cum dallas a lung wide me fork in my ace and a groiny grin. 000527 ... lola lust globally, fuck locally 000527 ... Jerk Meoff if i keep this up, i'm going to cum any time soon all over my hand, then i will need to go and clean it up off of my penis 000626 ... birdmad unsure and terribly naive a friday morning in the pottery studio of my highschool when i was sixteen, she knew i had the hour free (it has been said that, as men, we have no virginity to lose...but nonetheless mine was lost there) tensing, holding back the release...the pretty girl looking up at me while holding me in her mouth my fingernails digging into my palms and the window frame trying not to make a sound with the class on the other side of the room i could not fight anymore the pleasure as everymusclecollidingtwitchingcontracting forcing me to draw breath as she swallowed me and for several months hence she and her girlfriend would make it a habit to take me in dangerous places O to be so young again 000626 ... Aaron she makes me cum.... and i love her for it..... i make her cum..... and she hates me for it. 000805 ... ashley i can make you cum. you can make me cry. what a nice trade off. 001019 ... anna grama sonic youth sonic youth sonic youth 001019 ... silentbob it was better tonight than it has been in a really long time. 001019 ... lost masturbation is good but its not the best because nothing beats the feel of a clitoris. either way you get off. 010511 ... The Choded One never hesitate TO MASTURBATE but be sure to have a way to clean up Never Masturbate while hiding in a thorny bush never fuck a girl with a thorny bush for u shall have rugburn afterwards never fuck a girl in a thorny bush for u shall be impaled 010815 ... Inanna the sea of um. the see of you mmmmmmmm The subconscious mind is like an ocean. The ocean is full of sea men. 010815 ... Tank i am a sperm back whale... 010815 ... <#@$$->>> messy stuff. staind my pants. she was suprised when it came out(i forgot to warn her cuz it felt too good) so she spit it out and some of it got on my pants. 010815 ... anonymous I love to. She makes me cum like no other. 020211 ... click all over my face, in my hair, on my shoulder. all over my tummy, and he says, 'quick, wheres the camera!?' 020521 ... silentbob i swallowed your cum! that means something vanilla_sky 020521 ... Syrope my first not-just-going-over-to-his-house date...i think i was 15...at the drive in, cuddled on a blanket on the ground just inches from his parents car...their windows were down...i was lying with my back to him, i didn't even *do* anything...i think i stretched, or maybe readjusted somehow, because i heard him gasp and grab my waist...i had made him cum in his pants...that was the strangest thing i had ever heard i was delighted with this newfound power of making guys cum, although this was my second or third time with that, but i was sort of disgusted that i didnt even have to put forth any effort. what fun is that? 020622 ... Fire&Roses I read it's made mostly of sugar... and I've always liked sugar... be my personal Pixie Stix... 030707 ... feeling horrible now that its done i like it when he whispers "i'm about to cum. lovely, you're making me cum". he always kisses my forehead after he cums. he kisses my forehead and stays inside. 030724 ... TalviFatin Gender Nectar... Resolution and Release... the gasp, throbbing pulsing gush of procreation. 031004 ... Saint doesn't stain if you swallow 031022 ... mandin6o star i pulled off the condom and sprayed it on her back. why did you do that? ...why not? 031028 ... yollanda hey, i know this sounds kinda stupid, but i fergit what cum is. can someone remind me? 031110 ... yollanda hi i like okapis 031113 ... A Turtle It is three. 031129 ... anonymous * Sometimes it feels so good -- I don't know if I am cumming or going! Anyway, drop your cocks and grab your socks all shit is about to hit the fan... Early this morning it was discover that the words that once expressed themselves on the blather page are now missing! The massive public outcry for justice that soon followed has prompted local law enforcement to mount an around the clock hunt for any punctuation that might have seen the rhyme take place. On the federal lever a World Wide Web search for any suspicious sentences that might be harboring the missing words is now in progress. A spokeman for the White House said the president was concerned but said that everyone should remain claim, lock all their doors, chill and listen to some rap-music. Later in the day FBI agents stated they would do everything clause-able to bring the perpetrators to justification. Furthermore, once apprehended, under the direction of the States Attorney Drew H. Wrigley they would seek nothing less then the most severe sentence. Wrigley finished by saying, "Justice will be done and the people are calling for nothing less then Capital Pun-ishment! These comments were followed by local authorities saying , "We have no reason to believe the missing words have been harmonized in anyway despite the eyewitness testimonies claiming they saw broken sentences all over the page. Concluding they had every confidence that the missing characters would be found and returned safely to their home-page soon. An earlier report presented by on-site investigators concluded the possible murder weapon, found on a desktop, was not related. The weapon was then reveled as just another tasteless text file containing a new Bobby and Peter Farrelly screenplay. Authorities well aware of their previous callous assassin on characterization had suspected the brothers were once again masquerading as actors-slash-directors-slash-writers and committing unspeakable crimes on literature. Fearing the worst - critics of the brothers speculated they might have eaten the words as part of a horrific plan to later spew them on unsuspecting movie-goers. However, a further examination of the contents of a nearby trashcan labeled "recycle bin" believed to have contained the cinematic vomit only revealed a turd in the form of an unrelated Internet porn advertisement that had been discarded there. Both agencies sighting recent rumors of mass erasure, inappropriate abbreviation and underworld ties to the famous alphabet crimes as being totally un-font-ed and highly unlikely! Personally, this reporter smells a mischievous critic or misguided editor at work here - but that is not the opinion of this network station. In a possible related story; It was confirmed that the logic from the lyrics of Trick Daddys' new Rap album were still missing? Sadly authorities on that case conceded that there was little hope of a recovery. Comments on how common sense can be protected in future album releases suggest Trick should attend a few night classes and at least get his GED. :-) 040218 ... Candy H.W.C. give it to me, don't give it away don't think about what the others say my skin's getting clear, my hair's so bright all you do it fuck me every day and night you're my secret beauty routine na na na na, what my body has seen i am looking good and i'm feeling nice baby you're the best magazine advice give me your hot white cum give me your hot white cum give me your hot white cum i'm gonna throw you back down between the sheets everything is fresher when the day is sweet in the morning light when you're already on the phone face it one of these days without you i'm just another dorian gray it's the fountain of youth, it's the meaning of life so hot, so sweet, so whet my appetite give me your hot white cum give me your hot white cum give me your hot white cum face it one of these days without you i'm just another dorian gray it's the fountain of youth, it's the meaning of life baby you're the best magazine advice give me your hot white cum give me your hot white cum give me your hot white cum -Liz Phair That song is fucking awesome. Did I mention I like to swallow? Oh, and just a tip for all of you meat eaters out there... vegetarian cum tastes the best. Speaking from experience. 040223 ... ofsuch in me. please? 040429 ... creamylicious yum 040730 ... girl_jane I'm on the pill, but he still pulls out. That's fine with me. I like it on my stomach or my back or swallowing. But-for about a week after my period, he cums inside. I love feeling him throb and pulse inside me. 041024 ... thunderbuck ram I learned very young that drinking lots of pineapple juice and coconut milk makes cum taste better for your girl, and lots of meat and salty foods makes it taste harsh and bitter. It certainly seems to have worked for me and it is great to be told you taste good. 041025 ... A.J. warm, sticky.... 041105 ... ass fucker cum yum in the tum 041202 ... briar can somebody tell me what it feels like for a guy to cum inside your vagina? 041212 ... ░ ░░░░░░ ░ ░░░░░░ 101005 what's it to you? who go blather from