a-team "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful citizens can change the world: Indeed it is the only thing that ever has." -- Margaret Meade

What interesting quotes you can find on the side of a container of hummus.
me is overused to indicate irony (picture finger gestures accompanying "That is so very quote unquote neo-post-something...") 990527
Quintessensual To quote another is to board or seek to board the other's mind and so affirm that all our minds are but tiny boats in one overwhelming sea of intellect. 991103
hahaha "Hey, give me a beer. I said, give me a beer!"

"You're looking at me as if you know me. You don't know me."

"We ate, we drank, we vomited."

"Just because I don't like to fight, doesn't mean that I can't!"

"I'm easily amused."

"I'm in charge of finding myself and I make sure it never happens."

"What are you running from, the question or the answer?"

"I'm too old for this."

"It's good to be a myth."

"Part of my charm."

"Sometimes I don't like myself."

"I wasn't thinking, I was improvising."

"What were you expecting? Einstein? Freud? Buddha? I'm sorry, I'm just a guy."

"Mi casa es su casa. "

" Why would I tell the truth? "

"Excuse me, if I sat at a table would you be my waitress? "

"I know she's dying, OK? You are ALL DYING. 20 years, six months, what's the difference? "

"No, I got distracted. Found some texts on first century Chinese apothecaries and couldn't put them down"

"Yeah, but I want to see ME live happily ever after even more. "

" I think I'll go look at the graffiti in the men's room. "

"There are some questions about life only the dead can answer. "

"You know, thisbad guy just your size' routine never works"
skiblu "Earth is a beautiful little prison."~ Jacob.

"Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life"~Typhoid
mujer al borde de un ataque de nervios Me gusta cuando callas porque estas como ausente,
y me oyes desde lejos y mi voz no té toca.

It seems I am of a literary rather than a scientific turn. An example is the fact that I can't write numbers properly. They end up looking like the decorative ancient cursive syllabary. Learning to drive a car is out of the question; I am incapable of operating an ordinary still camera or even putting fluid in a cigarette lighter. My son tells me that when I use the telephone it's as if a chimpanzee were trying to place a call.
-Akira Kurosawa

I throw a spear into the darkness. That is intuition. I send an army to retrieve it. That is intellect.
-Ingmar Bergman
everlasting GODstoper woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown...

we've been watching ALmodovar films then...hmmm.

"There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going
THere's no knowing were we're going or which way the wind is blowing
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell Glowing?
Is the Grisly reaper Mowing?
THE danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing and they certainly are not showing any signs that they ae slowing

...stop the boat"

Gene Wilder as WIlly Wonka
Thyartshallshant Not exact, but as close as memory will serve:
"Your worried about the spilled animal crackers!?! Theres llama crap all over the floor!"
-Tom Green
mikey "life is a series of twisty roads...with no map" -me

"the most predictable thing about life is the fact it is unpredictable" -me
sabbie all waited with baited breath

but the raven never spoke again
carden "Study as if you were going to live forever; live as if you were going to die tomorrow." - Maria Mitchell

"Live everyday as if it were your last, because one of these days it will be."-Jeremy Schwartz

"The things we touch have no permanence. My master would say: there is nothing we can hold onto in this world. Only by letting go can we truly possess what is real."-Li Mu Bai
devotchka "Friendship is the hardest hting in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you haven't really learned anything." -Muhammad Ali 010405
blue "life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life" 010405
nocturnal "Rarely is the question asked: 'Is our children learning?'"
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'"
-our genius prez, george w bush
blue ...:::a man should kiss his wifes navel everyday:::... 010405
Teddybear um...what was i doing again

I like jigsaw puzzles

Let's see, a rock, a paper clip, a poodle, and a new york phone book. Now with these items make me a rocket.

To Jay tells us your going to sleep with him
Tim Buckley You know, it's funny; I always thought you were a piece of cardboard. 010506
nocturnal "eh, screw the bathroom. I'll go tomorrow."
-some old drunk guy at jazz fest sick of fighting the crowds
carden only dead fish go with the flow 010508
Miner "Reality is an illusion caused through a lack of alcohol"

"The sword of time will pierce our skin
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it burn"

"Just because you can do something, it doesn’t mean you should, and just because you don’t think you can, it doesn’t mean you shouldn’t give it your best shot."
kinkazoid "Is adult intertainment killing our children? Or is killing our children intertaining adults?"- Marilyn Manson 010515
Aimee you guys can quote me on this...

