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funny
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kirstin
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When you are walking with someone while talking to them and they run into something. (ie-a tree, a post, a wall) It is very amusing.
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daxle
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funny how when I say something is funny it is generally the opposite
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Renee
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I've found out the hard way that "funny" doesn't exactly mean hilarious.
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valis
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funny gets less so with repeated definitions.
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Tess
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wooooosssshhhhhh away longdistance
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Scorched GanderSnout
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The sign said:
"We will be installing a new trash compactor on Thursday. Please refrain from throwing your garbage down the trash chute until installation is completed. Thank you."
When Thursday rolled around, all I wanted to do was open the squeaky door to the trash chute every now and then just to make the guy at the bottom dive for cover.
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valis
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so the head nurse at the mental asylum is making the rounds, checking up on the inmates. 1st padded cell she comes to has a guy inside dribbling an imaginary basketball, making jump shots every once so often at an invisible hoop. "billy," says the nurse, "what are you doing?"
"i'm practicing, coach!" says the madman. "big game against the lakers on friday!"
next room she looks in on has a guy playing air guitar like crazy,waving to the crowd and blowing kisses. "mikey," says the nurse, "whatcha doing?"
"not now, yoko." he says. "me and the boys are playing madison square garden!"
next room has a guy in it ramming his penis repeatedly into a bag of cashews. "oh my god, johnny!" the nurse shouts. "what on earth are you doing!"
"nothin' man!" he says. "i'm fuckin' nuts!"
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WoNDERGIRL
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that's what he calls me
but I don't try
to be so strange
when I'm tired
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Tank
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the one time 3_7000_9 play a rock venue, Nou gets kicked off stage for being to rowdy! ridiculous to say the least. "I've toured with the clash", the sound lady said, "but you are just plain destructive." My opinion? Nou is just too free for the average, bound woman.
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MollyCule
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actual IM conversation -
SomeStupidGuy: r u into phone?
Me: I'm amish. We don't have phones.
SomeStupidGuy: oh sorry
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yummychuckle
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I laugh at strange things. Toda I was laughing at the sugar at the botom of my cup of lemonade. I couldn't get over how funny it was. And I didn't know why...
Which, in itself, is funny.
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JessieLee
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When you're funny, no one takes you seriously.
Seriously.
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nocturnal at work
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yeah, but that's cool cuz then you can insult people right to their faces and they think you're joking.
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Casey
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Something I'm not but strive to be
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nicc
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...how we feed the monsters and pray for a quick fix.
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mister mourning
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some people are funny
some people_are_strange
i'll let y'all guess if you care
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two cannibals are eating a clown, first one looks over at the other one and asks, " i dunno, does this taste funny to you?"
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glenn
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people call me funny all the time. then then say 'looking' under their breath. they think i cant hear them, but i can. they'll pay. oh yes, they'll pay
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Syrope
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lol i'm gonna do that to someone now glenn.
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silentbob
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today i saw a nerdy looking boy who appeared like he could be broken over someones knee. he was walking towards a computer. his shirt said
"Coroner"
"(I want your body)*
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emily the second
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If you're ever in a restaurant and you shit your pants, just scream OH MY GOD SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!
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Zed
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Emily has read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
"Fuck you mister bear - you speak lies!"
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jo
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when people insult you and they say that theyre kidding....usually they're not. they just say just kidding so that you dont think that they're a jerk.
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Brown
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keystone keynotes gather before hand in a cramped room taking turns spitting into a coffee can.
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Rickster
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The intercommunication among friends that distinguish reality as a job, rather then a life.
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Kristopher
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Lobo: "Yer about ta witness my good deed for the century, Squeak."
Squeak: "You're going to let me go?"
Lobo: "Heh. Funny."
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screwing for virginity
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two muffons are sitting in an oven. the first muffon says "boy its hot in here."
the second muffon turns to the first muffon and says "oh my god, a talking muffon."
what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
damn
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niska
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well, I though it was... I guess we don't share the same sense of humor, hmm?
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learning lifes greatest lessons
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I find some many things funny. I guess you could say I am easily amused. But I think it just makes me a happier person if I can find humor in most anything, including myself.
