alcohol me? sitting on a bar stool but nowhere near a bar. unless you count the bar from the stool. i'm tired. sleep is contagious 991121 ... merry drunk and happy *hic* drunk and happy *hic* drunth and happieeeee *hic drunthhhh uhhh happpieeee *hic* feel s'thick...urghh *bleurghh* 000110 ... amy ethyl alcohol, to be more precise. to be systematic, ethanol. but you don't care about that, do you? well, maybe i don't either. 000122 ... nonameneeded i hate you!! do you know what you've done to my boyfriend? hes just a drunk asshole and so are his friends and what the hell am i to do about it? i can't do a damn thing!! all i can do is sit here and cry. i don't know what to do. i still think i love him, but i hate his guts at the same time. he knows how strongly i feel about this crap but he doesn't give. i guess he just doesn't care about me after everything.. why do i care? why do i care about him? all he cares about is you! not me! not anyone else in the fucking world except for you and himself!! how would you feel. he just gets online all like "i'm sorry i didn't talk to you earlier. i was downstairs drinking. man i'm wasted. ahh." and then follows it up with "i love you soo much. bye." What am i supposed to do now? He's probably off screwing one of the drunk girls at his drunk friends house. I bet hes real happy that i don't give a crap anymore. Because of you I'm gonna be single in a few hours... my life doesn't matter anymore. Bye everyone. If you know me, get me psychiatric help or I'll be dead. Actually don't. Its all over now.. 000826 ... gin blossoms "tell me, do you think it'd be alright if i just crashed here tonight you can see i'm in no shape for drivin' anyway i've got no place to go and you know it might not be that bad you were the best i've ever had and if i hadn't blown the whole thing years ago i might not be alone tomorrow we can drive around this town let the cops chase us around past this door is something might be found to take its place hey, jealousy and you can trust me not to drink and not to sleep around and if you don't expect too much from me you might not be let down cause all i really want is to be with you feelin' like i matter too and if i hadn't blown the whole thing years ago i might be here with you tomorrow we can drive around this town let the cops chase us around past this door is something might be found to take its place hey, jealousy "tell me, do you think it'd be alright if i just crashed here tonight you can see i'm in no shape for drivin' anyway i've got no place to go and you know it might not be that bad you were the best i've ever had and if i hadn't blown the whole thing years ago i might not be alone tomorrow we can drive around this town let the cops chase us around past this door is something might be found to take its place hey, jealousy 1991, hopkins,wilson,valenzuela. from the 1991 A&M EP release "Up and Crumbling" 000827 ... Aimee "Alcohol my permanent accessory. Alcohol my party time necessity. Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself, O alcohol I still drink to your health! I love you more,than I did the week before,I discovered alcohol. Forget the cafe' latte screw the raspberry iced tea A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me Alcohol your songs resolve like my life never will When someone else is picking up the bill I thought that alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze But now I know that there’s a time and there’s a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse" -BNL 010219 ... unhinged cheap vodka and muscle relaxers take me home 010219 ... percy the ratcatcher lucifer_sam 010219 ... Becky Is something you should not mix with medication. Should be done occasionally if at all. some people go overboard. 010414 ... nemo i hate alcohol and i hate being drunk, but i dont mind if other people love it 010616 ... j_blue maybe 3 glasses of red, and a kamikaze, and some good pot (i know it aint booze but still) 010616 ... kingsuperspecial i'd just like to say that: without alcohol I would not had the juice to laugh my fucking ass off when I saw the SFPD entering the donut shop @ 24th and Church tonight. It was a heady, brave moment for me, and I even considered peeing on their cop car as a celebration of the beautiful moment. of course, I didn't actually pee on the cop car. I'm not a total fuckwit, ferchrissakes. (a) almosttotalfuckwit 010616 ... nocturnal aimee is such a bitch! (not really, though) I was totally about to quote that same song. I can't believe you stole my idea way before I ever had it. you suck. hope you're having fun in germany. 