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Splinken
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sometimes i make nice boys frown and grasp the air.
thats no way to spend a school year.
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alexis
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it broke and now im 6 monthes pregnate and the father of my baby wants nothing to do with me...dont let this happen to you...tears will fall
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baby satan
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nine!
nine in the box!
nine!
let's make some crafts with 'em!
nine of 'em!
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010720
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god in milwaukee
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numbah nine numbah nine
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010720
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petit potiron
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prophylactic.
Made from latex, thus further euphimized as a "rubber"
Not to be confused with an eraser, which can also be called a rubber.
Condoms make better water balloons than erasers.
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ClairE
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Hard to manuever in the dark.
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011219
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lady lunchbox
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we don't use them
you'd think i would've learned
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020216
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littleidiot
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uncovered artifact after epic struggle through the cold...strange location sparking truth and memory.
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021214
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may I live like you
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All I want is the condom in the toilet, and a hand on my shoulder telling me I'll be ok.
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030616
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the condom broke
and he didn't tell me
but i can smell the
mixed juices
this morning.
nothing to do but wait,
and contemplate the ways
i will damage him
if it went bad
or worse.
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031210
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important
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! Morning after pill! Go! Now!
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031210
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no money until friday.
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031210
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question...
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But can't the morning after pill actually be useful up to 72 hours after...?
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031210
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angry and scared
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the timing will be tricky.
no car and no credit card may present a problem,
and this might involve calling in several favors.
thankyou for the pokings.
i'm still going to mutilate the sonofabitch.
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souless wanderer
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an orange one in my wallet.
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031211
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calming down a bit
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a million flaming hoops to jump through... my mother was not pleased about me needing her credit card for a phone consultation, but it wasn't so much directed at me... she wants me to take the money out of his hide as well... but a million flaming hoops, an hour on someone else's cell_phone, and quite a few tears later, i have a precription waiting for me tomorrow... this will likely sour me on sex for a while... possibly a good thing... but the anger... i will be calling upon my protectorate to help me take $45 worth of meat from this boy's bones... and still fretting until i can go in and get tested for the other possibilities... the fact that he wanted to go at it before i could grab one makes me that much more paranoid... i swear to christ i will hurt this boy very very badly...but it'll all be okay in the end... i'll have myself convinced soon... it'll all be okay... sheeit... it'll all be okay...
and wallets are a bad place for condoms if you keep it on you... body heat will break down latex... a jacket pocket is a little better... or changing it out on a regular basis...
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condom mans sidekick
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The greatest super-hero of them all......
CONDOM MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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040527
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you know me and dont know me
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in the bandaid box, in plain sight. They're safe, until someone gets a cut and finds all my condoms.
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040528
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ely
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i love high school kids who think that condoms only prevent pregnancies and that STD's arent real and that their partner CANT and doesnt have one
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bukkake master
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or faggets that think they don't need em, cuz they don't get pregnant anyway
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060107
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bukkake master
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or faggets that think they don't need em, cuz they don't get pregnant anyway
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060107
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bukkake master
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or faggets that think they don't need em, cuz they don't get pregnant anyway
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060107
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
from
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