smurfs deb do you remember the cartoon? with all the little happy blue men and the solitary smurfette? damn she must have been busy i want to get another black cat (that makes 4.. lucky, astrid, xerox, and the new one..) i want to name her Azriel oh, gargamel, what is this pent-up hatred for the little happy people? i must know for i have the same disorder.. ~though i am a little happy person~ so i'm a self-loather.. what's your deal? mayhaps it's just the hair.. (see "beautiful") 991209 ... valis smurfette ... strangely attractive despite / because of the joplin voice. i did always wonder about the whole reproduction thing though. 991209 ... jennifer but as you all well know my two favourite smurfs were the really fey happy one with the flowers and macho smurf (with the heart tattoo) who looked like he was one of the village people. and what was with the slapper red-head girl? I think she was Smurfette's love slave, no? 991211 ... birdmad i hated the smurfs...except for the one who was always giving people exploding presents, and the one who hated everything...i liked them 000501 ... grasshopper I heard the Smurfs were an allusion to Communism. I also heard they were an allusion to magic mushrooms. I watched the show but wasn't impressed. Gummi Bears was better. 000501 ... jennifer unfortunatly for all... they were an allusion to the kkk 000501 ... fairydust i hated the smurfs too. they were all alike. each and everyone, like clones. my friend once saw smurfs while he was trippin'. that would scare the fuck out of me. 000502 ... grasshopper hmmm... self-transforming machine elves 000502 ... Aymee I once wrote this essay about rubber ducks, smurfs, and ducks in bubbles. And i always keep a baby rubber duckee in my purse. Wheee. go me. 020830 ... Strideo What if blatherskites used the word "blather" like smurfs used the word "smurf"? ... 030912 ... screwing for virginity blather you, you mother blathering blather head. needs to shut the blather up 030912 ... celestias shadow Smurfette DOES NOT FUCK!!!! ---has seen Donnie Darko 030928 ... Flowers from Safeway If the smurfs were supposed to be "3 apples high," then how can they live in mushrooms? Did you ever see a mushroom that was over 3 apples high? That would kind of be a giveaway. And yet, Gargamel can never find the village. 031223 ... endless desire the blue made me angry. my cousin gave me a stuffed papa smurf and i fed it to my dog. then i didn't get dinner. no, no i don't like the smurfs at all. 031223 ... Smurf "Smurffette DOES NOT FUCK" hehehehehe, you obviously havn't seen the Special Valentines day episode. 040424 ... kookaburra i bet that was your fave episode, wasnt it?? 040425 ... Smurf Naturally, I was the co-star wasn't I? 040425 ... smurfette yes i do...try me 040425 ... smurfette however, this smurfette is fussy who she smurfs with 040425 ... dosquatch So this guy lives alone in the woods with his cat, plays with mushrooms all day, and sees little blue men that nobody else sees. Is there any way this is NOT a drug reference? 040426 ... Smurf He's a commi 040427 ... forsaken by a toaster Their comming to you! they want YOU! and only YOU YOU YOU!!!! not them... AHAHAHA!!!! sad isn't it??? clerbloinkula. 070806 ... forsaken by a toaster do these things have good table manners? Do they really like to eat prymexes??? YOWSA!!! A FIRE!!!! Quik tell one of them to unzip his pants and hose it down! clerbloinkula! ahahaha!!!! clerbloinkula, the movie will soon be in theatres near you! 070806 ... forsaken by a toaster geekin! 070806 ... falling_alone spanish porn and blue paint fake beards and random whistling gargamel had tattoos 070807 what's it to you? who go blather from