tv me? I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work. 991111 ... sparker next week I start a religion based around television worship. 991206 ... jeffrey the voice in my head is energy the voice in my head is pulse the voice in my head is self the voice in my head is binary the voice in my head is voodoo the voice in my head is jesus the voice in my head is beautiful the voice in my head is painful the voice in my head is sweaty the voice in my head is carelesss the voice in my head is angry the voice in my head is in control the voice in my head is full of shit it tells me hold on let go be free break free fall run hide sing then I shoot the voice in my head and replace it with a new one I love tv 000723 ... luciteglassdiodebirdmad long live the new flesh 000723 ... gwyllynne save america! kill the tv! 000724 ... skiblu kill america! save the tv! 000724 ... typhoid kill america! kill the tv! 000724 ... klarchen What about Kanada? 000724 ... sleepless If, as some people say, that each of us has a TV inside our head - does this mean that the average working day is filled with daytime television? And if so, doesn't that explain a lot? Maybe we should all go to work on Sunday evenings, when they usually show interesting and enlightening documentaries . . . 000823 ... Q Ahhh, maybe in the United Kingdom that would work wonders. Unfortunately, in the US - and I suppose Kanada too - it would do nothing, unless your work involves sports reporting. All that's on TV in the US - and I suppose Kanada - on Sunday are political talk shows in the morning and (American/Kanadian) football games the rest of the day. That's right. The political talk shows are on on Sunday morning because almost nobody watches TV then. By the afternoon, church services are done and hangovers are over, so we can start watching football. Or, if we are especially sophisticated, punt the football games and instead blathe. 000823 ... For sure! wow. digital cable. Two-hundred-and seventeen channels of absolutely nothing on. That's entertainment! 001211 ... *spoons* What happen to the good all american wholesome programming WHERE DID IT GO!? we used to have cool stuff like mighty mouse, He-man and gem and the hollagrams but noooooo now we gotta have this oh so wonderful nickelodeon bullshit 010215 ... guitar_freak exactly why i don't watch it anymore. 010219 ... soul The entertainment for the new generation of children is shameful, they still watch it however. Thank god theres still japanese anime. Now that's some damn good animation with passion. 010927 ... mindfield tv babysits our young fills the the gaps where logic should be saturates the mind with poison removes thought depletes morality erodes independence murders intelligence we see perpetual devolution kill your television 010928 ... mindstripper buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness sitcom joking about homosexuals buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness man winning $50,000 dollars for knowing what color the smurfs are buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness buy happiness laugh to the track laugh to the track laugh to the track laugh to the track laugh to the track laugh to the track submit 011129 ... indust kill your god, kill your tv -marilyn manson 011129 ... jestification the other day me and my roommate got_high, and watched the tv.....and i hadn't seen one in months....... i laughed at the 'serious' parts and frowned at the 'funny' parts but i was really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really scared. 011207 ... cube pap falling from the sky... 011207 ... Webley watching tv when you're high is really fucked up cuz you can see every trick they are using to brainwash whoever watches it, watching tv when im high makes me realise how dangerous it would be for the government if i managed to make my own show. 020825 ... *nat* full of stereotypical crap, but it is still very funny and entertaining at times, will and grace n jackass especially. jonny knoxville kicks ass 020825 ... andrew one of the most evil objects in existance. 030208 ... dorkcits turn off your tv and sing 030510 ... User24 I was on Tv on Sunday! (we sent a text message to the dating channel, saying "Agent four, the deal is closed, meet agent 7 at the designated area") 030529 ... no reason broken 070109 ... re_alisma i'm always missing out on the TV but the truth is i'm way too antsy to sit down and follow it... i think it all ended with Who Killed Laura Palmer? for me. (all those crime dramas are pretty much the last shows i want to see. ) i tend not to be very passive watcher, and i keep questioning it and what's fun and relaxing about that? 110302 what's it to you? who go blather from