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kendera
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is a wooooooord. blah blah. blah.
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birdmad
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while the occasional parrot my be satisfied with a simple unadorned cracker some birds prefer a nice garden vegetable cracker with a garlic and herb dip on the side
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Timmy
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They still make cracker bombs... why not nigger chasers?
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johnny west
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How about something to get rid of racist pigs who fill blather with shit like that?
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Inanna
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The food(not the racial slang) that we know as crackers are excellent to eat if you have nausea from morning sickness.
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Timmy
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Hey Johnny Boy... sayin shit like that only eggs us on. If you just ignore this ignorance, it'll go away. That may not be true for society as a whole, but I'm pretty sure it'll work here. In the meantime, however, DIE NIGGER DIE!
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the biggest mexican youve ever seen
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the day before halloween came and the weird rednecks down the street had a house fire. cars come and go at all hours from that place. sometimes funny-smelling fumes come off of that place and everyone suspects that there's likely a meth lab somewhere in that scrap heap they call their yard it was the third fire in five days, and as the fire truck came and quickly got it under control, the thought that seemed to flow in unison, unspoken, but in several languages was: "My god, why did you save those miserable crackers"
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prison tat
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i would know Timmy by the back of his head, if you know what i mean.
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nocturnal
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ritz with peanut butter. mmmm. champagne crackers with brie. mmmm again.
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Timmy
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Actually, my mom won't let me grow a mullet. She says it's "tacky."
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nemo
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there good to munch on
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florescent light
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crackers are good the morning after you've had a lot of yummy vodka shots, and you suddenly find yourself regretting it
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black-dyed gel product
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that breaks one of my two cardinal rules of drink: never drink in the morning. my other rule is never drink alone. ah yes, the simple code i live by... oh but crackers have no rules or boundaries, they should put that on the label: CRACKERS, DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT WITH 'EM, that should be the cracker motto. Ritz before saltines and to hell with the triscit. Crackers also go well with ramen. Cracker is also a great band; they also go great with ramen.
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florescent light
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liquor stores should give free complementary crackers with every bottle you by
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babybat
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munch munch munch
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ellen cherry charles
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Blimey! She's gone crackers!
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starry eyes
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i was walking today looking down and there on the ground was an empty pack of orange cheese peanut butter crackers a company called "austin" had made them it reminded me of texas, where my love lives so separated and far away my heart longs for him, i ache to be with him to be in his arms because there, nothing will be able to scar me again funny how a small cellophane wrapper and its brand name crushed and forgotten on the grass could cut right to my heart but perhaps it wasnt the wrapper at all love is what has cut me love's thorn has snagged into me, pricking at the depths of my heart as much as our distance pains me i wouldnt want to live without his love i would take blisters for him cuts, scratches, lacerations, bruises, welts, scars id accept all those to be his love
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MeSsIaH
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im a cracker you fuckin bastards
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what's it to you?
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