credit
typhoid
i
saw
her
giggle
and
place
her
arms
around
him
.
i
smiled
.
i
frowned.
why
do
i
always
want
to
take
credit
for
what
she
does
?
000102
...
old hick
"
Hello
,
sir
.
Did
you
know
that
you
could
already
qualify
for
a
Discover
card
?"
"
I'm
sorry
but
I'm
not
really
interested
"
"
With
the
Discover
card
you
can
get
cash
back
bonuses.
Aren't
you
interested
in
getting
more
money
?"
"
No
."
"...
well
you
must
see
the
advantages
of
building
a
good
line
of
credit?"
"
Nah
...I
really
don't
like
credit.
I
much
rather
prefer
the
barter
system
."
"
The
barter syst-"
"-
you
know
,
I
give
you
a
pair
of
shoes
and
you
give
me
five
chickens
."
"
Yes
...well,
thank
you
.
Have
a
nice
day
..."
"
You
to
."
click
"
Asshole
."
000209
...
Aaron
right
on
!
i
still
couldn't
live
without
my
plastic
though
.
000811
...
blister
i'll
give
you
five
chickens
for
a
pair
of
shoes
.
good
ones
only
though
.
040911
...
Jen
good
chickens
,
or
good
shoes
?
040917
...
god
i
will
give
you
three
pfennigs
for
the
diseased concubine.
she
can
stay
in
the
loft
above
the
auto
garage
.
i
will
have
raoul
show
her
how
to
vulcanize
the
tires
for
my
fleet
of
dusenbergs.
040917
...
skyburst777
"credit
is
a
human
right
"
050610
...
nom
(muhammad yunus)
061013
...
the evaporator
spontaneously
combust
in
public
,
you
fermented
pile
of
spam
070802
...
pfive
im
partial
070803
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from