purple_penis_eater
Purple Penis Eater
I
USED
TO
HAVE
A
PENIS
BUT
MY
NEIGHBOUR
CUT
IT
OFF
WHEN
I
STOLE
HIS
LAWNMOWER.
NOW
I
AM
JEALOUS
OF
PEOPLE
WITH
PENISES,
SO
I
GO
AROUND
EATING
PENISES
AND
SINCE
I
DO
NOT
EAT
ANYTHING
ELSE
I
HAVE
A
SKIN
CONDITION
THAT
CAUSES
MY
SKIN
TO
TURN
PURPLE
.
AND
THAT
IS
HOW
I
GOT
THE
NAME
"
PURPLE
PENIS
EATER".
050213
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from