beer Steffen holger is drinking 5 bottles of beer every night. 990616 ... bfnh taste like shite, i'd rather have vodka 990617 ... Catherine might taste like shite, but it's cheaper than vodka 990618 ... Tom the sweet nectar that brings me in touch with my soul but with irony that is also bitter raises the bruise on life of many 990618 ... Allison 7 beers, two shots, i went topless. that was not me that night, or was it... 000118 ... MollyGo40oz. This is strictly bad news for me. After 32 ounces of a 40 ounce bottle (King Cobra--see: evil) I was on my back on the balcony, telling some puzzled stranger The Little Matchgirl story. 000520 ... gregg beer is carbonated piss 000521 ... mike agrees. But, nonetheless, will be spinning once again... 000527 ... bownan if I have a few VB's I feel very VERY nice... people talk to me and I am funny (or so they say) 000629 ... Seth Is what I do when I can't smoke herb. And herb is what I do when I can't trip on acid. And acid is what I do when I can't trip on mushrooms. I think I try to escape too much. 000829 ... Kasa Maybe you should stick with beer! 000830 ... Seth That would be too easy... 000904 ... Barrett The cause and solution to all of lifes problems. Homer Simpson 000925 ... mother theresa i got a keg in the basement, and no one is here. i better git bizzy! 001021 ... Tank more than just a breakfast drink... 001126 ... *CatMeow* nectar of the gods, and breakfast of champions, it's liquid bread, it's good for you, the cause of and solution to, all of lifes problems 001207 ... tourist Several Beer Anecdotes: In Maine the used to sell a Beer named Dawsons that didn't come in a Six-pack, it was sold Five in a Plastic Bag. One night up near the Quebec Border in Maine (had I been in Quebec it would have been near the Frontier) we were sitting around one winter Drinking Quarts of "Canadian Ace" and every single Quart tasted different,evidently they didn't have a Quality Control Department. I remember when I used to think Michalob was a fine quality beer, Nowadays I Think America doesn't even produce a Fine Quality Beer. I drink Bass Ale, Becks, St. Pauli Girl, and in the Summer I like Corrona with a slice of Lime. 001208 ... miniver I remember the bragging-about-how-much-we-could-drink phase. What champions were we, hmm? I even "pulled" without ID when I was 15. I felt cool about that for a long time. I probably still do. I had long, straight hair and wore perfect makeup, and bought new clothing every week. I had a crush on Kirk. He was twenty and a first-year student at the U of S. Tall (but I was a little shorter then) and blond and very cute. I used the last four digits of his phone number for my old bank card passcode. 001208 ... silentbob all i wanna do is drink beer for breakfast 001208 ... replacement god all i wanna do is eat them bar-b-qued chips... 001208 ... daxle been drinking brew for breakfast rudy can't fail 001218 ... Agent008 more natural light is sold in north carolina than any other state! -- conserve water, drink beer 010118 ... Mike beer teeth, sex night live lie, fuck and die money chicks, sex and drugs tits nuts, looser love 010212 ... me good 010501 ... Dafremen Beer is overrated. Wait! What the f*ck am I saying? That's not even POSSIBLE!!! 010501 ... nocturnal all I drink on the weekends. during the week all I drink is diet coke. every now and then, for good measure, I drink some water or milk, but those are fairly rare. I am a healthy, healthy girl! most girls don't drink beer, there are very few who would actually say they enjoy it, but I'd take a Corona any time. I'd drink it during the week instead of diet coke but it's too hard to acquire at my age, especially living in a dorm. risky risky. 010501 ... punk is life juice 010501 ... Dafremen A suggestion, by the way, I didn't know you were a girl and I'm NOT about to start noticing, so if I call you Do0d, you know why now. Try brandy and coke...it tastes good if you don't overdo the brandy, it's VERY drinkable and E&J makes a clear brandy that is easily mistaken for water if you keep it in a bottled water bottle. Hope that helps you to replace your diet coke habit..that sh*t is bad for you!!! 010501 ... nocturnal man, you are just helping me left and right tonight! and not to worry about the gender issue. I guess I don't really always act very feminine. can't figure out if it's the cause or the result of hanging out with all boys for the past semester, but I'm sure it has something to do with it in one way or another. and thanks. I will try that brandy thing as soon as I get a chance, probably this weekend if I remember. 010501 ... Special K The day my doctor told me I was allergic to beer was one of the sadder days in my life. *sigh* I still get teary-eyed thinking about it. A big-ass Newcastle Brown was one of the purer delights I'd ever known... If the allergic episodes weren't so damned agonizing I'd take my chances, that's for sure. Gawd I loved beer. 010502 ... Dafremen Draft Cider is what my buddies dad drinks. He's allergic to hops or the other grains or something. Anyhow I bought some Hornsby's Draft Cider the other night and it tasted like weak wine. I was NOT impressed...you poor dear. Try BRANDY and coke...that's a tasty drink! I like Paul Masson or E&J myself. MY buddy swears by Christian Brothers. 