spam jennifer Once upon a time there was an old woman who said, "Click on the advertisement!" so then she realized that she was speaking to herself again, so she clicked on the advertisement herself. After clicking, a big axe came flying out of her printer and knocked her head right off of her frail, little body. There was something else...Oh yeah. Out of her neck, Fabio crawled, completely clothed, and screamed, "I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT URINE!" and detached one of his nipples and poured coffee out of his gigantic man-boobie. 991205 ... girl eeeewwwww! 000327 ... mutual of omaha heaps 001028 ... kronoman spam spam spam. humbug. --insert Ultima VI debug screen here-- foo. quux. bar. baz. 001201 ... Spam I Am I am Spam. Spam I Am. Would you eat, Green Eggs and Ham? 001201 ... datura spam spam spam spam spam spam spam... lovely spam! wonderful spam! lovely spam! 001202 ... god do you have anything to eat besides spam? 001202 ... kuunta......god dammit ya aint got no spam eat chitlens, shitlens gives ya white teeth and big bones. big smiles miss daisey. 001202 ... honky fertilized chicken zygote nesting in an anal cavity 001202 ... Quiggz I AM DARK ONE, LORD OF SPAM! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE MY POWERS OF LUNCHEON LOAF! BWAH HA HA HA! 010106 ... Agent008 it's like meat, but at the same time, it's like bread, so it is really bread-meat 010118 ... a place for my stuff "could be meat...could be cake... MEATCAKE!" 010118 ... chanaka spam spam spam spam spam SPAMMITY SPAAAAAAM *sung by fish with the heads of the monty python crew* 010118 ... unhinged how about champ? it's the generic version of spam....there is a generic version of spam. that's pretty damn gross. 010118 ... misstree potted meat product. 010119 ... me it's called TREET 010119 ... moonshine I can remeber quite fondly of Spam day at the North Carolina state fair. 010119 ... moonshine Its a horrible meat collaboration of death. Fear the spam. 010120 ... Thyartshallshant Yet another thing I think it would be fun to have sex with. 010120 ... unhinged no it's called champ we bought a can of it at the dollar store 010315 ... mmm the food of gods, not my gods but somebody's gods i'm sure 010324 ... Chrity go to: i_have_words 010409 ... you are annoying STOP WITH THE FUCKING I_HAVE_WORDS CRAP!!! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!!! 010409 ... Teddybear perhaps there was an age where people could only dream of spam. where visions of the meaty substance was only an illusion in the mind. In that age ever existed, I weep for them 010409 ... lost poor people who never had spam. 010425 ... togart monty_python sang of it 010710 ... Skalar it's pink, it's oval, It's made in Chernobyl, 010831 ... some dumbass its not the crap you get from E-Mails.... its the stuff from the can with the goo on bottom.... Sheep, dog not dawg dawg=for brainwashed retards 011026 ... Toxic_Kisses Spam=scary esp. if it ever made its way to blather Just the very thought of it *shivers* 020308 ... misstree grows hungrier... gwyllynne made a spam casserole once.. involved doritoes, velveeta, and a few other hyper-processed food products... it was incredible. that was how i lost my spam virginity. 020309 ... minnesota_chris misstree, will you be my spam tramp? Spam is nice sliced and grilled. Very salty but has a nice flavor. 020310 ... angie is made in Minnesota. I heard a very creative Haiku poem about spam it is as follows: Pink, beefy temptress I can no longer remain Vegetarian. I have no idea who wrote that...but it is quite funny. 020601 ... Casey I so want to go to the museum. My friend and I were in Minnesota a few days ago and every sign we saw about it we just had to flick off because we couldn't go yet. One day we shall know the magic that is SPAM! 020703 ... cheer-up-emo-kid my ex-best friend was names pam. and everyone called her spam. SIGH. 020704 ... sharkieandgeorge Q: What the fuck is in SPAM anyway? A: Pork shoulder and ham, mostly. [ notice the "mostly" what's the rest made out of?? ] And spices. Secret spices. [ like ground up human remains? ] Q: I notice you offer several varieties of SPAM -- SPAM Lite, SPAM Smoke Flavored, SPAM Less Sodium, SPAM Oven Roasted Turkey