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They were hidden by the shelves and the lights in the pottery studio were out, He couldn't help but watch her, smiling, biting his lip not wanting to cry out from the pleasure and she knew the power she had and shee looked at him straight in the eyes Still not letting him go 000613 ... moonshine one rose, Two lip rings, pink hair and spikes. Walk downtown under neon lights. Please dont stand so close to me. Sometimes its not so easy. When i grow up i want to be the moon. You dont understand. Your watching me watch her. 000613 ... pornojim My friend Bill, a travel agent, was after me to take some time off and go on a cruise. He said he could set me up on a five-day cruise that I would never forget. After much badgering I finally told him to go ahead with it. I am a software developer and have had a few successful games published under pseudonyms (I don't really want anyone to know that I am a computer geek) so anyway, I guess that makes me rich. Well, worth a few million at least. So, he booked me a luxury cabin on a luxury cruise ship. The brochures indicated that it would be a two-bedroom suite with a balcony and everything was first class. I'm a little claustrophobic so the suite sounded very appealing to me. The ship would leave Miami Sunday afternoon, go through the Caribbean with stops in the Grand Caymans, Mexico, and Jamaica and return to Miami on Friday. I was tired after years of keeping my nose to the grindstone and started to look forward to the cruise. I arrived in Miami Saturday evening and spent an uneventful night in a medium class hotel. The only thing that impressed me that night was the sign on the hotel door that warned against venturing out after dark at the risk of one's life. I am a big chicken so I ordered room service taking the sign seriously. The next morning people were herded into rooms like cattle. A color coding system was used to assign people to their respective cruises. I noticed at the time, that the people in my group tended to be younger than the other groups. The oldest ones that I saw looked to be in their early fifties at the most. Other groups seemed to have people in their seventies in them. We were all loaded into buses and headed for the ship. Upon boarding the ship we received the keys to our cabins and a message to meet on the Lido deck at 5:00pm for fun and games. The ship would be away from port by then and well on its' way. Shortly past 5:00 I arrived on the Lido deck dressed in a bathing suit, sandals and a tropical shirt. An attractive young lady carrying a tray of drinks met me at the entry to the deck smiled at me and asked, "first time on this cruise huh"? I blushed and gulped and awkwardly said, "yeah what gave me away the clothes?" Since she was standing in front of me completely naked I figured this was a good guess. She replied" yep that's it, if you want to shed those cumbersome trappings you can use a locker right over there meanwhile put your eyes back in their sockets and have a free drink." I grabbed a Mai Tai and went over to the locker and stripped. As soon as I took my trunks off my cock got shy and shrunk to about two inches. I am not Mr. Body beautiful but I'm okay. However, there are normally two features that interest the women that I date. When fully erect my cock is eight inches long and about 5 inches thick and I have a tongue that I can extend to touch the middle of my nose. I mean I don't usually go around licking my nose, but friends get me to show the capability at gatherings just for fun. I can tell you though there aren't many ladies who see this trick that don't want to experience the sensations that my tongue can cause on the female anatomy. So here I am buck-naked looking around at the crowd starting to filter on to the Lido deck. There were guys and gals of various shapes and sizes all naked with drinks in their hands, some appeared to be shy and awkward (like me) others appeared to be the bold socialite types. The cruise director a well built hunk, got on stage, grabbed the microphone and told everyone to gather 'round for the first contest of the evening. So we all moved in closer, it became a mass of human flesh pressed together. There was an attractive young blond in front of me pressing her ass back against my now growing prick. I could also feel a pair of warm breasts pressed into my back while the hands connected to the body with the breasts were caressing my ass. The girl in front of me felt me begin to get hard, and just started to grind her lovely ass against me, soon, the head of my cock was pressed right in between her ass cheeks trying to find an opening to ease into. Mingling with all of this naked flesh was really hot and exciting. The cruise director was announcing the start of the pussy eating contest. There were five lounge chairs up on a stage, the girls were to position themselves at the edge of the