010502 ... johann sebastian goldberg try woodpecker cider, from the UK, and if you can't find that, woodchuck from vermont is nice. not beer, mind you, but nice if you give it a chance. 010503 ... god woodchuck from vermont affected everybody even mrs. wooten as well as little nitty 010527 ... Wayne there's nothing to beer but beer itself 010614 ... nocturnal drank some sam adams for the first time this weekend. goddamn does that ever taste like shit. shoulda known, I suppose. I mean, it's american. 010702 ... Dafremen Try some J.W. Dundee's Honey Brown Lager...you'll appreciate at least ONE American beer after that. 010702 ... lost tragically wasted. 010702 ... Karp The best beers are as follows: #1.Redhook Blonde is the finest beer #2.Followed by Pyramid Heffeweizen (hayfa -`vites - zen) #3. Ohhhhh, and I love Alaskan Amber! Honorable Mention: Killian's Irish Red Fat Tire Ales Henry's Blackberry Wheat Mac & Jack's Disqualified: Corona -cuz they pee in the beer mian. Bud, Schmitt, Milwaukies Beast, etc. anything in a can, 010702 ... nocturnal you disqualified yourself for any credibility with the fat tire vote. for me, anyway. 010702 ... absent but still present "when you're in milwaukee you have to drink milwaukee's best" 010702 ... Dafremen Yeesh. Giving Killian's an honorable mention killed it for me. Lienenkugel's Red is a better domestic red and even IT'S not all that.) There are very few truly World Class American beers. I prefer to avoid American beers for just that reason. If I want water, I have plenty of it at the house. I want beer. The FOLLOWING brews are GUARANTEED to meet or exceed the internationally recognized definition of BEER(in it's various types and varieties) and are available domestically: Konig Pilsener - Germany HARP Lager - Ireland Guinness Extra Stout - Ireland Erdinger Weiss Beer - Germany Bass Ale - Great Britain Red Horse - Phillipines Weihenstephaner Hefe Weissbier - Germany 1664 de Kronenbourg - France Negra Modelo - Mexico Zyweic - Poland Hacker Pschorr Weissbier - Germany There are many more...but these are the more commonly available brands.(Don't expect to find most of them in your grocery store though...Liquor Store) 010703 ... nocturnal at work I drank insanely too much of this stuff last night. waking up at 7:30 this morning was really fun. 010703 ... Dafremen You wear it well. No seriously. (Tic Tac Noc?) 010703 ... nocturnal you wouldn't be saying that if you'd seen me this morning. I was not feeling very well at all. that first hour and a half was hell. but I somehow got through it. 010703 ... Dafremen Glad ya made it through. Sometimes Ritalin can be a blessing. The quicker sober-upper. : ) (Tic Tac?) 010703 ... drunken grendel hidden birdmad on a related note, a great (and in my opinion quite tasty)beer-bomber drink. the IRISH CAR BOMB Take a glass of Guinness (only filled to the point where it will accommodate a loaded shotglass) Now take your shotglass and fill it halfway with Bailey's Irish Cream fill the remainder with Jameson's whiskey and drop it in your Guinness. now knock it back before the cream begins to set. 010703 ... a bird in a bottle or a nice cold one for summer. The Snakebite take a good pale ale (i prefer Bass for this one) and a good hard apple cider (if you can find TNT in the glass "can" you've made a good choice) fill the glass 2/3 of the way with the ale and the remainder with the cider A variation of this is to add a bit of black currant for flavour/colour, resulting in the Anaconda or Purple Nasty you'll be gone before you know it 010703 ... Dafremen Dun that bird. The Bailey's curdles up like a cement mixer. It IS tasty though. 010703 ... Allison I don't get the point of beer. It smells bad. It looks like piss. It doesn't even taste that great. The only reason why I think people drink it is because they want that buzz. After the first couple beers, you can't taste it. You go numb. Why do people drink alcohol at all? Why bother? I'd rather just have a Coke. 010724 ... Dafremen I agreed one hundred percent. At one time. That time is gone now...long gone...and buried too. Beers have VERY distinctive flavors. I would recommend one called Bobby Dazzler if you want a taste of crazy aftertastes. All beers have a unique character. Cept most American beers which taste like water. 010725 ... Norm It's to my understanding that, we, as humans, are only given a finite amount of time in which to experience hundreds of different emotions, to witness thousands of different images, and to understand billions of sounds, smells, and textures, all of which, if given a little more time, people could appreciate to the fullest. I have realized, in the short moment I have spent alive, that these things can be experienced in a broader spectrum, simply, with, beer... 010805 ... Norm Things that go slower are easier to see. Everything goes slower when your pissed. 010805 ... Norm "Give me ale and give me pussy,but never give me pussy ale." -Norman PS For the ignorant, pussy ale is coolers. 