bars Shar People are flooding out of them now. The basketball team has lost. They won't riot now. Stupid drunks. 000325 ... angie my dad is there right now even after my grandma and grandpa came over to try and talk some sense into him. please dont turn out like that 030109 ... poor ahem flo snake_bar 030109 ... MDogMA why do most think their case is a special one, but the majority also think themselves less attractive than general consensus. 030109 ... p2 a man walked into a bar and got hurt (give it a while, you'll get it eventually) 030110 ... p2 a horse walks into a bar bartender says, "why the long face?" 030110 ... p2 a bear walks into a bar goes to the bartender and sez "i'll have a gin .......................... and tonic" bartender sez "what's with the big pause?" bear looks down at his hands and sez "i dunno, my dad had 'em too" 030110 ... p2 a termite walks into a bar walks up to one of the patrons and sez "is the bar tender here?" 030110 ... IKC 56-80 two guys walked into a bar... the third one ducked 030110 ... p2 a string walks into a bar bartender sez "sorry, we don't serve strings here" the string walks out pissed off and picks a fight with the people outside the string gets his ass kicked gets all messed up and tied up he stumbles back into the bar to drown his sorrows the bartender sez "aren't you the same string from before?" the string sez "no, i'm a frayed knot" 030110 ... margadant11 Alcohol is good for the soul and a Bar that contributes to this is ok by me... Drown your sorrows with alcohol my dear friends 030110 ... p2 rene descartes walks into a bar the bartenders asks, "would you like a beer" to which descartes replies, "no, i think not" at which point *POOF* he disappears 030121 ... misstree tee hee hee hee hee hee hee! gigglegrinsnickguffaw. p2, you have officially entertained me. 030121 ... p2 a neutron walks into a bar "I'd like a beer," he says and the bartender promptly serves up a beer "how much will that be?", asks the neutron the bartender looks him over and says, "for you? no charge" 040130 ... p2 a goose walks into a bar the bartender takes one look at him and says, "hey buddy, your pants are down" 040205 ... p2 a gentleman walks into a bar and says, "i'd like your finest 12 year old scotch." the bartender, thinking he can cheat this guy, pours out some 3 year old scotch, and serves it to him. the gentleman takes a sip and declares, "this is a 3 year old scotch!" the bartender, feeling a bit challenged, apologizes and pours out some of his finer, 6 year old scotch for his customer. the customer takes another sip, and demands, "i asked for a 12 year old scotch, this is only a 6 year old scotch!" the bartender finally relents, and pours out his best stuff, the 12 year old scotch. the drunk at the end of the bar, watched the entire episode in amazement. he walks down to the gentleman, plunks down a glass, and drawls, "whatcha think o' this?" the gentleman takes a sip, and immediately spits it out. while gagging, he gasps, "that tastes like piss!" the drunk replies, "that right, and can you tell me how old i am?" 040209 what's it to you? who go blather from