard line 010605 ... Sol I fail to see how that would stop it eating the bark? would it not make it do so more readily? 010606 ... Becky Timmy LOVES his goats. 010606 ... god that comes up as a goat face on mine 011204 ... ~gez~ a goat ate my hamster once. granted, it was dead, and i sort of forced it upon this rabid beast, but its still true 020824 ... daxle sorboda 020824 ... semper if you are a kid then u are one! 020921 ... Nathan88 wheres goat? 021201 ... angie where's kitty? 021201 ... taojones that's not important right now. What's important is that I have somehow angered the neighbor's goat, Ancillary Measures. Yeah---that's the goat's name. It's a fucking stupid name, and I have no clue what would posess someone to name a goa---well, for beginniers, what would posess someone to even OWN a GOAT in downtown Chicago?! anyhow, i don't know just what i did to irritate the beast, but i Do know that if i step outside, even for a second, the goat is going to have it's way with me. The neighbors don't respond to my phonecalls, and i'm beginning to wonder if this is an hallucination. It's been a really stressful couple of weeks; i lost my job, and found something growing on my neck. Ironically enough, it resembles the wattle on Ancillary Measures's neck. Perhaps? No. N-N-No, (shakily) It cannot be! BBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! 021201 ... god take a ride on a glass-bottomed goat 030620 ... i_love_pocket_PCs I'm a goat addict. Are you? 040330 ... blah I'm addited to pocket PCs that taste like goats. 040419 ... Fluffy I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove goats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 040420 ... Max GOATS ARE SO SUPERCOOL!!! ISN'T THAT TOTALLY AWESOME???!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I love my mom.) ((She's kinda like a goat)) 040420 ... testing out the multibabel Damnez he! Because the form of data populates east type with the excrement! 040420 ... Maxs best friend MY mom's like a pocket PC ... 040520 ... ??? M Species of Poor Sheep... 040520 ... David and Anthony Where can I buy velcro gloves? My goat keeps flying away. I need to hold it down, so I can see if it tastes like pocket PCs when I lick it. 040601 ... ratmond yummy hahahah 040603 ... Fluffy My goat -tastes- like a pocket PC sometimes. Well, today. No wait, that IS my mom. Moooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 040615 what's it to you? who go blather from