010805 ... OuT A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2 inches in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. "Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things your family, your partner, your health, your children, your friends things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal. Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand." But then a student then took the jar which the other students and the professor agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar, making the jar truly full. The moral of this tale is: No matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER. 010805 ... Norm that last one touched me... it really did man. I really really think thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read 010825 ... Norm www.churchoftheholybrew.com I'm devout member. 010830 ... petit potiron IPA (India Pale Ale) is my favorite style, especially if I can find a brewpub that doesn't filter it, so it's nice and cloudy. Alexander Keith's is NOT IPA, no matter what it says on the label. It's as meaningless a label as "Sports Coupe" Failing IPA, ESB (Extra Special Bitter) or just "bitter" is a good style, again, better if unfiltered. If neither are available, I ask if they have anything on tap that ends in "Ale", those usually taste better than the other drek. 011013 ... Norm Hermit hoar, in solemn cell, Wearing out life's evening gray; Smite thy bosom, sage, and tell, What is bliss, and which the way? Thus I spoke; and speaking sigh'ed' --Scarce repressed a starting tear;-- When the smiling sage reply'd-- --Come, my lad, and drink some beer. 011207 ... Norm Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain. Quaintest thoughts--queerest fancies, Come to life and fade away: What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today. 011207 ... Norm Our lager, which art in barrels Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill upon us. And lead us not into incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. for thine is the beer the bitter, the lager, forever and ever Barmen 011207 ... ever dumbening dough, the stuff, that buys me beer ray, the guy that sells me beer me, the guy, who drinks the beer far, the distance to my beer so, i think i'll have a beer la, la la la la la beer tea, no thanks i'm having beer that will bring us back to ... D'OH homer 011207 ... ellen cherry charles never been drunk but not opposed to be perfectly cheesy, im happiest just being drunk on life. but i guess you cant knock something until youve tried it 020106 ... (brewmeister) cube I recently finished programming a control system for a microbrewery. I could give you a recipe to make beer in 100 hectoliter batches. Let's see - that works out to 2,642 gallons per batch. I suppose you could cut the ingredients down a bit... ³ 020106 ... zenfishsticks "god gave us beer because he loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ benjamin franklin 020108 ... Tank mmm, beer, mmmmmmm... la_fin_du_monde, my favourite fancy-posh-treat-myself beer at the moment... 020108 ... j_blue less than liquid_pleasance but at times, more than adequate alcoholic mathematics 020109 ... silentbob Homer Jay Simpson: Lisa, I've had it with you and your stories. "Bart's a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that... building thingy... where our beds and TV... is. 020325 ... intimate stranger My fingers are burnt to blisters the cinders are smoking whispers they lie the remainder, the broken pieces of last night's French-Spanish plites and bite after bite of marshmallow goo aprocots, granola bars, topped with fondeau washed down with way too much beer and mangled discussions of high school careers. It's 6:20 a.m. and there's three in the tent two in the sand, beach chairs dead bent. my mind's the left over cans and coal in the sand to write and think and be awake is just too much to demand. 020710 ... jim_starks it's what keeps me sane 020711 ... sickandtwistedfuck what im drinking right now 020711 ... daxle why since you asked... if I was stuck with only drinking one type of beer for the rest of my life, I can with confidence say it would be negra modelo. although at times I would miss trying new kinds, I would still be confident that I had the best kind. 020723 ... soberjaguar i think tastes disgusting. . . if it has to be alcoholic, I prefer things that taste better. Although, a recent incident has caused me too never want to drink again. . . . .(it was all caught on tape) 020723 ... D y a n n e yucky never shall I drink any ever... never 020809 ... Strideo Nine people died in a beer flood in 1814. The ongoing spate of Internet reports of unusual deaths, both real and fictional, might lead some to believe extraordinary modes of demise are a recent phenomenon. Nothing could be further from the truth -- the Grim Reaper has always found incredible methods of ending human life. One such instance took place in 1814 in London. On October 17 of that year, a rupture in a brewery tank containing 3,500 barrels of beer caused a flood of fatal proportions in the London parish of St. Giles. The wave of beer swept victims off their feet, dashed them against walls, and buried them under debris. Two houses were demolished in the sea of beer suddenly loosed upon town, and nine people lost their lives in the flood of suds. America endured a comparable disaster in January 1919 when a rupture in a molasses tank unleashed a flood of goo that killed twenty-one Bostonians. Barbara "t'aint Whiskey River you need fear" Mikkelson . 