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jane
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Yeah, where would we be without jane? jane and dick, jane and john doe, jane, tom and harry, jane next door ... jane seems like the constant in human affairs. Maybe 'cuz everyone has her mitochondrial DNA?
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jane
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oh they do, do they?
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010618
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kinkazoid
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i have a yellow lab/golden retrever dog that is named jane
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010618
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nocturnal
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I have a friend named jane, but my mom said she heard she was moving to canada. but I saw her last week at the alkaline trio show and she didn't mention it. you'd think if someone was moving to canada, they'd say something.
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010618
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aaaaardy
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...you ignorant slut.
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011209
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girl_jane
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me?
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020228
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jane
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no girl_jane it's a song
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020615
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maiasus
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when i was younger, i pretended my name was jane... i thought the name made me plain, but at the same time somewhat mysterious. i really dont know if i feel like jane anymore.. funny, the things we do when we're young.
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020615
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phil
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Jane, i want to fuck the shit out of you I want to fuck you up down and sideways until you can't breathe anymore And the sheets have twisted around us twisted around each other hot and sweaty so fuck me fuck me fuck me
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020919
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jane
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??
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021014
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phil
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I just realized I'm not on acid, and it scared the shit out of me
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021015
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jane
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did you really mean that
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021015
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p2
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phil, i think that's the most poignant thing i've ever heard. bravo! can i use it in my email signature? ;)
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021016
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p2
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i meant the first one, although the second one is pretty good too
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021105
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phil
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lets people get away with speakin for him
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021113
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silentbob
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Jane be jane you're better that way not when you're tryinimitating something you think you saw jane be jane and if sometimes that might drive them away let them stay there you don't need them anyway you're worried there might not be anything at all inside but that you're worried should tell you that's not right don't try to see yourself the way that others do it's no use you're worried there might not be anything at all inside but that you're worried should tell you that's not right you've had it harder than anyone could know so hard to let it go but it's your life and you can decorate it as you like beneath the paint and armour in your eyes the truth still shines jane be jane jane be jane
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021229
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jane
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yay! ben folds!
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021229
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nore
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jane has blathered a lot of my stuff. hello jane.
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030218
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jane
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hello what do you mean
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030218
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Eowithien
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My friend's middle name is Jane. Some people see it as a common or average ::shudder:: name. I've always liked it, it seems so... elegant. Jane be Jane.
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030220
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girl_jane
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I will be Jane, thank you.
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030220
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phil
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dream_otters@yahoo.com
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030326
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jane
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is that your email address
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030327
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yup
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030327
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x
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where have you gone?
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030327
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jane
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jane ran into a blather block and decided to be a wallflower for a while just reading
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030328
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eyedream
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I've found you too.
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030509
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jane
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and now what.....?
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030509
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no reason isnt called jane
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jane is always the first name i think of when someone asks me my name and i don't want to tell them my real one. i wonder why... it's not like it's a common name at all for my generation.
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030509
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eyedream
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And now we have teacups.
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030509
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jane
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eye see
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030510
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god
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jane fonda is married to ted turner. ted turner colorizes films. jane fonda is troubled. jane fonda is trouble.
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030616
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girl_jane
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not all jane's are troubled or trouble
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030617
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jane
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maybe all except you girl_jane i know i am
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030617
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Rowbes
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hugs you
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030617
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jane
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i'm still trouble watch out don't get janed
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030617
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somebody
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you are friendly by nature.
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030625
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jane
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hmm really fortune cookie person? how do you know me?
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030625
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somebody
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i dont. see somebody for my answer to these questions
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030625
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jane
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i just mean why that? why me, and why friendly?
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030626
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crimson
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I like jane who blathes. I used to have a friend named Jane. I liked Jane on the show Daira. I liked Jane on the show Dharma and Greg. maryJANE I always wished my name were Jane. "Sweet Jane"- Cowboy Junkies "Jane (be Jane)"- Ben Folds "Jane Says"- Jane's Addiction "Sweet Jane"- Velvet Underground Jane is just a fucking cool name.
