ass MuchAdoAboutNothing duly noted... i am an ass. 980901 ... jeff ass. a fun word. i use it in a derogatory manner, but only when the subject in question hasn't been 'too' bad. it's just hard to attribute the word 'ass' to someone who deserves to be known as the fucker that his he - and vice versa. 980905 ... sarah jane funny, there was a guy I worked with this summer named jeff, and I couldn't help saying he has a nice ass 981014 ... jandn FOR THE ABSOLUTE BEST ASS SEX...CALL JAKE AND NOLAN AT (660)785-4848 000127 ... Claude I did call...and damn, it was good....well worth the $3 i paid for it 000127 ... semi where? 000129 ... BoofPixie i drink schlitz and shake mine. 000308 ... WoNDERGIRL "You have the most perfect ass," he says. And I don't know just exactly what to say to that. Slighty amused yet feeling slightly fused. 000521 ... Deniedu those people those nasty people that keep paging you for cyber 010126 ... G_wiz13 mmmmm... ass for some strange reason i cant stop touching mine. 010126 ... Santos do you have a scab on it from touching it too much? 010126 ... unhinged and the moral of this story.... DO NOT STICK YOUR ASS OUT WINDOWS 010131 ... curmode assassin 010215 ... mikey i love a nice ass. asses are great! 010306 ... slim i love it when. he tells me in that silk whisper to bend over, positioning me, ass up in the air, leaning over a couch or the bed. and then he comes into me fast, as i am ready and he can tell from my silky wetness. and when he finishes, i am always ehausted. and collapse over onto the couch. 010329 ... j_blue damn, that was intense personally, i dig the word, due to its sound very abrupt, and i like how it starts with a vowel i like to say that something sucks ass, or even sucka ass muy cute 010329 ... VCell no touchie da bottom. no no. 010611 ... kij i have one... 010630 ... chocolate bootay my friend my friends chocolate booty is the best 010824 ... could this be my understanding An exclamation of extreme happiness. How I ever got started on this is probably a mystery. 011015 ... . : * p s y b o r g * : . The body part on Justin that I want to kick 011024 ... Alexander Beetle However, when used in the context "to suck ass", it's meaning is turned 180 degrees, becoming an exclamation of extreme hatred or disgust towards the subject. 011029 ... bobby digital ass is an asemecticral reference point for homo's who swallow grey poumpouse at will 011117 ... The0dds love the funky smell of her denim-clad ass, in the woods, bent over waiting 020108 ... zenfishsticks erin is so pure that her ears can't handle the word "weenie", but the word "ass" makes her laugh like no other. especially in the context of "no-talent ASS clown!" 020108 ... ...ooo... with god given ass, he took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar 020207 ... Clyde ass master. is the the master of the ass. this good story. there is bob and there is ass master. has good characters 020327 ... Mitch Clark When I want to see an ass. I go on the internet. 020915 ... cresentwhench One of my friends has a fine ass. His name is Brian...I just wanted to let everybody know that. Tasty even. Yummy. 020930 ... Zed ass n. pl. ass·es (sz) Any of several hoofed mammals of the genus Equus, resembling and closely related to the horses but having a smaller build and longer ears, and including the domesticated donkey. A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person. Arse n 1: the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on [syn: buttocks, butt, backside, bum, buns, can, fundament, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rump, stern, seat, tail, tail end, tooshie, tush, bottom, behind, derriere, fanny, ass] 2: excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal [syn: anus, arsehole, asshole] 021113 ... evolutionending http://www.digitalnosebleed.com/ass.html 021114 ... hailey j frey I see you baby... Shakin that ass... Shakin that ass... 021209 ... the_engineer who's an ass? 030407 ... metamantrg ass oweeeeee! the ass she's got the one I love has this ass that I can say it's tastey to kiss for I do this alot it pleasers her so to love someone so much to repeatedaly get no my knees to kiss her ass is contagiuos for me for I don't think she knows that this is not all about sexual gradifcation just to be with her is heavenly but in the past I've been an ass_hole to her so were apart I changed myself! faced my fears and am still working on this will for alltimes happy inside know for exspressions of love for everyone to see for the are thing I must share if you love someone that if you realey love and care dont be an ass_hole like I was back then for you will have lost them in the end 030914 ... once again If you "loved" someone and they asked for one thing for their birthday and you went out and spent the exact same amount of money on lots of little things that the person you "loved" didn't want, would you be an ass? How 'bout if the year before you didn't get them anything at all? And every year for six years preceeding that you made your daughter go with you and made her choose the present? Then would you be an ass? You are an ASS!!! 030923 ... a thimble in time One woman's treasure is another man's booty. 