chairs the guys were to kneel in front of them and start licking their pussies; the first girl who reaches orgasm wins for the couple. There was a panel of judges to make sure that no fake orgasms occurred. The girls each had a lubricated device inserted into their asses to measure the contractions of their sphincter muscles as the came. These contractions always occur during orgasm and cannot be faked. All that the judges had to do was watch the gauges attached to the measuring devices. There were already five girls on the lounge chair and only four guys lined up in front of them. They needed one more guy so somehow the cruise director spotted me and said "hey you, lingua D'oro get up here. The crowd started urging me on so up I went. Or should I say down. I got up on stage and looked at my partner she was a cute Asian girl with almond shaped dark brown eyes, smallish breasts with nicebig nipples and a completely shaved pussy. I like them shaved they look better and you don't get pubic hair stuck in your throat. When she saw me she smiled and spread her pussy lips apart showing me her pink wet cunt, and waiting clit. I did my tongue trick, touching my nose, her eyes got great big and she smiled like a kid about to get that special birthday present she had been waiting for all year. The director said go. So, down I went. If there is one thing I am sure of, it is that I am a great eater of pussy. Most guys go straight for the clit but I know that this is a sensitive little organ and if you get to it before the girl is ready it can actuallyhurt her. This is obviously not the desired effect. So, I generally suck on the pussy lips, plant tender wet kisses on the mons, and put my tongue all the way into the cunt to get the clit hot, hard, and ready. This is what I did to the little China doll. I lowered my head and started to plant wet kisses all over her bald pussy. I took her cunt lips one at a time into my mouth and sucked gently on them moving my tongue between the lips but not yet touching the clit. Then I inserted my tongue part way into her warm wet canal. She automatically bumped her hips up into my face to take my whole tongue. I heard her let out a gasp and a moan as she went from a sitting to a lying position. She pulled her legs up in the air opening them as wide as possible to allow me greater access to her love box. My head moved rapidly up and down as I fucked her as deeply as I could with my tongue, her hips moved to my mouth in the same rapid rhythm. When I felt that she was hot enough I pulled my tongue from her pussy and lifted her butt up so that I could lick her asshole giving her a tongue job in that sensitive area. When she felt my tongue licking her ass around the measuring device she gripped my head so hard that I thought she would crush my skull. I moved back to her pussy and gently started to lap at her clit swirling my tongue around the sensitive button until I felt her pushing it against my mouth and tongue. Then I knew she was really ready. To make her cum I put my whole mouth against her clit and sucked it in. As this little hard-on entered my mouth I sucked on it while at the same time employing rapid tongue action. It just took a few seconds of this sucking action and she grabbed the back of my head pushed her juicy cunt against my tongue and mouth and rubbed it all over me. She moaned and repeated "oh my god, oh my god" over and over again, I guess the meter measured the big O because even though her thighs were pressed against my ears I heard the director saying we have a winner. I attempted to get up but she wouldn't let me. She just yelled, "fuck me with your tongue again, don't stop, don't ever stop". So I decided to oblige her and kept up the tongue action only this time I removed the metering device from her ass and gave her the complete rim job. I have done a lot of women but never one that got into being tongued as much as this one. By the time I finished she had cum three more times and my face looked like a glazed doughnut from her cunt juices. In fact the director said she came twice before anyone else came once but alas we could only win once. Hell it was so much fun that I don't even remember what the prize was. As we left the stage area she grabbed my still hard dick like a handle and led me over to some deck chairs. She said "you gotta fuck me with this now" I replied "okay we can go back to my state room and she shook her head no with vigor. "No I want to watch while I'm being fucked". Of course while we were talking she was stroking my cock keeping it hard and ready. The sensation of her small, smooth hand gently stroking the length of my hard-on and then lingering on the head of my cock was just about enough to make me cum right there. "I'll lean over the back of this chair for support and you fuck me from behind," she pled. She leaned over the chair positioning herself so that she could see all of the action