Eagles may soar, but weasels never ever get sucked into plane engines.
... The best kind of dog is the Hotdog, because it feeds the hand that bites it.
Norm "give me ale and give me pussy but never give me pussy ale" Jon Norman

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer" Homer Simpson

"there can't be good living where there isn't a good drink" Benjamin Franklin

"your pity gives me strength" Conan O'Brein

"pussy has no face, pussy has no face" Jeremy Patrick

"Im not a good one for that" Tim Smith
"a little bit of pain never hurt anybody" Jon Norman
Mateo Play it again Sam, for old times sake

I know this cause tyler knows this

Frankly dear, I don´t give a damm
phil Why is there a half-glass of water sitting on the table if nobody's drinking it? Put it in the damn sink.
- M. Fiegel
Toxic_Kisses "Romance is dead, Long live romance" 020401
silentbob "I guess i'm lucky if i go for whole days at a time without thinking about you and ask myself why" - tilt 020401
tiny dot star "a small bullet, a piece of glass; and your heart just grows around it"
-laurie anderson
phil "We must not listen to the advice of anyone, except of the fleeting wind which tells us the history of the world."
-- Claude Debussy
Jacer "i'm a knife, knifin' around, cut cut cut cut cut"

"oh carrot, i don't think i'll ever get over ms. nezbiet"

"i'll put anything in my mouth tom, even if it doesn't belong there, because i'm different"

"i'm stuck in perpetual prepubescant and it's all your fault"

"it's really hit the fan now, i'm up dawson's creek now"

"i'm going to get my own lawyer and fight fire with napalm"

"jace look out" "looser no dinner for you tonight"

"beefagheti, beefaroni, beefagheti, beefaroni"

"it's the rays, it's feeding on them, what do i do?" "keep shooting it"

"touch it, go on, see what happens"

"you fool, that's decaf"
"don't go freaking out on me this has happened once before, i just don't remmeber what i did to get down" "we hit you with sticks until you fell" "are you sure i didn't harness the power of the sun?" "no sticks, it was definately sticks"

"i'm going to follow you home, kill your whole family"

"your son bit me, i want to know what you're going to do about it! your son is a moron"

"nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *breath* oooooooooooo" "you could have saved her, i think you wanted her to die"

"go fetch daddies hard plastic eyes so he can see"

"gimme those teeth!"

"space ghost, you've destroyed the tooth fairy, i know when you've been bad and good, and you've been very good"

"so santa can use the childrens teeth to make bizzare and twisted toys for his own personal amusement"

"beautiful girl hair"

"bizzaro santa has been trying to kill me for years"

"beck isn't down with that"

"shampoo for your hair, and your brain"

"finally a product for me, i believe every word that man just said, becaue it's exactly what i wanted to hear"

"that was awesome, moltar, that was awesome!"

"fetch daddies blue bright wig, i must be handsom when i release my rage"

"tuesday, my guitar lesson"

"if you had a neck, and i had hands, i would squeeze your brain which is your body out of the top of your head which does not exist"

"go graple your lever"

"let's go back inside where the gas is"

"you will now be driven to feed off the flesh of humanoids to survive"

"that's a neat trick future fool, but my frequency demodulator rerouted your cave creeps to the victorian era, where they will be mocked for their ill manner and crude for of dress"

"you ate moby!"

"moltar get in here and attach a speaker to my head"

"i've always been dead conan"

"well that's very stupid, and you'll never make it in television"

"you're a space man that choked on a muffin"

"what do you guys think of ghost busters? you'd think they'd scare me because, ya know, i'm a ghost"

"space ghost please, i wish to give him the beating of his life"
jacer all the spaceghost quotes were done from memory in one sitting :) 020528
p2 "Last week, I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I
had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and
now wish to withdraw that statement."
- Mark Twain
p2 "Women should be obscene and not heard."
- Groucho Marx
p2 "the purpose of language is so that we can communicate with each other. having rules of grammar is a useless attempt to stop language from changing. we don't speak in old or middle english anymore... because we moved on."
- daxle's former linguistics teacher
(a very good point, which i should remember sometimes)
Rhin 'only one thing in the world could have dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.' 021025
angie im trying to find one i lost...by natakjaraja it was something indian i have no idea how to spell it...but it was about love and it was beautiful. 040311
Sarah_H Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. 041208
krupt Too bad you can't quote the look on my face... 080227
stukadukadush skoooooommphiiiiiiiiiiiiiibbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! 081118
what's it to you?
who go