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030812
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jane
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thank you very much
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030812
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silentbob
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you are a shiney star.
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030909
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oldephebes exorbitant effulgence
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back in the days of saacherine and sugar there used to be this caramel, peanut, toffee amalagate called mary jane whenever i used to visit relatives in philly we'd go to the corner store and load of on these exasperatingly insoluble sugar distractions. i tell ya, it took some really vigorous flossing to extricate those obdurate remnants of toffee lodged in the mandibuar crevice - jane - bright gushes of the deep cadenses that call unto her..she is a joy to read, a screaming star shower of celestial light.. was that a little much? yeah probably still though..i enjoy readling her blathes ...
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030910
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jane
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you guys know just when to cheer me up, don't you?
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030910
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jane
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thanks oldephebe [i'll never spell it wrong]
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p2
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i read somewhere that every queen named jane has either been murdered, imprisoned, gone mad, died young, or been dethroned
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031224
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jane
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all thats left for me is to die young
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031226
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shroud
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is my name jane, just plain ol' jane a jane who wanted to be a janine
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031226
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randomly recent
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are you friendly by nature? !
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040113
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jane
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apparently so.
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040113
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Doar
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How was the trip Jane? .
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040114
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jane
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which trip?
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040114
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Death of a Rose
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the plane trip.
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040115
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jane
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it was actually pretty short, because it was direct from san_francisco
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040116
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Not ask jane blathe idiot
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did you get some peanuts?
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040208
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jane
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actually, yes. i still have them in my bag. i'm thinking one day i'm going to be starving & need them. which will probably never happen, because there is no way i'll get hungry enough to eat those bad boys
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040208
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girl_jane
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Just saying hello to my fellow blathering jane. :)
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040216
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phil
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JANE! ... nevermind
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040220
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jane
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wow, phil, you read my mind
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040221
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jane
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okay reading that sounds awful. just know that i was going to email you but i didn't know what to say
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040221
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phil
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that email is dead, email and blather don't mix.
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040225
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phil
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so that's why you called, I forgot I wrote that. I can't remember the last time I even got a phone call, your voice was silk.
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040226
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kym
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says "no" sweet friend, i have no words for you this day.
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040226
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Barenaked Ladies
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The girl works at the store sweet Jane St. Clair Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there it wasn't long before I lived with her I sang her songs while she dyed her hair Jane, divided, but I can't decide what side I'm on Jane decided only cowards stay, while traitors run Jane, Jane I'd bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh She thought that I was making fun of her She made me feel I was fourteen again That's why she thinks it's cooler if we'd just stay friends Jane doesn't think a man could ever be faithful Jane isn't giving me a chance to be shameful Jane, Jane I wrote a letter, she should have got it yesterday That life could be better by being together is what I cannot explain to Jane The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair Was dazzled by her smile while I shoplift there No promises as vague as Heaven No Juliana next to my Evan Jane, desired by the people at the school and work Jane is tired, 'cause every man becomes a lovesick jerk Jane, Jane
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040716
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jane
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i live on jane street now. interesting coincidence
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040716
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BonTon
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this is gonna seem wierd especailly after everyone elses commments, but i have never met a jane. odd?
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040913
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u24
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thanks for fixing everything :-)
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041130
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smurfus rex
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yeah, props to you :)
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041130
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stork daddy
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jane'll fix you good.
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041130
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deathofarose
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Jane, defender of blather, smiter of wrong doers, da queen of the blather screen. Thanks Jane.
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041130
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jane
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just call me the u24 apprentice
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041130
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phil
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How about I fuck you in the ass and you call me a horny cock sucker, you spurting georgeous slut.
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050212
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angry george
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hey, i thought i was the only georgeous one!
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050212
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stork daddy
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the candle that burns in the worn room of the monastic. that gives actual light to the brilliant and blundersome words and histories each book unforgivably hoards, and shelters, and only admits its own to.
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050213
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phil
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oh my god I am moving in with two girls one of whom owns the house I ma moving into I am going to see tyhe place tomorrow I can't believe I need 7 more hours at work shit! I need a better job! I can't believe this, in truth I just met ehem at a bar. But let's avoid that for the time being too good too be true, fuck yes?! Oh man, I am in way over my head but all I need to do is stand up. Call me tuesday I might be a changed man. Can we all just get along?