on the rest of the deck. I positioned myself behind her and as I gazed at her round perfectly formed ass I could no longer resist her. First I rubbed my engorged member up and down between the cheeks of her ass sliding it over her sensitive asshole and then down to the lips of her pussy. It didn't take much of this action before she screamed, "okay we've had enough of this foreplay, just ram it in, I really need to get fucked now." So I obliged I lined up with her gaping cunt and rammed all eight inches into her filling her dripping pussy with the meat she wanted. She yelped when the head of my cock hit her cervix "oh man that hurts but whatever you do don't stop just fuck me until I faint." As I continued to fuck her as hard as I could I looked around at the rest of the crowd on the deck. Every couple there was engaged in some kind of sex act, what a feast for the eyes. There was a girl up on the stage getting fucked doggy style while sucking a guys' cock. Not only that, but there was a line of guys waiting to fuck her. It was another contest to see which girl could take on the most guys. The guys would line up in front of her, she would suck them to keep them hard until the one fucking her pussy came then the one that was previously in her mouth would go behind her and start fucking. The action was non-stop. The turn-on of watching this while at the same time banging away at my little Asian doll was really starting to get to me. My cock has an unusually large head and as it slipped in and out of her silky, hot love channel all of the nerve endings were alive. Each thrust bumped up against her cervix adding to the pleasure. I was becoming lost in the pleasure as I felt her pussy begin to spasm as she reached a climax, she cried out, " oh this is so good, please don't stop I need to cum again". I was ready to cum too, but I held back to try to oblige her. I reached down to her cunt and gathered some of her juices on my finger I used this to lubricate her tight asshole and slowly inserted my finger into her. She just moaned and said " oh, that is so nice, yes finger fuck my ass while you ram my pussy with your prick, fuck faster, fuck faster." I could feel my dick sliding in and out of her through the thin membrane between the ass and pussy, with the finger that was in her asshole and this only added to my excitement. As my finger came into contact with the ridge of the circumcised head of my cock it was almost like masturbating and fucking at the same time a sensation that I didn't want to end but I knew would end if I continued. Just then she cried out, "I'm cumming again, fuck me hard, real hard". As I continued ramming as hard as I could I felt my own cum welling up inside of me. I couldn't hold out any longer, in just two more strokes I exploded trying to thrust my whole being into her. I removed my finger from her ass and used both hands to pull her back on my prick and hold her there to savor the sensation. I felt my cum spurting out of me in waves. All she did was say, " hey, who told you to stop" The girl on stage had already had five guys cumming in her by the time I finished, but there were another five lined up waiting for her. All my new friend could say was, "well I guess I need to join that contest tomorrow if I really want to fuck." "Well thanks a lot," I replied sarcastically, " anyway I'm tired and ready to call it a night" She said "well you know I was only teasing, but I do want to stay and watch for a while longer, see ya around". I left her watching the action on the deck and returned to my stateroom. The next morning I awoke to a loud persistent knocking on my door. I answered the door still rubbing the sleep from my eyes I was astounded as I opened the door because I was seeing double two pretty blondes that looked exactly alike were in my door way. "Hi I'm Jane and this is Jeanie we're twins" one of them said. I replied "thank god I thought I was seeing double." Jane just looked at me and said wow you must be glad to see me 'cause I know that you don't have anything in your pocket." She was staring at my normal morning erection and obviously liking what she saw. She suddenly went down on her knees and took my cock in her mouth "mmmmmmm you didn't shower yet, it tastes like dried cum and pussy". "Of course the only way that I know how pussy tastes is by sucking on a nice big dick after it has been in me or my sister". She went on further to say "we saw you last night at the pussy eating contest and decided that we had to have some of that tongue of yours, could you just stick it out for us?" I stuck my tongue all the way out and touched my nose, simultaneously they said, "oh boy this is going to be fun." The girls were cute with alabaster skin and pert breasts, with very pink nipples. Their bodies were nice not like models or anything but like real people. They had tummies but not a lot of fat on them. The only distinguishing feature