|
|
mullet
|
|
|
Brad
|
also known as hockey hair, the camaro cut, the sho-lo, safety cut, achy breaky hair... etc. Any haircut in which the back is substantially longer than the top, front and sides.
|
000309
|
|
... |
|
|
Brad
|
Oh yeah... avoid mulleted individuals at all costs... they are quite dangerous and unsavory individuals.
|
000309
|
|
... |
|
|
MollyGoLightly
|
Funny little pop-culture thing. It's amusing to compliment people on their mullets, because generally they have no idea what you're talking about.
|
000404
|
|
... |
|
|
Barrett
|
If you too enjoy mullets, go to
(mulletsgalore.com)
Or
(mullettsgalore.com)?
You will laugh your ass off!
|
000923
|
|
... |
|
|
Amanda
|
go to WWW.SHOLO.COM to check out cool
mullet t-shirts
|
001022
|
|
... |
|
|
jennifer
|
"business in the front, party in the back"
|
001022
|
|
... |
|
|
Jimmie Funk
|
Varying degrees of Mulletude
Canadian Passport
Kentucky Mudflap
Shoulder Duster
Dale Earnhardt Memorial
Republican Tax Cut
Benny Hinn Signature Series
|
010310
|
|
... |
|
|
twiggie
|
hocky hair *shudder*
it was everywhere freshman year
|
010310
|
|
... |
|
|
Megan
|
don't say hockey hair, yessi! When he got his hair cut once, he said,"Yeah, I got rid of my hockey hair"(which he didn't really have in the first place) but everytime I hear that I think of him and UGH!
|
010310
|
|
... |
|
|
mikey
|
mullet festival in north carolina. makes me think of that.
|
010310
|
|
... |
|
|
dB
|
People tell me that I have a mullet. This ain't the case. I got long hir all over. It's all the same length but I never wash it and comb it back, but it doesn't look like a mullet.
|
010311
|
|
... |
|
|
twiggie
|
maggie, are you talking about *him*?
he never had hockey hair...most of the freshman boys did though.
but if you aren't talking about *him* who are you talking about?!
|
010311
|
|
... |
|
|
jem
|
www.mulletsgalore.com
hillarious
i want one myself but i would be too afraid to insult the mullet community
|
010311
|
|
... |
|
|
Sol
|
although the mullet is without doubt one of the most henious hair crimes, it is beaten (but its close) by its brother in arms the Bullet, where in an effort to stave off old age balding blokes grow what hair they have left giving themselves a mullet with a bald top, if you see one point and laugh point and laugh!!!
|
010418
|
|
... |
|
|
Sol
|
if i ever consider getting one, please shoot me
Thankyou
|
010418
|
|
... |
|
|
lil red girl
|
Two words...Joe Dirt!!
|
010419
|
|
... |
|
|
yummychuckle
|
my friend nick thinks they are hilarious...
the people with them are scary...
death to mullets...
|
010604
|
|
... |
|
|
johnny west
|
Two guys at school keep trying to convince me to get a mullet cut.
"C'mon, John...Just do it for the last day of school...You can grow it back all summer!"
You two can suck my sideburns. This hair ain't going anywhere.
|
010604
|
|
... |
|
|
Alexander Beetle
|
That was a lie. Put the axes down, please.
|
011029
|
|
... |
|
|
silentbob
|
if you're going to have a mullet you should at least go the whole nine yards and shave like the year of your birth into the back of your head
|
020314
|
|
... |
|
|
dionysos
|
The best one I ever saw looked like Arsenio Hall in the front and Bo Derek in the back.
Wow...
|
020314
|
|
... |
|
|
the game
|
Exactly when the fuck was it in style? I mean really, when the fuck would that have looked GOOD? (perhaps the 80s mullet being the exception in terms of IN style, but not lookin' good. sheesh)
|
030730
|
|
... |
|
|
misstree
|
went on the pharoah's boat at the county fair, one of those dealies where everyone faces the center and it swings back and forth pretty high... directly across from us was a beautiful mullet... very well kept, trimmed, shiny, combed... it flowed gloriously when the wind caught it going back and forth on the ride... i was fascinated, the way that roadkill that isn't dead yet fascinates me.
|
030730
|
|
... |
|
|
STL
|
I used to eat lunch with Mullet Man and Sideburn Boy...it was kinda unappietizing so I abandoned them after 6 months and much persuasion from my friend Scott who wore his shirt pulled up over his nose to mask the smell. Turns out Scott just wanted to sit with a bunch of perverts and talk about Katie's boobs....high schools a bitch. I traded Scott's friends for Katie's(Katie w/ the rack)and they talk about my boobs too...now I'm a bitch.
Dammit if Dom says tig ol bitties one more time I'll shove his sick up his own dss.. :)
|
030731
|
|
... |
|
|
pipedream
|
oooohhh, so THAT'S a mullet...thank you, brad, the little lightbulb is glowing happily
|
030801
|
|
... |
|
|
teeter totter
|
I WANT A DAMN MULLET
|
031126
|
|
... |
|
|
Kristopher
|
"Yeah, Patrol, we've got a 10-90."
God, what a horrible sight. Especially on young children. It's a crying shame.
|
031127
|
|
... |
|
|
Chelsea
|
These are like the coolest haircuts ever! MULLETTT!!!! or even a scullet ahh haha those are dang ugly... there all awesome.. you should be a mullet hunter and take pictures of people with mullets. Its a great highly recommended hobby! The best mullet website ever is www.mulletjunky.com... i go there all the time... like to get a good laugh!.... Friends don't let friends grow mullets! Peace out MULLET!!
|
040409
|
|
... |
|
|
Chelsea
|
omg... i live by a guy that has thee ultimate joe dirt mullet... we drive by and yell MULLLETTT! its friggen awesome hah! He has the cut off shorts, no shirt, blond mullet joe dirt major look! my sister took pictures of him. she's an ultimate mullet fan! lol
|
040409
|
|
... |
|
|
white_wave
|
mullets make me smile :)
|
040414
|
|
|
what's it to you?
who
go
|
blather
from
|
