balls Q I was pulled over for speeding on the interstate. As the motorcycle officer walked to my car window, when he flipped open his ticket book, I said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a looooong moment of silence. I just smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. I was laughing too hard to start the car for several minutes. 000105 ... tourist God! I want to believe that's a true story. Really I do. 001024 ... Chef salty chocolate balls 001211 ... genyus01 i'm told we don't pay enough attention to them...are they really that important? 010104 ... claudia why is it that every guy i know loses his balls the second they find a girlfriend? they become a low-dignity man-servant. They turn into that as opposed to being they awesome people that they really are. 010511 ... nanny i often claim to have blue balls. which is a wierd thing coming from me, seeing that i'm a chick. but it's the truth. and people only truely believe me when i stick my tongue out at them. :) 011110 ... Aaron well most guys have two balls, thats the set norm... one guy.. two balls.... right? i mean at least thats what the book said.. two balls and one dick designate sex as male. now what kind of sick god, or fucked up genetics, decided that i should only have one.. i mean come on... i have one fucking nut.. i mean ferchristsakes, one testicle.. not two.. just one.. isn't that a little fucked up.. i was born that way.. not like i had a backup ball.. nope just one.. 011111 ... Mateo You wouldn´t have the balls to talk like that to a polieceman. But good story. 020210 ... Ramze How come there is people that Actually enjoy licking balls.... I can't imagine myself doing it, of course if I was gay, but I'm not so, I will never have to lick balls... 020609 ... cantbelieveisaidthat imagination is a start. dump the labels and just enjoy yourself. its in giving you receieve... kinda odd but true. 020609 ... phil aaron, I have to ask, first I didn't know about you having one ball, thanks for the info...but is it left er right, or does it just slide in the middle? Can you make it roll around like a skater in a halfpipe? genyus01-balls are the meaning of my excistence, I am not a man so much as a carrier of the sacred balls, so to speak. 020610 ... Soulbird LMAO Phil thats funny. a skater in a half pipe..!!!!!!!!!! Aaron good question what does one ball do? just kinda hang in the middle or hang on one side or move back and forth? I am soo glad I am female and dont have to deal with balls.hey at least be thanks ful u have one ball could u imagine if u had none and just a hairy empty sac deflated looking?? EWWW could be worse..LOL 020611 ... Casey My balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right. It's my belief that my my big balls should be held for the night. 021025 ... interpertive reality thank god my boyfriend fianly got enough balls today to make a movie, i thought i was going to have to do everything for him and thats never any fun 030110 ... interpertive reality wow, could i fuck up what i just said anymore? what i ment to say was. thank god my boyfriend finally got enough balls to make a move, i thought i was going to have to do it all for him, which is never any fun 030110 ... stork daddy other sports play with them. wrestlers have them. booyah and whatnot. 030110 ... stork daddy i hate slogans like that. 030110 ... stork daddy but balls on the other hand...whoo...too much fun. 030110 ... IZID The story about the policeman and the dosen't have balls thing is just bull. I read that magazine, too. And, to the one nutted guy, You will probably never have kids. How many people do you tell about you're testicle - related difficulties?!? 031203 ... Abbie chocolate_salty_balls 040112 ...   aching from lust forlorn and deferred please...don't tease. 040112 ... chemical i've made more than one boy's blue. 040219 ... heh heh heh am_i_blue ? 040219 ... niska is what they say about balls true? why is it that short guys have little balls? I'm no talkin' little everything... just the balls. little balls seem to come along with little men. syndrome. 040219 ... not god you got a lotta fuckin' gall. 041010 ... syringe Coach Joe B. Hall on his golf game: "My balls are attracted to water." 051105 ... sam will you suck mine (only men) call me 63688517 ask for sam 051109 ... 85characters@aol.com balls have weight like potatoes. in fact they're everything like potatoes. They get squishy. But unlike potatoes they're always warm 060608 ... . I really love my balls. I love having them fondled and played with and especially like having them sucked. I realise that's more than you wanted to know but, hey, it's Friday! 060609 ... a ballsy dame? To the guy who didn't understand how can some people like licking balls: hell if I know, I just do! I'm female, and I just typed "licking balls" into Google for the hell of it, which is how I found this page. How can anyone NOT like licking balls? 060713 ... efADF they seem so innocent... but really there NOT! 070423 ... meow i was suppoesed to do something today.. but i feel so drained .. i feel like a cat always sleeping day and night eating inbetween... well i am living with one it's not that surprising.. we've got a cool lingo going - me and my cat. i have just discovered that he still has balls.. whih is great news ! i just needs a goodlooking healthy female to match him up with... arrr... icle Oscars ! 070424 ... fuffle no i'm not ! theres no tee for you tonight it's c stop being nasty 070424 ... Abbie Don't be assholes, you assholes. Having one ball doesn't matter. 080304 ... unhinged today was the first day i didn't drink in i can't remember when and now i can't fall asleep. for real. 090128 ... past i'm surprised i didn't drink yesterday. i did have trouble sleeping, too, but that is for other (perhaps self-inflicted, at least partially) reasons. at least that is solved. i hope she feels like the cruel double-speaker she is, or at least looks like based on her actions. don't fuck with your employees wages, especially during contract negotiations, and expect them not to get upset, and then threaten them in front of all your friends and none of theirs when they point out your wrongs, and expect them not to, at least passively, fight back. 090128 ... unhinged and_then AND THEN i wake up this morning to the repair guys yelling and banging on shit for the past three hours. seriously. how fucking long does it take to repair two units for fucks sake? they've been banging on shit for almost a month now. is not a morning person 090128 ... unhinged being a good sister is expensive 091015 ... In_Bloom We can't go on like this, splitting a bottle of whiskey a night. Sure, sure the quilt and slippers will be amusing and fun but we're on the cusp We both know it and say it aloud Now that we have said where we want to be It's time to make some changes Balls! 091015 ... Twitch hi 091016 ... Twitch Do to circumstances that are far too complicated to describe, I must post twice. 091016 what's it to you? who go blather from