for either of them was that Jeanie shaved her pussy and Jane had just a light covering of silky blond hair covering hers. Jane releases her mouth grip on my pecker and asked, " well can we come in"? I said, " Sure" and we headed for the sofa I sat between the two girls and Jane immediately decided to go down on me again she was bobbing her head up and down on my dick and licking the head of it like she was starving and this was the only meal in town. Meanwhile Jeanie started to kiss me and slide her tongue in and out of my mouth as though she was fucking me with it what a way to wake up I thought. They got me into a prone position on the couch and Jeanie straddled my face while Jane continued to suck away. I stuck my tongue out and licked at Jean's pussy lips kind of the way that you would lick on a sucker. Then I grabbed the cheeks of her ass and pulled her to me so that I could stick my tongue in her as far as it would go. "Oh Jane you have to feel this" she moaned, "this must be what heaven is like". She was humping my face so hard I thought she would pound my head through the cushions. Jane gave up sucking my cock and straddled my waist thrusting my cock far up inside of her. Man, she was warm and wet, she could contract the muscles of her pussy as she rode me and it felt like I was being sucked off by a nice warm wet pussy I was on fire. The faster Jane pumped on my cock the faster my tongue would lick Jean's clit. Before too long they both let out screams of ecstasy as they came simultaneously. Jane ground her wet pussy into my pubic hair as Jeanie released her cum all over my face, I mean she really ejaculated her hot fluid was spurting out of her almost like she was peeing. It wasn't pee though, it had a sweet taste to it and I was trying to swallow all of it but there was just too much I was soaked in it. But loving every second. Jane said "my turn, my turn" and she almost dragged her sister off my face "fuck me with that tongue of yours and suck on my clit until I cum all over you." Meanwhile I felt her sister down between my legs licking my balls. She started licking and sucking on my balls as she pushed my legs up so she could lick under my balls. As she licked the underside of my balls she started running her incredibly sensuous tongue along the perineum between my balls and asshole. This area is so sensitive on me that I think I could cum by this action alone. She stuck her tongue into my asshole and I thought that I would die from pleasure. As she was doing this she was jacking me off with her hands. I didn't think I would be able to last very long. I mean here I was, having a rim job, being jacked off, and tonguing a very sweet pussy, how much could I take? Jane had a very big clit for a small girl and I sucked it in between my lips and was licking it for all I was worth. I could look up and see her face. She had that slack jawed look that always indicates if a female is enjoying the sex. I could see her expression start to change to one of almost a painful look. I know that look; it comes on just before the girl is about to cum. I closed my eyes and licked, and sucked faster and faster. Just then she started to moan and I got my second shower of the day. Like her sister she could ejaculate but I couldn't catch much of it in my mouth. She was riding my face like a horse and her cum was all over my mouth, my nose, and my hair everywhere. As she was cumming all over me, the action of Jeanie licking my ass and jacking me off was too much. I just kind of groaned and said; "oh gee I'm going to cum". Both girls went for the head of my cock and I swear they were jacking me off with four hands. I started to gush cum I mean it was spurting out with such force I couldn't believe it, the girls were taking turns putting my cock to their mouths like it was a cum fountain. They were lapping it up like hungry kittens after a bowl of milk. They were the most cum hungry females that I had ever seen. When they had their fill of my cum they each gave me a kiss and left saying "see ya later". I could taste my own cum on their mouths and I didn't mind at all. When the girls left I took a short nap. When I woke up I took a shower grabbed a book and some lotion and went to the sun deck. When I got there it was almost empty in fact the whole ship seemed kind of empty I guess everyone was resting up for the night's upcoming festivities. I got into a deck chair and started to read. Soon I felt as though someone was watching me. I looked up and noticed a lovely black haired young lady looking at me. She had brown skin and had an Asian look about her but not Chinese or Japanese I wondered about her nationality. "Filipina" she said. I said "what"? She replied "you were wondering what nationality I am, and I'm a Filipina". "Oh you read minds I see" "No but everyone wonders, especially American guys" she replied. She was petite with nice breasts and big brown nipples