010616 ... black-dyed gel product is my blood and lifeforce 010617 ... the40ozwarriors 40oz Warriors, Our Mission is to drink all the alcohol in the world 010710 ... beer 40ozwarriors 010710 ... mickeys fine malt liquor hey! drink me first! I'm the best you can get! me me me me me me me me! 010710 ... Norm Two guys are sitting at a bar and a girl comes up to one of them and strikes up a conversation. The other guy starts ranting "Don't drink me! Please don't drink me!" The guy talking to the girl says "Don't mind my freind, thats just the beer talking" 010825 ... in-sanity the solution, and the cause of all of life problems .. apparently ? we use it to drown our sorrows we use it to have a good time .. we use it, to escape ourselves. alchol is not the devil. it is simply an intrument used by the devil to tempt us into his ways of self destruction. 010929 ... Inanna who turned water into wine 010929 ... sl4ck3r sweet nectar of the gods bless the 40ozwarriors with juice fill your belly and make you drunk 011211 ... kim leading to drunk frat boys, and abusive husbands 020114 ... WendyWild Throwing crystal mugs...... 020115 ... WendyWild No more wine coolers for you, honey!!! 020115 ... lady lunchbox apparently it's the way to get certain people to open up and it makes certain people want breakfast sammiches at 2 in the morning 020201 ... misstree drunk again angel, devil, coercer of brutal truths at ungodly hours, makes me forget that i hate everyone... especially vodka.. but sometimes i or others go tooo far, and the skeletons in our closets tend ot be traioghtedge... 020202 ... phil a sad treat 020204 ... little wonder i_love_you 020215 ... silentbob i just thought i'd mention that after i read this blathe like 2 weeks ago, it made me go out and buy the gin blossoms greatest hits cd. anything to satisfy my desire to hear hey_jealousy 020216 ... bethany ok i always though it was "Hey Jesse" i love you more than i did the week before i discovered alcohol oh alcohol will you please forgive me while i can't drink for my health i'll do somehting else a permanent necessity 020216 ... silentbob that's good too. Barenaked ladies are really talented and i think they're just shuffled in with every other mainstream band thats out nowadays 020220 ... bethany yeah, i hate how they've changed, but you can hear steve complain about it in their songs. Gordon rocks the party that raocks the party 020222 ... dionysos Kohl was an eyeliner of sorts (remember the eye of Horus?) that was made blacker than black through a process similar to distillation. When that process was applied to fermented grain, it yielded a potent spirit known as "al-kohl" (arabic), or "alcohol", meaning "in the manner of kohl" alcohol was considered my alchemists to be "magic water", since herbal infusions in it were generally much stronger than those in water. Many liqueurs were originally consumed for their medicinal properties. Chartreuse, the magical elixir from the Carthusian monks near Annecy (France), is made from 130+ herbs. It was nearly banned when absinthe was, but apparently the Catholic church has a powerful lobby... "One comfortable fact gleaned from travel in far countries was that regardless of race, creed, or inner metabolisms, mankind has always created varying forms of stimulant liquid--each after his own kind. Prohibitions and nations and kings depart, but origin of such pleasant fluid finds constant source." -Charles H. Baker, Jr. (The Gentleman's Companion, Being an Exotic Drink Book, or, Around the World with Jigger, Beaker and Flask) 1939 020310 ... PopularPropaganda Diuretic Effect: Alcohol is a diuretic that blocks vasopressin (Anti-Diuretic Hormone) from regulating the osmotic gradient of the blood, therefore it is not the overall amount of fluids, but the total alcohol content that affects urination frequency (i.e. one pint of ale will make you piss as much as a good-sized shot of hard alcohol). 030310 ... minnesota_chris nonsense... a pint of water will make you piss too. So the pint of ale would make you piss for two reasons, the shot, only one. 030310 ... x your body absorbs water because it needs it. it only passes through when it's in excess. it is not a diuretic. 030310 ... x also, since you don't seem to know, a diuretic is something that takes water out of your body and releases it. 030310 ... thediscipline poison 030312 ... the game Alcohol and propane... a winning combination, I tell you what. 030711 ... the game Alcohol and cocaine...there's a winner too!! 030711 ... stork daddy they say it strengthens the desire but weakens the performance. well what if the desire is the part you need the most help with? 040218 ... Casey White Russians- They combine my love of milk and alcohol together! 