screwed falot Life screws us all. Metaphorically speaking, we're all loose. 010405 ... waxdot I'm screwed, as always. Always screwed. SCREWED. Somebody take my freewill away from me. Somebody give me back my freewill. SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!! 010528 ... yummyC no problem... :::hands out free wills::: 010709 ... Julie* I hope he wasnt the only best thing thats happend to me. 020327 ... Death of a Rose blued, and tattooed, brood mood 031020 ... cheetah A blonde surfer dude was walking back to his car when he hears someone crying. He turnes around and sees a girl without any arms or legs sobbing. "Whats wrong?" he asked. "I'm twenty one and I've never been kissed" she moaned. The surfer leaned over and kissed her. (little did he know her arms and legs were only buried in the sand) "Well," she continued, getting greedy "I'm twenty one, and I've never been masturbated!" The surfer dude felt pity, and did his task. Anything else?!? He demanded "well," she continued, getting careless and exposing one of her hidden legs, "I'm twenty one and I've never been screwed." The surfer dude, now seeing through her charade, picked her up and hurled her into the ocean. "Now," he called to her "Now you're screwed!" She was fine though. 040102 what's it to you? who go blather from