that looked like you could suck on them all day long. Her pussy was shaved and she had no tan lines, just smooth brown skin. I asked her if she would like to join me. She replied that " yeah I'd like to, I mean I saw your tongue action last night at the contest. What girl wouldn't like that"? "But I better not". I asked " why not "? She said "because I am a horny Filipina and once you are with a horny Filipina you won't want anyone else, and all the other girls will hate me for stealing you, especially your tongue". I sighed and said "okay so why are horny Filipina's so different. She responded "we have tighter pussies, tighter assholes, silkier tongues, and smoother hands than anyone else in the world" Just hearing her say that got me hard. "Also", she said " we get wet just thinking about sex and I mean really wet, see". With that comment she spread her legs and showed me all of her nice pink pussy, it was engorged and ready to be fucked or licked, I could see a rivulet of sweet clear nectar coming out of her pussy starting to flow down the cheeks of her ass. She then stood up and came toward me; she leaned over and picked up my suntan lotion letting her breasts rub against the side of my face. She put some lotion in her hand and then started to caress my throbbing dick with the lotion. "We can't let him get burned now can we" she said as she rubbed the lotion on my cock and balls. Just as I was starting to get into it pumping my hips up and down, actually fucking her hand, she got up and started to leave. I said, "hey you can't leave now" she just smiled and replied " I told you I don't want to ruin you for everyone else". As she said this she slowly and very sensuously spread her pussy lips and inserted two of her fingers, as she removed her fingers from her cunt they were dripping wet. She put them up to my mouth and I licked them until all of the juices were gone. Then she looked at me as though she really wanted me and turned around and left. I just watched her leave, I was still tasting her juice and pumping my dick, I watched her hips sway from side to side as she walked away. Her ass was perfect, and I sat there fantasizing about all of the things I could do to her as she disappeared down the stairs. Soon I was cumming all over my chest and stomach and I knew I had to have her, but how, where, when? That evening we were in port in Jamaica so no contests or special events were scheduled. I found Jamaica to be fascinating and weird at the same time. We docked at Ocho Rios home of the famed Dunn's River Falls. As we left the ship and got away from the docking area we were approached by guys adorned with dred locks asking if we wanted reefer, dope, weed. I mean it was as common as street vendors in New York pushing hot dogs. The people were friendly though and if you just said no they would leave you alone. Jamaica is beautiful and ugly at the same time, a lot of nature's beauty and man's ugliness caused by poverty. I went with a group to Dunn's River falls. It was something to see the Falls and walk up the natural staircase to the top. All that I could think of was that in the U. S. we would need yellow stripes on each landing and handicapped access. I guess that I am a natural cynic at heart. Later that night we went to a bar called The Hedonist. As I walked in the crowd looked at me and called out, "the tongue guy" I felt like Norm on the TV show, Cheers. Almost immediately some of the girls decided that we should have a tongue contest. Each of the guys lined up at the bar and the girls took turns measuring our tongues. The girls all took off their panties, pulled up their skirts, and got in a line at the far end of the bar. Each of them in turn would sit on the bar and the guys would plunge their tongues into their pussies. As they moved from man to man they would grade them from 1 to 10. I was the last guy in line there must have been 15 of us in all. By the time the girls got to me they were wet and hot. I could just imagine how I would feel if 14 girls sucked on my cock I am sure the 15th would get a load of cum spilled on her. So needless to say a bottleneck occurred when they got to me, none of them wanted to quit until they came. I don't know how much pussy juice I swallowed that night, there had to be twenty girls in that line and all of them were flowing freely by the time she got to me. I will remember that night forever, the moaning, the groaning, the different odors and tastes of the girls, the looks on their faces when they came. Some of them masturbated as they waited in line just keeping themselves in the mood; I couldn't see all of this as my face was usually buried in a muff between thighs. 