porn Shar I asked our waiter at Denny's, Dan, a simple question today: "Dan, what do you think would make a better title for a porn flick; 'Buttermilk Pancakes' or 'Moons Over My Hammy'?" "Definitely 'Moons Over My Hammy'." For Dan's participation, my friends and I left a large tip and wrote him several haikus. Here is one: Remember the time You understood my true self I, Teddy Ruxpin 000311 ... BoofPixie one time i saw a website that featured scanned pictures of boobs. boobs pressed against scanners, all smashed and askew. and you could vote for your favorite picture. 000311 ... PropeciaBoy My friend has a great story about the time he had to burn his porn so his dad wouldn't find it. Then he lit his cat on fire and it died, and it was really sad, cause the porn was all burned away (i don't care about the cat) 000506 ... BoofPixieGoLightly That site mentioned above is www.boobscan.com, for all that's worth. 000507 ... flyingreddeath I like hiakus here's a Hiaku as to the life a a choir boy: father please help me the god man cut off my balls how i miss them so 000517 ... Sara I think I'll be checking out boobscan.com in the near future ;) 000730 ... Thyartshallshant Somebody needs to invent protective sleeves especially designed for the pages of porn mags. Ones that are removable so you can clean them. Liquid resistant for the obvious reasons. and perhaps they could come in shades of the colors of that season, the ones that are all the rage. So i could have "stylelish clean porn" Just a thought 001209 ... PropeciaBoy My friend has a great story about the time he had to burn his porn so his dad wouldn't find it. Then he lit his cat on fire and it died, and it was really sad, cause the porn was all burned away (i don't care about the cat) 001209 ... demitria monde thraam i care 'bout the cat this is the pussy that counts to hell with the porn 010523 ... blown cherry I woke up one morning to find the sheets beside me cold. I got out of bed and tiptoed about the flat to see where he was hiding. Most natural place to look - poota room. And there he was, still naked, and jerking off to some internet porn he'd downloaded. Mortified, crushed, other such words of devastation, are the only way to describe the feeling I experienced. Some strange mutated form of hurt and jealousy. Even though my lust for him was already well faded. What was wrong with me? Why couldn't he just have nudged me and had me instead? What was so wrong with me that he had to go and get his high from some cold and 2 dimensional images of unreal strangers? Heh, I just realised that they took his time AND his libido. Fuck pootas. And now all the porn I see seems clinical to me, what little arousal it once contained has drained away. Over exposure has blunted the feeling. So anyone want some free porno? I have no need for it, I'm from the stars. 020818 ... matt finished eyes (no, nevermind, i have nothing to say.) 020818 ... song iradiy Pornography is as hollow and empty as a paper cup...it takes, and takes, and takes some more- and gives nothing. 021014 ... Zed Being a pornstar looks like such fun, but I bet it's not. Still, pornstars - we salute you! 021117 ... beorn living in a dorm with 20 others guys, porn is rampent. For me its not really my thing, becuase i have a girlfriend and she treats me right. Anyways, recently i noticed that the kid down the hall will recreationally view porn. if he has a free moment its porn. I doubt i will ever understand him, but his life would be imcomplete without it. 030510 ... Nathan88 it does run rampant as im busy still trying to delete all of it that which my roomates put on my computer from kazaa...i mean sure every once in awhile ill watch it but is it really neccasary to have so god damn much of it...seriously 30 files deleted right now and im workin on a virus they got on here cuz they never watch who they downloadin it from...fuckin pisses me off cuz then my roomates in a high state of mind try to say its mine but then admit its there and walk away...fuckin idiots 030511 ... User24 I just thought it was amusing that right now on recent, porn for tady is listed right next to tatu a la: porn tatu which I thought was quite funny. 030511 ... celestias shadow to quote my friend Lauren: 'porn is funny!' 031111 ... scuzz Why doesn't porn get boring? I wondered this the other day. Everything's been done, seen, had. so why go back? Why can't we move on? Is this a destination point that some people just stay at? It feels like a bad marriage to me, my wife's tongue that always leaves a bad taste in my mouth. This can't be the point. 031111 ... x It does get boring to some people, which is why different things are always created. I don't think there's a limit to what can be done either. It may all be variations on a theme, but it's variation nevertheless. 031111 ... Horny Little Kid I love bras, the boobs inside them even more I love panties, the pussy inside them even more I love porn, the sex inside it even more I love girls, the hearts and souls inside even more The human body is beautiful. The human body is even more beautiful becauseof the variations. The human body us everywhere, TV, Magazines, Newspaper, School, and everywhere else. Yet for some reason in all these places it is subsued, hidden. In porn the body is tool artform and a form of pleasure. It is the only solace where you know things are the same. I love porn. Yet people hate me for it. I hate myself for it. Porn is an artform as much as painting or making sculptures. And in my opinion a way more beautiful artform. The canvas of this beautious artform is more intense then architecture sculptures or painting or anyhthing else. Spanning books movies picture albums, EVERYTHING. But yet this is hidden. It's not right. It's cold. Two dimmensional. Unclean. It's not right to emulate the greatest achievment, reproduction? Cold? It's warmer then anything else when your alone. Two dimmensional? Better then three dimmensional, two-D doesn't have headaches. Unclean? Porn doesn't give you STD's. Because I am a conniseur of this artform im a pervert. 