birdmad where constrictors go for snacks and drinks 000815
birdmad cobra venom on the rocks 001119
tourist No place for lounge lizards
The bouncer is a mongoose or so I hear
WhiteSnake played there once or twice
The pool room is a trip, never saw a sidewinder handle a cue that way before
god i'd fuck a snake, if someone would hold it for me. 011208
farmfish rattlesnake slim be spinning some tasty grooves. 011208
ever dumbening potential pickup lines:

bite me.

nice shoes, wanna constrict?

fuck me if i'm wrong, but is your name Acanthophis crotalusei?

that molt would look great in a crumpled heap on my cave floor.

my name is Agkistridon piscivorus. remember that--you'll be hissing it all winter long.

damn, you're smokin'. cuz i got some serious cottonmouth.

wanna find out how much you weigh? then get on my scales.

are you ovoviviparous? cuz i'd like to let my boys hatch inside you.

is your clo-aca, cuz it's killin me, girl.

damn, girl, don't be so cold-blooded. get on my rock and let's get hot.


go to snake and jake's, sit on an empty keg out back, smoke a joint, stop and think: hey this is cool.
pat sajak i'm writing all dat down! 011208
andru235 "is that a fer-du-lance in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

"oooohhhhh, i'm about to hibernicum" (sp?)
Strideo Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the snake bar, snake bar, snake bar.
At the snake bar.
what's it to you?
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