000613 ... pornojim (part 2) The guys told me about it later, they said the girls wouldn't let them touch them until they were through with me, but when they finished with me, they would each grab a guy and take him to get thoroughly fucked. Some of the girls would pour Tequila or Bourbon on their pussies as I was eating them. By the time the evening was over I was drunk and had to be carried back to the ship. I still don't know if it was the booze or the juice from the girls that made me drunk. When I woke up the next morning the odor and flavor of the girls was still on me. My face felt like it had a crust on it, which of course it did. Funny though, I wanted it stay like that forever even though I knew that eventually I would have to take a shower. I finally showered, grabbed my book and lotion, and headed for the sun deck hoping that she would be there again. I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw her. She was lying on a deck lounge with a book in her left hand; her right hand was slowly gently rubbing her pussy. I just stopped in my tracks, I didn't want to move, or breathe, or disturb her in any way. She didn't notice me so she just continued the motion of her hand, it was three fingers rubbing up and down the lips of her pussy, massaging her clit, and at about every third stroke she would put two fingers in her. I watched, as she became more and more wet. Every once in a while she would remove her right hand to turn a page. The sight of her glistening pink hole was starting to drive me crazy. I reached down and started to massage my cock as I watched her. I could feel it growing in my hand as I rubbed my hand up and down its length. Pre cum started to form; I used this as a lubricant to massage the sensitive head of my now hard cock. Her fingers were starting to rub faster until they were now a blur. The juice from her pussy was being whipped in to foam as she stroked her clit. Her clit and the lips of her cunt seemed to vibrate from the rapid action of her fingers. She suddenly dropped her book and lay back with her eyes closed I knew she was getting close. I moved close to her still pumping my dick; I was also stroking rapidly, the hot cum welling up in my balls. I knew she should have had some privacy at this moment but I could not tear my eyes away from her and the way she was manipulating herself. Her breathing was becoming rapid, and her face was contorted in the seeming pain of ecstasy. Small moans were escaping from her mouth. Suddenly she thrust her hips toward the sky like she was trying to fuck her own hand, her hand covered her whole pussy as she pumped several times. Then she clamped her legs shut like a vise all the time squirming and pumping against her hand. She rolled over on her stomach still humping, still pumping. It was probably the most erotic sight that I had ever seen. I couldn't hold out any longer, the sight of her powerful orgasm, combined with my own masturbation was too much. I could feel the cum building up in the base of my cock. The head was completely engorged and purple it had become as big, maybe bigger than I had ever seen it. I was about to cum. I felt the cheeks of my ass clench together; I could feel the powerful spasm as my fluid began to spill forth. I was cumming on her ass, the white sticky fluid striking a brilliant contrast with her smooth brown skin; it was the longest orgasm that I can recall there must have been at least 7 squirting spasms. As I finished she said "hey that's hot and you made a mess all over my butt". I stammered and stuttered like a little kid caught playing with himself. I said, "I'll clean you up" I immediately dropped to my knees and did something I never even thought of before. I started licking my own cum from her ass. Most of it was on the cheeks but some of it made a river of cum in the crevice. I spread those lovely ass cheeks and licked up and down cleaning her as best I could. Some of my cum was covering her brown puckered asshole, I lingered there to make sure I got every last drop. When I finished, I told her, "I'm sorry I just couldn't help myself, the sight of your wet glistening hole being stroked by your own hand made me lose control". She sat up and replied "I knew you were there, I just wanted to put on a show". Then she took my still dripping cock and sucked the last drops of cum from it. "Watch out" she said, "a horny Filipina can't help it if you become addicted". With that she left. I still hadn't eaten her pussy or fucked her, and that need was growing in me. I read for a while, and went back to my stateroom for a nap. I dreamed of the Filipina girl. She would stand or lie down in front of me showing me her wet pink slit but denying me access to it, teasing me to no end. In one part of the dream she had a flesh colored dildo and she fucked herself with it until she came, the action was fast and furious, she was in a frenzy pumping the fake cock in and out of her. After she came she continued to fuck herself ever so slowly. Then she topped it all off by removing the dildo from her cunt and putting it in her mouth, she licked it clean of all of her fluid, then looked and me, smiled, winked, and