tree Benji trees are people too! Hug a tree! 991111 ... Toade "God, I love trees." -A dendrophiliac 991122 ... trakie i always feel more at home draped over a branch 10 or 15 feet off the ground than lounging on a sofa. plus it's more fun to get up the tree than just to sit down on a sofa. 991128 ... andrea once when i was nine i climbed up into the tree that was in my front yard. i was about ten feet off the ground. it was so much fun. i felt really cool- especially when the boy across the street, who was 12, and the object of my twisted adolescent love, told me it was awesome that i could climb that high. it wasn't so awesome when my jean-clad knee got stuck in the division of one of the branches. i started screaming and he and his mom and my mom came out and got a ladder to reach me. the police ended up coming-two squad cars. the neighbors all came out to see what was going on. the policeman had to get on a ladder to lift me up and out. he was afraid he was going to drop me. good thing i didn't get hips until i was twelve, eh? 991229 ... jennifer at 8, I used to tie the neighbourhood children up in my big oak tree in the front yard and taunt them with sticks. at 8 991229 ... deb i got a christmas tree for next year from my mom because she thought i'd like it and i do but when we opened the box to see how it looked & the trunk was missing 000112 ... deb ... it's just been a strange week so far 000112 ... marjorie nathan drew me a picture of the tree in his backyard. it had problems. mainly people problems. apparently it couldn't communicate well enough and some people hacked it to pieces in some crude attempt at pruning. personally, i am on the tree's side. but it is still beautiful. and now, i have a picture of it. 000222 ... c-spandrea. when i was 8 years old, there was a tree at the park across the street from my house. the lowest branch was about 5 feet off the ground and stretched out almost parallel to the ground. so simple to climb. my friends and i called it "buddy tree". we used to climb it's branches and perch on the low, parallel branch like birds. one day, someone sawed the lowest branch off. no more climbing buddy tree. how tragic it is when someone saws off your branches. 000228 ... tree So she went on, wondering more and more at every step, as everything turned into a tree the moment she came up to it, and she quite expected the egg to do the same. 000509 ... Glory Box There was a tree, in the middle of a tangled vinyard, in the middle of a Utah campground. I've been there twice in my whole life, and I still remember that tree. The grapes in the vinyard were sour, And the ants used to climb into our shorts, And down our backs. But that tree was always a puzzle, And we were the only ones there, Other than the marmots, And the ants, of course. 001205 ... god i'll have uh cherry phosphate 010129 ... vampers mother nature's greatest gift to us: inteligence, elegance, beauty, wisdom. i long to be a tree. 010325 ... no one i love a guy called tree... but i am too scared to prove it, and today i really screwed myself over. 010531 ... fanta So peaceful and majestic. So pure and beautiful. Simple, yet complex. I find them very soothing. Why can't people be more like trees? 010603 ... no one hey... that guy named tree, i asked him out this morning, but i allready knew he would say yes cus he told my friend weeks ago that he wanted to go out with me, but it was still cool to hear him say yes 010607 ... the iron sausage trees don't knit here anymore 010705 ... freakizh "The Trees" by Rush (from "Hemispheres") There is unrest in the forest There is trouble with the trees For the maples want more sunlight And the oaks ignore their pleas The trouble with the maples And they're quite convinced the're right They say the oaks are just too lofty And they grab up all the light But the oaks can't help their feelings If they like the way they're made And they wonder why the maples Can't be happy in their shade There is trouble in the forest And the creatures all have fled As the maples scream "Oppression!" And the oaks just shake their heads So the maples formed a union And demanded equal rights The oaks are just too greedy We will make them give us light Now there's no more oak oppression For they passed a noble law And the trees are all kept equal By hatchet, axe, and saw 010716 ... no one that guy named tree gave up on me last wednesday before warped tour, it was sad. i went out and did alot of drugs so didnt hafta think about it.. thats what i'm still doing. now hes back to fucking one of my friends, like before. it sucks because no matter how i hard i try i cant imagine ever finding anyone 1/2 way good enough to take his place... thats alright i guess. maybe i should forget guys and go for girls lol... just kidding 010717 ... DanetteTN915 I walked home. Alone. S l o w l y . Typical of Ithaca. It's not the kind of rain that an umbrella can protect you from. The wind makes it hit you from all sides. It felt good, cold rain on my hot face. Small talk, what a copout. "I don't need anyone. I don't need anyone." My mantra walking through the quad. Then I saw it. My tree, burning golden against the purple sky. And I realized I was homeless. I walked under it, and glorious as it had seemed from afar, when I stood under it many of the leaves had already succumbed to the relentless wind. I had no solace. 011016 ... eklektic the other day, me and a friend decided suddenly to pick a tree. it wasn't a planned event. it just happened. so now, everytime we're both near that tree we stand in front of it and look at it. we even tried to crawl through the bushes and weeds to touch it today. but it didn't work. and for some odd reason, that friend of mine uses "tree-picking" as a euphamism for sex....he says i'm good at tree-picking. 020426 ... Mike Hulls One time I fucked a tree... It was dark and misty... I couldnt tell what i was doing but i was cuming all of this tree... And thats my story... 020603 ... Jerry Hsu Uh... I don't know about you guys out there but this one time I banged a monkey in a tree. It was about 5:45 am and I woke up before my wife. I went outside and saw this monkey. It started slicking my rocket and bam! I blew my load in its face like whoa! Trip aCiD 020603 ... George of The Jungle One time i was swinging from tree to tree, of course because i am george of the jungle, then i caught jane banging a tree, so we had a huge 3 some on my vine and my junk got all tied up on the vine and i had to get a prosthetic dong made of wood, where i preceeded to bang trees... Thats my story and i'm sticking to it. 020603 ... a christian My sister lives in a trailer and has sex with black guys. Some times when I am horny me and my aunt jump in for a gang bang. Did I mention of i have gonereah of the eye so i dont want to hang out with my friends. 020603 ... god damn christians 020603 ... mr. balljangles WHOA! THAT FUCKIN TREE LOOKS LIKE A WEEEENER! A PENIS!!!!=0 020912 ... poet @ 12:52 do u know that tree's breath, they do if you watch real close and you don't say a word they move and speak and shake with the breeze / The are the old torn umbrella offering shade and Im the old fool sleeping under their cool blue light. 050319 ... shadow hey you miss tree god im drunk oi life is good later. to all. mister john. sneak sneak. runs away. haha haha. 050414 ... Dolly Rocker There's his tree...In the park downtown and some people call it the "Makeout Tree" because people make out in it in the wee hours. 051008 ... olive i've always wanted to make out in a tree but i deemed it impossible if you really wanted to get anywhere.. i guess i'll have to try now. 070919 ... fghio fghio 101114 what's it to you? who go blather from