state
djdown
Texas
is
the
best
goddamn
state
there
is
,
except
maybe
for
the
state
of
euphoria
.
980930
...
charley
oh
brother
..
did
you
see
this
one
Ang
??
981001
...
ang
hmfp
!
texas
?
dallas
are
you
ok
?
i
spent
21
years
there
and
still
celebrate
the
anniversary
of
the
day
i
left
.
you
must
be
thinking
of
another
state.
yeah
that's
it
.
another
state...
what
state
were
you
in
when
you
wrote
that
?
981002
...
eric
Alaska
is
kinda
big
...
981002
...
ang
how's
your
state.
981023
...
Pacia
Is
it
foolish
to
state
one's
thoughts
freely
here
?
Amusement
is
a
cunning anaesthetist.
981107
...
heidi
Colorado
is
the
best
,
Texas
is
the
worst
,
Confusion
falls
somewhere
in
the
middle
.
981116
...
kirstin
of
mind
.
990329
...
daxle
I
don't
know
about
the
whole
state,
and
I
don't
know
how
to
judge
it
having
seen
little
of
the
rest
of
them
,
but
I
hear
we
all
surf
and
we're
all
vegetarians.
990512
...
leese
was
a
funny
sketch comedy
show
990514
...
why me
my
state's
a
state
a
great
state
it
is
the
stake's
are
too
great
so
let's
not
name
it
but
you
are
all
here
too
991122
...
deb
nebraska
is
CORN
HELL
!!!!!!!
'scuse
me
'scuse
me
SOMEONE
LET
ME
OUT
OF
HERE
!!!!
can
i
please
please
please
go
back
to
chicago
now
?
ive
paid
my
penance
991230
...
whack-o diddly-o
Miss
Wormwood
:
What
state
do
you
live
in
?
Calvin
:
Denial
Miss
Wormwood
:
I
guess
I
can't
argue
with
that
...
000121
...
datura
state.
texas
is
big
.
alaska
is
bigger
.
oregon
is
somewhere
in
the
middle
.
california
is
longer
,
but
less
rainy
,
and
with
less
rednecks
.
001202
...
pat sajak
west
virginia
is
like
an
inbred
petting
zoo
.
001202
...
pat sajaks ghost
pat
sajak's
ghost
010130
...
pat sajak
where
?
010206
...
jenny
don't
complain
!
try
living
in
Canada
!!!
Total
shit
hole
!!!
010420
...
InTheWool
i've
always
been
partial
to
pennsylvania
,
myself
.
010428
...
lo
jersey
is
coming
back
with
a
vegance!
020829
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from