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050227
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peyton
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050825
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no reason
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someone at work calls me that now 'cause she can never remember my name though it tends to be jean or jan more than jane, but it's funny how after a day she remembers that but after a year she can't remember my real name
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060428
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ja
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they tend to call me jane it is one letter short of my name I don't believe it's mundane
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060817
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jane
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bitch!
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070605
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pete
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jane, i blame orson scott card for this, but every time i read one of your blathes lately i picture a non-corpeal godlike figure spawned by the networks, and possessing complete access to all of them, lending us her wisdom.
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070605
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REAListic optimIST
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i'm sorry i never sent that letter, jane. i got so distracted by craziness. you probably don't even remember what the hell i'm talking about, but one of these days, you will get my letter, and i hope it makes you smile.
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070605
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jane
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hope is all i have left
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070606
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jane
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& pete, thanks.
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070606
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jane
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r.o. i hope that you did not send it to new_york, as i have not lived there for about two years.
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070709
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jane
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i'm hiding.
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070802
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jane
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i am dreaming about paint and being covered in paint and wishing i was made of paint and painting paint and paint
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070817
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jane
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when the truth is found to be lies and all the joy within you dies don't you want somebody to love?
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070820
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jane
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eh.....fuck it
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071105
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phil
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Jane you are not still alone. He says like a lover, a lover so far gone into a cosmic voyage all his own that the mirror coincidence of their meeting has come full circle through the universe to seek the night when they were young, once again he asks. Jane, are you, alone? No, she says, in a rant. Look around the stars at night are still far from us but they will see us within their brilliant light. Candles burning moths. Looking from on top the hot button? Oh yes, says Jane. Marshmallow and hot chocolate on graham crackers, and Jane asks me a question. What has happened to you? Metal petal. I must go Jane. Empty holes and bombers, flickering still. Go on, phil.
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071105
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Your Secret Friend :
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Don't leave us!
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071105
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jane
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well, you know me.
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071106
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jane
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give_him_a_mask_and_he'll_tell_you_the_truth
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080125
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REAListic optimIST
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Thank you for such a pretty card. It has a place of prominence in my room.
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080126
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jane
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my pleasure.
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080126
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anythingbutcryptic
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jane is lovely with her silky hair. jane called that girl an elephant for being fat so some people dont like jane. but i like jane. "jane says" by janes addiction is janes favourite song.
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jane
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i called her a toad but never an elephant
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080602
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epitome says hello
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-What's the difference between a blueberry and an elephant? -They're both blue, except for the elephant. Terrible joke, really. It was a device to break the metaphorical ice. It's nice to see your writing... may your blathering be ever blatherific.
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080602
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jane
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i like the lying jokes nice to meet you
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080602
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now_now
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is a belt ninja who understands that knowledge was their treasure. . . . . Knowledge... was their treasure
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080613
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hmmm... the treasure is hidden within, once one reveals their treasure they make themselves vulnerable, why, because their full truth is visible. There is nothing to hide behind anymore, even being quiet seems to have become less effective, not that being quiet was a tool, rather a state of being, a certain contentedness one doesn't have to answer to. People will always make some kind of dismissive remark behind ones back maybe because it makes a person feel better about themselves? Its a pity that a person can't just be who they are without all these shitty comments. I know because I know.
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080614
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jane
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ROWR! i'm feisty today.
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081103
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jane
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things_have_changed again
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090313
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unhinged
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you have no idea how tempted i am to get on a plane tomorrow
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090313
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j
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{turn that temptation into reality}
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090313
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harglaglarglar
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harglaglarglar
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101104
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Death of a Rose
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I don't know if I told you but I had your gift framed and it is a prized possession of mine. It evokes something like a leaving, a relflective soul. An exhalation of dreams. . TY
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unhinged
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how's it going? how's dali?
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Soma
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Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. June. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. I can't seem to find who I'm looking for here. But thank you for being around.
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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