040218 ... jane we spent 75 dollars at solas last night. my card was open before the cash register and the cute irish bartender william was flirting with us again, even though by now we know he's married. well, whatever he did worked, because we drank. on a wednesday night. purple hooters, goldschlager, you name it. woke up at six this morning and drank eight thousand gallons of water 040219 ... Broken Sometimes the wind makes the voices in my head calm down, it drones them out, and then is the only time i can relax and concentrate on the things that matter and i feel more at home when the wind blows. My thoughts run clearer and my head seems to think that it is free, but that might just be me. When the alchohol takes effect and the feeling in the pit of your stomach comes, you know that your are bound to fuck up and say something wrong or at least do one thing to piss someone off. Or you know that you can finally open up your heart and say what you've been tryin so hard to say, or realize or ask or anything. Then one person or topic or memory or issue that you push aside when your sober and cant stand the lving world; when the booze comes along, you look at it with a new pair of eyes and understand things youve never quite been able to do before. You see the one thing youve missed the entire time you let it bother you, and then it doesnt seem so bad. Maybe its just because your misery seems worse and more constant then everybody elses, and your closest relatives and freinds try to help you see that life is not that bad, but your stubborn and you cant see things getting better soon. You look at everything as half empty when it should really be seen as half full. You are one big pessimistic asshole, consumed by your own hate for the world and your own bad experiences, with no hope for improvement. I hate myself and you more and more each day. 040311 ... minnesota_chris you sound like you are married 040311 ... jane is the tequila you use to wash down the rum 'n coke you used to wash down the jello shot that you said you weren't going to touch in the first place. 040430 ... classy intelligent girls masturbate too you dipshi I wonder if I'm getting drunk this year. If I DO get drunk this year, I know that chaos will ensue. I'm trying to be a straight edge, but straight edging is a WEIRD state of mind for me. I guess I don't believe in abstinence. Focusing on school will prevent me from getting drunk. 040827 ... witchesrequiem my bestest friend :) 040828 ... thunderbuck ram I watched him detriorate in front of me, disintegrating from a strong, healthy, witty and wise guy into a shrivelled, nervous, shambling, quivering wreck. I knew he liked alcohol. I knew he enjoyed alcohol. I knew he drank alcohol a fair amount, but the stupid cunt that I am, I didn't realise he NEEDED alcohol. Now he can't enjoy it any more. He has to fear it; avoid it at all costs, becasue he wants to have a life. It's sad. I still get drunk (it's not my lesson to learn, buddy) but a little bit of my enjoyment seems to have disappeared. 040907 ... Burgess These things they do, i dear 050304 ... rage the key to our relationship 050518 ... sic Warm and fuzzy and keeps all the pain away. Mmmm Tasty. And nevermind all those silly dreams and ambitions that could be attained through sobriety. Just gimme my pain-killer. 050806 ... whatever sure beats crack 050816 ... IGG stops the frigidness encourages explorations. encourages morning after regrets. but then again without you, i wouldn't have a boyfriend. without you i don't feel desire (for anyone) not until i've had a few. warm fuzzy feeling lets snuggle up. alcohol, my aphrodisiac. is so sad she's broken like this. 051027 ... witchesrequiem oh how 2 faced you are. i have gained love and lost love over you. i have had to fight for my life b/c of you. i have made people laugh and cry while intoxicated with you. spilling out words from my tongue before the thought behind them has fully become realized in my head. you have made me so sad i could kill myself and yet so happy to be alive. you have made me sick and yet mentally sane. taking the shakes from my body and the ticks from my brain. i salute you, you are just as crazy and fucked up as the rest of my friends, yet i love them still. as far as u.... 051028 ... ! alcohol was great at first and was for a long time but one night it made me not like alcohol anymore because it made me so sick. now everytime i have one sip it makes me sick to my stomach right away! So i had like 2 shots one month later and i puked. my stomach used to be able to handle so much and it sucks because i used to love how it made you feel...its a great feeling. I love laying down and it feels like your head is spinning. I miss it...that night it i also made some bad mistakes i dont even REMEMBER it 051201 ... my bad Alcohol- my permenant accessory. Alcohol- a passing-time necessity. Alochol- I drink to your health. 060516 ... jordie brings me happiness, good memories (or lack thereof), and STDs but it is totally worth it, my friends! 060517 ... me i dont know why, but for osme reason it simultaneously scares me and when people drink it, it disappoints me greatly. i dont know why. id rather not care. but for some reason i do. my girlfriend drinks. everytime i see her sip a beer, or take a shot, it kills me. i dont know why. 070829 ... me how many times do you have to tell a dirty joke before you really are a racist? how many times do you have to be drunk before you are just a drunk? 080122 ... workxsleepxparty facebook 100324 ... n o m most deadly dangerous drug 110605 ... . more_and_faster 120521 what's it to you? who go blather from