and, of course, just plain SPAM. Which one's the most popular? A: What difference does it make? No matter how you cut it, or for that matter slice or dice it, it's the same shitty taste of SPAM. Q: I hear Koreans consider SPAM a delicacy. What the hell's up with that? A: If you've never had SPAM, you might feel the same way, not having vomitted all your internal organs after just a few bites of the stuff.. But on the other hand, if you're from a foreign country where the goodness of food is taken for granted, you might be fooled by the poorly-designed can of Spam. [ and it only cost $1 for the designer to pick the number of sesame seeds on the bun in the picture ] Q: What's the shelf life of a can of SPAM? A: We've never had to worry about that. Once the consumers buy that shit, we're not responsible for their use of our product. Frankly, we could care less. Q: I am amazed at the incredible number of ways SPAM can be prepared. What's the most unusual recipe you've ever heard of? A: The Green Midget Cafe, which you'll find in a Monty Python film, offered this tasty concoction: lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and a fried egg on top and SPAM. Q: Hey, I plan to do some travelling. Will I able to find SPAM wherever I go, or should I pack a case or two? A: It's always a good idea to have an extra can of SPAM around, in case the plane's engine decides to spontaneously combust, whereas an extra can of Spam could be handed to the poor old lady in the seat next to you, as to end her life more quickly. But by the way, it's a registered trademark in 101 countries, to which we pay 19 million dollars each year, infecting more and more civilians every day. [ http://www.spam.com ] 020704 ... TiffaLeigh is what i want... or something. 021109 ... Strideo spam combat . 021230 ... seriously =gibbyphd 030411 ... even more seriously =whiny shit-rakers 030411 ... christina agui-llama why is spam so hot? 030411 ... mostly daxle this won't ever stop 030411 ... spam and spam and spam and spam talk about hitting your target market. i just got a piece of spam email, trying to sell a viagra-like drug. after only one line of text and a small logo, the following was found (how did they know they were sending to a skite?): fireproofed analyzers dogmatician concurrent resolution blandishment extracurricular. algesiometer federalist frankest cardioid's what'd dingeys zinnia burnet moth coelomate fritts cutwal cinchonism volker whimsy basipodite contour curve couma distannic conciliators damans circumcises birri antimonopolistic frill's englishry contraponend doomage defenseless bast amblypodous vaticanus amphibolog cordwains adherent dizdar elasticise acorn chair banatite. electrocatalysis coral fern alguifou dedolomitized candleshine climbers cryptogenic balance beam abiogenist flensed forenoon burrobrush crassier bowhead wea dainty-mouthed binationalism walls asters diurnally carcanetted effume. adhesive's concertise cerebromalacia atrocitys alternate angles ensculpture force feeding attorneys acids exalts blink beer fetishry basiclined extremities degaussed dearworthiness downbeat chromeplating flatted accommodates bumbled demiking deplume eleolite disacknowledgements chalk burner earth tilting dyskinesia churchliness edeodynia collaborationist vaughan's causations exceed forerider crossshaped estuaries buzzwig antherogenous cryptozoite fec boiler tenter collying conspirations. can capper flag flower. contact making cakravartin archesporia cruive electricalise county's barytine antipathogene autogiro. breech sight antiliturgical blackouts upsetting empurpled blithesome. derrick floorman angletouch color index ennuy. flippant frousiest wace adumbration croaker brewhouse cross-bench bower agger bell moth board scale anchorage's balloonfishes bulkheaded zeitz . consistent few-celled factionally eburnification birdwoman bishop stool cholerine. eristics cellarages dietzeite broadcrested caching creekstuff cloudiness coronally asceticisms aquamarine's bacchanalianism azulejo fran tireur axillaries ambulation azonium cercele accersitor abysmal boroughmonger allergists definitude cornetcies bullition duck ring asiarch collision 040215 ... minnesota_chris I like estuaries, and birdwoman. And blandishment. I wonder what it means? 