twat
kooter cunt! see cunt! 001208
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timster Just get up go over there and get it you big fat hairy twat 011011
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Aimee my cousin called me a twat waffle once.... then i told her to eat me... :) 011011
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lady lunchbox kelli and rustine play-fight.....

rusti: you bitch!
kelli: you whore!
rusti: cunt!!!!
kelli: twat!!

*rusti laughs hysterically*

rusti: never heard that one before!!
020103
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kelli crane twut did you say? 020114
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Mahayana twat did you say
i cunt hear you
i have an ear infucktion

oh nevermind ...
ill finger it out
later
020114
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sabbie twit
twat
twot

twonk.



the logical progression
030703
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IKC 56-80 so if someone was a twat and a dork at the same time, would they be a twork? 030703
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sabbie ohoh!
like a gothgeek
geethick
or was it
geekith


dammit, i have forgotten ..
030703
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joe_blow yeasty, moist, stenchful
skin-purse of pus-filled puss-flesh,
pulsating, purulent, putrefacted,
vaj-tastic vaginal vajungle!

o o o o o, star-kist tuna twat,
gaping honeyed hairipie,
rotten-sweet decaying cooterstank
oozing lifejuice lubricilliously...

o loose-lipped cocksocket,
dentate cumdumpster, slimesleeve
pink and sticky like summer plums
melting moldily in sporulating secrecy,

lying labially in wait,
fungally frothing, fishily fermenting,
dark, dense and asphyxiatingly rank, beef-draped cradle of the universe!
031115
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misstree cunts are badazz mommasockets, they are 50 foot queenies and monsters roaring with laughter. they are sizzling secrets, centers of sex and slishskin, they are magicians poised, they are dancers soaring, they are punch mid-snap.

twats are primadonna posers, afraid of the vulgar and earthy. they wish their own power was accessible, but don't know where to shove their fingers. they preen and spin and beguile those who don't know the true scent.

cunts move to the rumbling of the earth. twats are dismissed with a flick.
040217
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smurfus rex know what you call a truckload of dildos and vibrators?


toys for twats.
040218
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madkazooer tit for twat 040517
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jesus h. christ I ate the clams at the luau 050629
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jesus h. christ I ate the clams at the luau 050629
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