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someone
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my fucking life is a joke
and i dont know if i can or cant help it
pathetic isnt it
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camille
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www.dailywav.com/1200/owenspreph.wav
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imposter
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This made my day, or well, at least my ten minutes:
On the MLB website:
"Clutch Performances"
sponsored by Viagra
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camille
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cracking up...
http://www.ferndalefamilyhomes.com/James/media/mercer-deadrooster.ra
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Death of a Rose
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Laughing at the funny or bizarre is the only way I can repress the feeling that I find it pretty fucking hilarious.
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dyslexic sheep say:
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AAB!
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strawberry in yo face!
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right now, my friend and i are eating small pies which were served to us... the waitress said they were filled with strawberries.... an hour passed, we ate the whole plate, and couldn't find any strawberries in them.
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p2
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"not jerry seinfeld funny
more like
jeffrey dahmer funny"
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fdghsdfghsfh
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tom_green is pretty funny
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emily
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post_office
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anonymous
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-_-
I don't get it. I know in my heart if Jesus existed he would give me a clue. I am not talking about some old book with scary stories - I mean he would really get down with me and chill!
But the funny thing is...
I was walking home a few days ago passed the ghetto and three guys pulled me into an ally so deep and narrow it was like a tunnel. When I saw the first guy start to unzip his pants I just drop to my knees and started praying. Oh GOD! Oh GOD! oh GOD!
He just looked down at me and pulled out his nasty weenie and said - yah grl that's jus wherr I wans ya ta b. Then he tore at my t-shirt until my breasts where exposed. Then pinched my nipple soooo hard with a twist I almost fainted.
I could smell his stinky crotch as he pulled me near. I wanted to scream -- but all I do was whisper. No lord, please no.
Then I heard a whoop whoop cop car thingie sound and saw a bright light shine at the end of the tunnel. Next thing I knew they all ran like roaches when you turn on the light.
OK so -- it was no burning bush but it sure saved mine! Perhaps I'll have to reconsider this thing called faith!
-_-
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jimmy
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oh your friendsters must think you're so funny. god i hate you.
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great
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funny haha funny haha funny how when the walls bend when you breathe in when the walls bend funny haha
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Emberghost
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please visit www.chms-studios.com for some of the funniest shit around
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mastas
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funny is a spell put on the mind to make one react to the overall ignorance of mankind
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emmi
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funny strange or funny ha ha?
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snahhhh
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The_12th_street_staggers
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somebody
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theirs nothing funny going on but for some odd reason I cant stop laughing at everything
life isent a joke but dam everything seems funny right now
maybe this just proves how utterly board I am (my fault not yours)
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u24
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more people know me as u24/User24 than by my real name. huh. :)
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Leland
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it's funny, all of my ex-girlfreinds have boyfreinds right now.
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040706
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somebody
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im funny cuz im quick, and i can react to stuff with jokes.
but if nothing is going on, i have nothin to say...
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OutsideTheMatrix
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go to the home page and then follow the link to WHO blogs. What if only those few people listed have ever actually posted on this site? And they get listed with that name because it's just the first name they ever submitted. And they all use a different alias most times they post so it just looks like a lot of people are commenting.
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Xeneth Sparda
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"Heh, heh, you read what I write"
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Angel
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its funny how you spend your whole life looking for something or someone and when you finally give up looking, or tell yourself it not there. Up it comes and smacks you behind the head and says 'HELLO'. Its funny how it happens too. It comes in a way you never expect like a letter or a call or an e-mail.
Its funny how fast it happens too. just when i gave up on friendships - up she comes and says 'i promise to stand by you whether good or bad, happiness or sorrow for as long as long as life breathes in me'its been one year since. And just when i told my self that what i have is all there is and no more - a couple days ago he appeared likewise out of nowhere.
Being the unlucky person that i am, i'll lay low (i don't want to jinx it). I really hopes it works out though....
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hsg
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i think we need to take life more, seriously!
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Galen of Taratimude
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It is rather funny how they wanna make friends after they rip your guts out
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Risen
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I'm going for a more upbeat tone.
And I thought it would be cool to share something which made me laugh today. Enjoy.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katehakala/what-its-like-to-be-in-unrequited-love-cq0y
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
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