040215 ... minnesota_chris keep thee thy blandishment, thou surly knave! 040215 ... spam and spam and spam and spam and then today in my inbox: from : Ofebi Tchgdizr [either quality skite name, or a character from Asimov's Foundation series] and the subject line: Itnreopaliton. tru dat, indeed 040323 ... X easy target X good stuff. 040324 ... spam and spam and spam and spam today, i got a spam email from: Sickling I. Futility. and just to assist his entry into the pantheon of GREAT CITIZENS OF SCAHU ... sickling_i_futility [there are, of course, all those rumors about sickling and yopur.] 040406 ... . test 040406 ... ethereal "I'm have the spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam and spam." "I'm sorry sir we're out of the baked beans." "Alright then. I'll have the spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and spam." (silently misses Mr. Smith, aka Smithy's, rendition *tear*) 040406 ... little wonder my current house, or one of them, is aproximately 12 minutes away from the spam museum. i have yet to visit this world wonder. 040406 ... .. another test 040407 ... test tewst weortisdlkf shit fuck piss 040407 ... testing sadflkjasdflksadf test test test 040407 ... spam and spam and spam and spam here's today's wonderful blather-like spam i found in my hotmail account: "spleenish ailuropoda thalassoma hawkeyed annoyed fizzy relive topknot fred timalia jeopard diluent ," [then a bunch of stuff about really cheap software, then...] "Hopefully my little tips help you out hospitable empta eclectic wampanoag hexane stketcher club scrubbed coroner gelatin . brandi whereabout qindarka focused mensch . ubiety randan gangue diving unbidden songstress simulated abstractor spotlight bracteate censoring interplay . lope executant emend scyphozoan jager ossiferous unbalanced engird nozzle junius vaccinate . epingles pasquinade peerless enamor vilely unifoliate noisemaker platalea pythium . dinoceras chamois puckish canella innumerate gums balsamic artist habe nuke swerve woodpile polemic . eigner ditto tenus gyratory bella afire tentacled ." i love this shit!!!! woodpile fuckin' polemic—oh yeah! 040418 ... SA what's with kx21...hmmm.??? 040609 ... kx21 must die coalition wisemen_think_alike!!! 040609 ... spam and spam and spam and spam today's email came from Confucians I. Telegraph this guy sounds more like a hapssljian than a scahuan, but people change. 041230 ... Eleventyus_the_Eleventyeth News Headlines Pastor Gets Unwelcome Supply of Viagra Moss Checks Into Rehab Sharon Osbournes Road Rage At Ozzy Lawmaker Balks at Funeral Parlors at Malls Loves Mean Mama Eleventyus_the_Eleventyeth poee 051012 ... Evilair http://www.spam.com/assets/hp/susansturkey.gif 051203 ... mockingbird this made me laugh (out loud, even): Oh, its Sexual med. offer Again! You always ignore that messages, but it can change your LIFE. Can You provide high-quality SEX for your partner?? Can You imagine? The CHANGE of LIFE for as low as $1.56. Show the True Love to your partner! This solution will bring You UP in her eyes, Your order will be PRIVATE and NOBODY will know your SECRETS. It can make You a legend in her own mind!! You can just try! Tada! Solution: (some link) 060516 ... Soma is becoming a problem. makes me sad. i feel violated, when i see all of the spam on blather. i'd like to polish it away. 060920 ... devilbunny -Egg and bacon -Egg, sausage and bacon -Egg and spam -Egg, bacon and spam -Egg, bacon, sausage and spam -Spam, bacon, sausage and spam -Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam -Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam -Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam -Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam -Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce served in the Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg and spam 061110 ... defkon1 what's the use of spam? i gets ignores anyway 070605 ... defkon1 it* 070605 ... csa saaddddddddddddddd 070605 ... I I Spam..., therefore Exist... 120529 ... I I Spam..., therefore Exist... 120529 ... ?x Crap... 120530 ... Risen Anyone else think there's some blather spam coming up in recent blathes? 170118 what's it to you? who go blather from