rabbit psyki i want to be a bunny i want to hop around saying meep, meep would you like to play with me? with a silly smile 000224 ... typhoid ooh! the bunny loves you! the bunny loves you! (imagine uber_cheerful synthesized electronic voice, cute furry bunny doll, large staple gun) 000224 ... Bachelorette Soft, powdery, like downy feathers. Your fur smells like spring. 001129 ... god there's one in my closet. he is eight feet tall and weighs close to 500 pounds. his pellets are the size of cannonballs. he likes to sky dive. rabbits_weremadeforskydiving. uh oh. he is shrinking again.... so he can crawl inside my ear... 010105 ... bluechicken dammit, stop using the word uber! it's getting stale and moldy. my rabbit will kick your rabbit's ass any day. he's ornery. also, i'm gonna fly away on a big jet plane and eat truffles until my eyes glaze over. i'm going away. away, away. yes? yes, away. call an ambulance. 010411 ... pat sajak uber uber uber uber uber jsut oon squillo 010427 ... mornckton they were made for skydiving 010506 ... wes and i quote, "fuckin rabbit. i fuckin hate rabbits." 010522 ... pat sajak squillo is a rabbit fashioned out of antimatter 011127 ... the repeater Rob rabbit, rabbit. I know you're there. Yes, I'm sleepy but it's all right because it's better safe than syphillis, right? 000113 011208 ... Tiffa The Rabbit is a sexual toy for females that my friend Josh predominately has been badgering me about. Somehow one year in geometry it came into conversation and naturally, being the only girl at the moment, it was attached to me. this is the fourth year we've had this running joke and it has been extended to oh-too-many people. The rabbitt, no longer fluffy cute bunny for me, but a devilish sex toy. 020206 ... squillo rabbits_are_not_your_father's_oldsmobile 020206 ... misstree nervous, dashing little creatures, i find unwanted kinship with their preylike nature, their tendency to shy from the unknown, but to my own pride, we share the tendency for proliferation and sharp senses 030121 ... screwing for virginity one eyed, time traviling, dead people in spooky rabbit suits scare me. 030122 ... pipedream rabbits can scream. they shriek with a mindless raw desperate scream. it's their defense mechanism- unnerving as hell. 030315 ... mo rabbit was mean...i like Eeyore better 030316 ... x run 030317 ... megan One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small, And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall. And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you the call. Call Alice When she was just small. When the men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low. Go ask Alice I think she'll know. When logic and proportion Have fallen softly dead, And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's "off with her head!" Remember what the dormouse said: "Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head" 040229 ... Jenson Kerr Walking in the snow, A Rabbit walked by. Not hopping, but walking. With a spectacle in one eye. "Pardon me good sir" Said rabbit said. "Have you seen my pipe?" Having not seen the pipe, I simply replied, " No but please enquire me this... Why has a rabbit, with a spectacle in one eye, been walking round in the snow, to meet with me myself, on this sombre day?" Having noticed his surroundings for the first time that day, Said rabbit said, "Tis only sombre if you are not wearing the proper eyes". And with that, the rabbit strolled away, off into the unknown blackness, Of that wintery day. 040301 ... chew chew chew "sometimes, the rabbit's game is to get the cat to chase him." 040302 ... jensonkerr The rabbit jumps, beyond the grass Masking the troubles, masking the task step.... step.... step.... The rabbits queer voice repeated... Step.... Step.... Step.... Until the answer is found, waiting in the shadows Just beyond the hill. 040317 ... smells like bunny Carrots? 040614 ... tori where'd you put the keys girl? 040615 ... methinx I had the same bunny toy as typhoid had above. That toy's batteries did not know how to die. Going on ten years that bunny continued to tell us how much it loved us. Eventualy it got to the point where you no longer had to hug the bunny to be told how much it loved you, it would take it upon itself to remind you at random intervals; usualy in the middle of the night. Its currently sleeping in a tin can time capsule my little sister made. It'll be released again in about 7 or 8 years. What do you bet it'll still love us just as much, and go on spreading its message of unconditional love? Stupid inspirational rabbit. 041014 ... freemind down the rabbit hole, neo 050112 ... Bree My bunny died. We buried her near our dog. She was chubby and fluffy and a bit of a bossy boots bitch towards my other bunny but she was cute. Oh well. There's still lots of holes in the hill. 080206 what's it to you? who go blather from