said "wish it was you huh"? She then turned and walked away. I awoke with a start it seemed so real, I looked around and then down at myself, I had a raging hard on and no where to put it. I let myself calm down and went to the Lido deck for the evening's activities. There was to be a cocksucking contest that evening and I wanted to participate. By now everyone knew me and I was greeted by several people as "tongue guy", or "senor lengua". One girl even said, "oh you're the cunning linguist aren't you"? I was beginning to enjoy my reputation. They were just lining up the contestants for the cock-sucking contest. In this contest the guy sit or lies on a deck lounge and the girl sucks his cock. The last guy to cum wins the contest and the first girl to make a guy cum wins for the women. The women's prize is $6900.00 cash so you know they will be trying hard to win the money. I got up on my chair and sat there waiting for my partner. She came up on the stage. A tall thin brunette, she looked like a model, with small breasts almost no waist at all, and well curved hips. She was a bit thinner than I like them but certainly not one to disdain. The hair on her pussy was perfectly trimmed into the shape of a triangle. The blackness of it stood out against her white skin making a very pretty picture. Her face was strikingly beautiful kind of a heart shape with big blue eyes. Her lips were full and a bright red. She smiled at me and said "well tongue guy let's see what kind of a man you really are". Despite her beauty I really wasn't turned on I just sat there and said, "do your best but I intend to win this thing". Just then I looked to my right and saw the Filipina that I had been lusting for. She had a big smile on her face and she was eating a banana, well maybe not eating it, but sliding it in and out of her mouth like she was sucking on a great big cock. At the sight of this my pecker stood straight up. The girl in front of me took it as a compliment but it really was not in response to her. This horny Filipina was driving me nuts. They signaled to start the contest and my partner knelt down and began to apply her tongue to my cock and balls. As she licked my cock she stroked my balls, and as she moved down to suck my balls she stroked my cock. I was hard as a rock but I have a trick I use when I don't want to cum. I just zone out, I mean I am aware of all that goes on around me but I get into a trance. It is almost as though I am out of my body watching someone else. When I get this way I can fuck or be sucked for an hour or more. She was trying every trick in the book to make me cum. She deep throated me taking all of my cock into mouth and down her throat. I am sure that if I came at that moment it would go straight to her stomach. As she pulled her mouth back she brought her hand up so the motion was one continuous stroke from the bottom of the shaft to the head. Normally, the area just below the crown of my dick is very sensitive but when I'm in the zone I hardly feel anything. I noticed the guy next to me release a big groan and start to cum in his partner's mouth. She swallowed as fast as she could. But she couldn't get all of it a white stream dribbled out of her mouth and down her chin. Soon the other guys came on right after the other. The girls all smiled in triumph. They all looked at me in anticipation but I just wasn't in it yet. My partner called out to the others for help because her jaws were getting tired. Two of the other girls came over and replaced her one got down under me and started licking my balls. The other went straight for the head of my cock. My partner pushed me back and straddled my face. Pushing her pussy against my tongue. I began to lick her clit leisurely at first but faster as she responded. Soon she was riding me like a bucking bronco. I was tonguing her furiously and she was responding likewise. Finally she gave one last moan, grabbed the back of my head and humped me until I could no longer breathe. My mouth and even my nasal passages were filled with the sweet sticky residue of her cum. She finally moved away and I could breathe again through my mouth. Meanwhile the other two girls were working furiously to get me to cum, but having no luck. Just then I heard a voice say " why don't you get out of the way and let a real woman have a try". It was her the object of my desire. I immediately pulled out of the trance as she proceeded to go down on me her mouth enveloped my member like a warm silk glove. The sensation was beyond belief. She moved her tongue up and down my shaft and licked and sucked on the head like someone starving for cock. She was really passionate about it. She licked my balls while stroking my shaft and all of the time her eyes were fixed on me gauging my response to see where I was the most sensitive. She stuck a finger into her mouth to moisten it and began to massage my asshole. I started