031213 ... Sleepy rambling TK bores me after a few mins, I tend to start seeing evey one as kinda looking simaler to one another, yea so her hair is blond as aposed to that red head I just saw or her boobs are bigger or she is shaven and the other one wasent but after a while I begin to wonder why it is I wanted to look @ this in the first place, I mean so what she's nude big freakin whoop! I think ppl need to wear more clothes for a while and then being nude would be sexy again (at lest for me any way) w/ all the bare flesh in the media (TV, mags, billboards and what have you) that also tends to splash into RL (man! how on earth does she sit down in that "skirt" w/o exposeing herself??) it almost kinda feels like we're running out of things/stuff thats sexy bc it's so every wear that it's kinda turned into the norm, and heck the norm isent sexy, thats why it's called the norm! not only that but after porn I tend not to be able to see ppl as human but more as horny stupid creatures that procreate a lot, and by procreate I don't just mean haveing sex I mean haveing unplaned children, and then suddinly sex becomes an ugly thing to me, it's no longer a pleasurable enjoyable thing now it's all about the prime reason for haveing sex, yup, to make babys, and it doesnt matter how much for play was put into it or how good it felt or if their was no for play and it was awfull, none of that matters bc it's all now about procreateing and makeing babys, I hate these ugly thoughts, sex should be a union of two ppl becomeing one intertwined being, not about repopulateing the earth! and all of this thought prosses and reaction comes about for me all bc of porn bleck! 031213 ... .. porno...hmmmm.. 040124 ... tchiseen w00t! 040421 ... argh free sites are never free 040514 ... Jairus the world revolves around porn it seems, you see an ad about a candy bar, and a woman is nearly naked. their demeaning that woman, and all other women for that matter.. just to make some money @ selling candy. 040606 ... pigeon it seems that some people will never bore of porn. i've noticed this a lot lately with my best friend's husband. whenever he is here, he is on my computer, downloading porn. and obscene stuff too. i had to tell him, i don't want to see anything anymore that involves anything aside from people in it getting violated. in trends that tend to grow more and more shocking what is next? cuz we all know that it's the shock value that some people go after. I'll look at pictures of conjoined_twins because i am fascinated in it. but not because it's disgusting and gross, just because it's fascinating. but seriously now.. it seems nothing is sacred anymore.. not even our house pets.. or household appliances... how far will this extreme porn trend go?? when will it stop? ever think that it'll get to the point where someone is going to tempt the thought of canabalism porn? because everyone is getting eaten anyway.. why not just slice off a piece of ass and sit down and have a meal? porn disgusts me 040806 ... Ivory I quite enjoy porn. Do you know that is the most searched for word on google, yahoo, and msn searches? It doesn't get me arounsed as it does some people I know. It is just artsy and beautiful. Some of it is quite smutty. Other articles of it are quite funny indeed. Either way, I do enjoy a few good porn pics, though I don't really enjoy the movies or videos or audio clips. I guess I'm strange like that. 040924 ... XMalice like a car wreck you know you don't want to see what's happened, but you just.... can't.... help.... yourself 050514 ... jones haven't looked at porn for nearly two months. 060216 ... ... i deleted all the porn i had. i've not looked at porn since january. 060323 ... ... steals your sex drive. stole my sex drive. well no it didnt it stole my ability to get hard for long times. i guess my dick was just used to getting things over with more quickly. sex is better than porn 060323 ... twist9 is a weakness one must overcome, though at times he gives in and_he_lives 060502 ... daft caterpillar I don't know. I've recently started surfing porn (which is irritating, because free internet porn seems to be exclusively aimed at men. straight men, gay men, whatever.) bodies in general bore me, by themselves... naked bodies are boring. Things moving in and out of holes are boring. (though that depends which things and which holes, I guess :)) maybe it's a lack of associations I can hit a tape of moaning and sex_noises, and that'll turn me on like *click*, but images do nothing for me, unless I can relate to them, and mostly I can't and there is clearly also awesome pr0n, be it lesbian porn by & for lesbians or er porn featuring exclusively transmen none of which I've seen, but i _want_ but the stuff that's easy to find is utter shit. I guess you get what you pay for. 070212 ... sick i wish it would just go away sometimes. 070421 ... Casey The internet is for... 071125 ... Casey I bought porn last night. I'm not sure why. I watched it but was there was no "manipulation." Instead I just found myself laughing at the fake orgasms and amazed at the fake passion in the eyes of the blondes getting gangbanged. I have a treasure chest full of porn. Literally. It is a treasure chest. I got it on sale at hobby lobby. My roommates and i thought it would be funny to fill with cheap and laughable porn. I watched each once then threw them in and forgot about them till now. Titles in the chest include: Zorho, The Blair Wench Project 2, Anal Princess Diaries, Camp Cuddly Pines Chainsaw Massacre, and Debbie Does Iowa 071126 ... Lemon_Soda eh... Good Porn is artistic...celebrates life and passion... Bad Porn demeans and abuses just about everybody... *SIGH* 071126 ... athsara porn 071214 ... athsara a) go beyond the paper b) stay with the paper c) run away from the paper d) wow, naked people e) um, where is my cello, I'm getting bored f) I'd rather be blathing 071214 ... athsara porn IS the point of everything, or rather, what is portrayed in porn, or maybe it's the drugs, or perhaps it is the drugs and the porn. NO NO, it's the money, so one can buy the sex and the porn and the drugs. ---Oh yeah. That's right. 071214 ... poop you've got to be pretty desperate if you have to pay for sex but apparently its an addiction and a control thing, i just kind of feel sorry for the girls that sell their soul to any tom dick or larry. 071215 what's it to you? who go blather from