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splinken i was at a birthday party, this kid fed me a few shots of rum, and we all decided to go to the waffle house.

i didn't get anything to eat. i sat in a chair at the end of the table and demanded quarters from my friends so i could play songs on the jukebox. not songs, a song. one song. i made the whole restaurant listen to "trouble man" by marvin gaye about 5 times.

the table erupted into a discussion about fucking to marvin gaye and barry white songs. i started screaming that you can't. you can't have sex with someone while "let's get it on" plays in the background. you cannot do it without laughing.

the old man in the cowboy hat a few booths over gaped at me in disbelief.
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psychobabe WAFFLE

A Universe to fill
Can't scratch the surface
Now a slow pay
Still why everyone watching
It's like I'm real tired of the clones
I'm real tired of the clones
Whatever you say
Whatever you say
Whatever you say
Bring me a light
Make my life worth something more
Show me a light
Bring me a light
Where's the space i fill
Where's the sympathy I KILLED
I need to find a meaning I'm useless, I'M USELESS
Trapped inside my own web
Whatever you say
Whatever you say
Whatever you say
Bring me a light
Make my life worth something more
Show me a light
Bring me a light
When I'm alone I stare at nothingness
Painful silence
Painful silence
kills

Bring me a light
Make my life worth something more
Show me a light
Bring me a light
Whatever you say
Whatever you say

this song has so much meaning to me! if you could only see..
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shadowfalls I like my waffles with plenty of syrup and a good helping of raspberries. 030314
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EWDurbin One Waffle with Pecans
One Bottomless Cup of Coffee
One Order of Hashbrowns
Smother them
Cover Them
Chunk Them

Please
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SleepieCloud I'd love to get waffles with you... or make waffles for you...

but only if they're round.
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