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852456
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"Who the FUCK would want to steal my TOENAIL CLIPPERS? They were RIGHT HERE two minutes ago!"
I listened to her yelling, hoping I wasn't blushing.
She should have known better than to leave them out. They were shiny.
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girl_jane
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Perkins crayons...
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020331
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Syrope
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little parts of me when i wasn't looking
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020401
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walrus
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my motivation
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031201
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malice
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a ring, seventeen paperclips, some vitamin c, a cigarette, three packets of katsup, a zippo, thirty nine toothpicks, a bag of pretty rocks, a doogs tooth, and one thousand, five hundred rubberbands...
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sentinel jack
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i wonder who stole all those laptops. i wonder what the thief plans to do with them all....13 laptops in one room...what you do? i'd break the screens. i always wanted to know what liquid stuff was inside those.
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Purple Penis Eater
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My neighbour cut off my penis when I stole his lawnmower.. see purple_penis_eater
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devilbunny
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I stole my aunt's Gucci watch and blamed it on my cousin.
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memememe
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a fancy word for a cape
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061116
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what's it to you?
who
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