031008 ... a girl with nothing to say Kiss my ass! dont worry i have a nice ass. 031017 ... thespacebetween how do strippers get such perfect asses? an ass is a donkey i like derrier so much more.. (i think thats how you spell it) 031130 ... Mandijabster Jo: eating my ass me: ur eating ur ass Jo: after school snack u perv oh well...i didnt get it.... jillian: After School Snack jillian: A.S.S. jillian: it's an acronym.. shes soo smart :D seeing as i was too stupid to realise this...its quite funny..or was..yea...oh well..damn acronyms 031208 ... falling_alone half-assed...remember that half-assed not half-asked...sigh what i am gonna do with u janvier 031209 ... lucid sliding deliciously and slowly into my ass, and exploding in passion, only to run out in thick sticky mess next time i go to the loo 040210 ... kermits_perfect_rainbow_/^\ i dont know why everyone cares about it 040212 ... anonymous -_- I don't get it. I know in my heart if Jesus existed he would give me a clue. I am not talking about some old book with scary stories - I mean he would really get down with me and chill! But the funny thing is... I was walking home a few days ago passed the ghetto and three guys pulled me into an ally so deep and narrow it was like a tunnel. When I saw the first guy start to unzip his pants I just drop to my knees and started praying. Oh GOD! Oh GOD! oh GOD! He just looked down at me and pulled out his nasty weenie and said - yah grl that's jus wherr I wans ya ta b. Then he tore at my t-shirt until my breasts where exposed. Then pinched my nipple soooo hard with a twist I almost fainted. I could smell his stinky crotch as he pulled me near. I wanted to scream -- but all I do was whisper. No lord, please no. Then I heard a whoop whoop cop car thingie sound and saw a bright light shine at the end of the tunnel. Next thing I knew they all ran like roaches when you turn on the light. OK so -- it was no burning bush but it sure saved mine! Perhaps I'll have to reconsider this thing called faith! -_- 040218 ... ciuco one day a white rabbit suddenly came out of my ass. since then I've been feeling empty. please, rabbit, go back into my ass. 040225 ... peepers i can sometimes hear "light your ass on fire" or some hip hop, classic rock, whatever type of music, in my head. it's fucking annoying, especially when i'm walking five miles on a windy saturday afternoon. 040314 ... peepers ohh yeah, i was 14 at the time when this happened: it was a sunny saturday afternoon and i was walking to the park with one of my close friends and her brother and cousin, the one closest to their homes. we were going to play tennis and i saw that my friend had a tennis racket. she slapped my ass with it. she wasn't the first. i just realized something: my ass is kinda (modest, ha!!!) huge. it doesn't really go with the rest of my body, too big. 040314 ... bandersnatch there is this guy at work with a really nice ass. im not gay or anything, but i must admit i wish my ass could look as good as his. mabey if i started to work out... 040316 ... imaskitzo why do so many people have issues with their ass? it's your ass... spank it, shake it, love it! 040323 ... freedom some might say that's animal abuse though 040323 ... minnesota_chris I was just considering butts the other day. I think teachers have the worst butts out of all professions. There's something about teaching kids that is quite bad for the butt. 040324 ... minnesota_chris (no, nevermind, i have nothing to say.) 040324 ... KINGKONG I CALLED AND IT WAS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WE DIDNT JUST DO ASS EITHER UH UH UH YEAAA 040515 ... finngwen _early_morning_ 040529 ... Miriam Mystikal says "Shake your ASS, Watch yourself." There are no finer words to live by. 040801 ... sour times soul you would like to touch my luscious sizzling hot ass 040926 ... sexy beast i fuked your mom and i think this website is shit and is about as gd as ya mam in bed which aint gd she has a nob and ur a twat 050109 ... ass expert (hole) two round symmetrical half spheres, attached side by side, beginning at the legs - helps to disharge oneslef, to excite someonelse - you can have one, or you can be one, take your pick. 050417 ... Lyrics what's_Reality... 050417 ... ... _'out_of_the_blue'_... 050417 ... delial I call him an ass, and he tells me I have a nice one. yeah this must be true love, right? ...hahahaha... 050417 ... ass loving baby i love ass so much, i love its roundness (where applicable) and it's taste. i love that tingly sensation every time i touch one, multiplied times 10 whenever a stranger's.. 050418 ... chuckles will it stay fucked forever? will things move on a little or a lot? keep it within the margins and you may see a difference. but who gives a fuck about margins? where did staying within the edges ever get anyone? break out 050831 ... katherine. the kid who agreed to take my little sister to her senior prom, then backed out because he didnt have enough money, then told her she was one of his best friends and thank you for understanding, then showed up in class the next day and had a different date. thats an ass. my sister is popular, and beautiful, and none of that even matters because she's funny and smart and has a good heart. so *you* lose, asshole. 060601 ... Roaul Duke im an ass man. 060602 ... lets all crack jokes on each other its fun! see ill_fix_your_ass 070604 ... twisted_existence ...he has the cutest little mole on his left butt cheek. i havent seen it, but my fingers always brush across it when hes laying on top of me... 070705 ... Anonymoose Why do rap guys like asses so much? 071202 what's it to you? who go blather from