021212 ... Strideo too much beer and you'll have to visit the urinal. except if you're a girl . 021213 ... Kristopher Feh, foul smelling, foul tasting! Give me Amaretto Sours or Rattlesnakes. Mmmm, Rattlesnakes. . . 021214 ... niska tastes much better at the lake in high summer; fumbling in the dark, smelling like campfire and skintastic... oh... so skintastic. 030301 ... niska tastes much better at the lake in high summer; fumbling in the dark, smelling like campfire and skintastic. oh... so skintastic. 030301 ... niska tates really good at the lake. fumbling in the dark. smelling like campfire and skintastik. oh... so skintastik 030301 ... niska skin fucking tastic 030301 ... fodguk i drank too much. and i paid for it. ugh. 030521 ... Strideo mmmm . . . there's nothing like a wee heavy scotch ale ... 030815 ... what happened next for the record? american beer sucks arse. 031023 ... oE yeah..in college i hung briefly with a few exchange students..and they reminded me nightly how irredeemably inferior our beer was to the hearty fare imbibed in pubs in england and elsewhere... when i used to drink after a few beers i'd start expectorating these ale fevered quilts of conjecture...weaving like an apparation..sodden streams of incomprehensible blather..personally my beer of choice was mulson and then hienekken.. ... it's been so long since i've sipped that i'd probably be buzzed on 2 beers.. if i'm voluble now..then you do not want to hear me when i'm intoxicated..degrees beyond garrulous..almost like some lapsed preacher swaying in the pulpit..my friends tell me though it was quite amusing for them..i've been separated from those seas of bargain beer..telling my torture to sleep in the alchohol shallows..setting to restive slumber those bruising fugues..and sure yeah only the young can really afford to be confused..i am the craven jester in the court of madness..stirring the sediment at the bottom of a stagnant pond..props to james baldwin..call me back..call me back to my so called life..maybe this is what heroism is..to shrug the inertia of all theses uncompleted, unrequited kisses of awakening in a rumpled bed to a dreary dawn and a reticent lover..recognizing the mutual exploitation of one another reflected blankly in that stricken posture damp sour bodies..clouds of the nights dissapation rising off of our morning after bodies..sometimes it's the blandness and regret of a one noght stand..sometimes it's the body of a soul you no longer can love..yeah..and beer brings it all out..of me..look there in the corner there's a stern tower of merciless inculcation sister somebody without her habit..her cotton white coiffeture rigidly sprayed into place..phantasms after empty orgasms and then..a subtle shrug..and an obdurate jut of chin..and then briskly out the door..same time next year huh? ... probably why i don't drink anymore ... 031023 ... realistic optimist wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 040110 ... micky jo The only American Brand I like is Rolling Rock it goes down like liquid candy the only pale beer I like comes from PA I named my dog Killian my favorite brand reminds me of Mark because he gave it to me after school and that Tuesday we all got drunk because we could my dog has red fur and green eyes it seemed right Irish Red 040129 ... erin gods gift to mankind 040130 ... oldephebe how do you think the pyramids got built? 040130 ... realistic optimist they harnassed the dynosaurs to carry and lift the blocks, just like on the flintstones! 040130 ... Mandida What I am drinking right now,.. End of story,.. 040330 ... mmm.. beer beer is good, beer is fun. I want some more, let's get drunk! 040513 ... DJstaR they wear jackets in August, the wind blows in from the ocean and fog pours over the mountains like foam over an iced glass of draft beer, smooth and cool, I can call San Francisco my home. 040813 ... DjStar I just tried Stella Artois in California, it is SOOO amazing. But I'm a Bud Lite kinda girl.. its my comfort blanket I guess.. I also love Japanese beer like Kirin Ichiban and Sapporo. Heineken is wonderful but reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. I drink Lone Star when I'm alone. Fitting, isn't it? 040813 ... DjStar I see no one has blathered under beer since me, so I'll add a few more thoughts: I'm drinking alone again, not pathetic as it seems, I'm actually more free than usual and its time to celebrate. Newcastle is the flavor this afternoon, don't get me wrong, I wish it were you.. But that's another craving I'll have to anticipate. So for now, I raise my bottle to this navy and periwinkle screen, CHEERS! 041130 ... devilbunny A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. --W.C. Fields 061110 ... dani what to do thursday night? friday we don't have class and it's homecoming let's find a buyer i know a 21-year-old frat guy who was friends with my sister back in high school i'll give him 5 bucks and money for brew then we'll chill in the woods it's been a long week i think we've earned it 071010 what's it to you? who go blather from