to hump up and down on her mouth while she inserted a finger in to my ass and began to fuck me with it. I was fucking her in the mouth at a furious pace and she kept up with me in a reciprocal motion. I wasn't trying to hold it anymore I really wanted to cum and cum hard. Finally I felt the pressure mounting at the base of my shaft the head of my cock seemed twice as big as normal and twice as sensitive. As I came it was like a bursting dam, the fluid just started to flood out of me. But she didn't back off she just deep throated me letting me shoot straight into her stomach. She took it all without missing a drop. Then she got up and kissed me deeply putting her own tongue far into the back of my throat, letting me taste my own cum. I knew at that point that I was totally addicted and with the way she looked at me she knew it too. 000613 ... wish i had a rhinocerous now im exhausted after reading the unibombers manifesto. cant say ill ever look at porn the same way again. wait a minute, i never really looked at porn. ok so now im in negative porn. my porn level is negative 10. so does that mean i should be giving away free porn? no i have no bannanas today. la di dah. i think ill go smoke a fag. yes thats what ill do. uh huh. yeaH. 000613 ... Barrett Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me... 000614 ... Barrett porno's good porno's great porno's good for masturbate-tion 000928 ... j_blue masturbation is the coolest thing in the planet. pornographers provide a wonderful indispensible service to our great nation. i applaud their efforts toward improving the lives of every man, woman, and pubescent child in this country! 000928 ... Barrett j_blue, you're so horribly low, so deliciously dirty. (spoken with an english accent) 000928 ... ds nasty yet beatiful 001102 ... god genius. i see barrett has conceptual continuity too. "god is good, god is great, god is better than masturbate-tion" 001130 ... Thyartshallshant Holly hot damn! *dizzy from orgasms*. Wow, um, yea, thats some high grade shit you got there jim. *exausted* Wow, again, yea, wow, and thanks *falls asleep naked at computer* 010104 ... G_wiz13 hehe... Shawn, you addict. 010214 ... freakizh man's debility. the morbo, the antilove. the deshumanization of the person, turned into an object, a machine. we're turning into dumb computers. 010718 ... pynk (....i think i'm addicted to it....) 010719 ... baby satan ::: watching porn ::: what the hell is this shit? where's the story going? okay...they're taking off their clothes...hey! they're gonna fuck! they're fucking! aaaaaaah!!! my eyes!!! my eyes!!! aaaaaaah!!! ::: he faints from the visual trauma ::: 010720 ... black-dyed gel product I feel that sex is something that should be meaningful. I personally don't appreciate the commercialization of it or the use of it promiscuously. Not to sound prudish, I am not by any measure ever to be considered as such, but I feel sex is something that should be special and mean something. Also, I'd rather not tune into Full House and see a very special episode where DJ is contemplating sleeping with Steve; that's just sappy. On a related note, I firmly believe that the Olsen twins will one day end up doing porn as their careers slowly die. 010720 ... Norm I like to ask chicks to make a hardcore porn with me and this other chick I know. Knowing, of course, that most young women would refuse my offer this is just my clever plan for bargaining down. You see, the next step I'd take is if I could just take pictures of us doing it, on a single occasion I was lucky enough to have someone agree to this. Next I would step down to me just taking pictures of them naked, many times I've been so fortunate wink wink, after this I would ask if they'd have sex with me, acctually this hasn't gotten that many bomps for me as I would like but I think it works quite well. Of course if they won't do any of the above I ask for a blow job and if after all of these obscene questions I haven't been slapped I consider it to be a successful conversation. 010830 ... Norm PS I really like "the other chick" alot and I mean ALOT when I say make a porn with me and another chick I'm serious. She says she'll only do it if I can find another chick to do it with me. I think she says this because she knows that I'll never find another chick. 010830 ... glenn no comment 020311 ... sweettransvestite switch the channel....my movie is on 020515 ... Pr0n She thrust her manhood into his heaving buzom. 020828 ... q hott 031203 ... cheetah damn, jim, write a part two! 040101 ... no-one that was hot, jim. Write more 040102 ... falling_alone no one thought "dr. garter belt" would be a good character name if they were to play "dr. carter" in a smutty ER 040303 ... no time for sergeants what a fucked-up cunt tree 040911 ... no time for sergeants what a fucked up cunt tree 040911 ... sevenmorethaneight yep 051005 what's it to you? who go blather from