sodium
The Schleiffen Man
i
amthe sodium
king
.
i
take
my
throne
next
to
MollyGoLightly.
today
i
consumed
5000 milligrams
of
sodium
during
lunch
alone
(
thanks
to
the
2
cans
of
Armour
chili
).
all
of
you
should
bow
before
me
000518
...
yummychuckle
ok
.
*bowing
before
him
*
i
mean
,
it
sounds
like
reasonable
command
.
010602
...
nocturnal
I
personally
like
to
add
NaCl
to
just
about
everything
I
eat
.
010602
...
unhinged
my
friend
got
bouts
of
dizziness
and
the
doctor
told
her
she
had
low
blood
pressure
and
she
needed
more
sodium
in
her
diet
.
he
told
her
to
eat
a
pickle
a
day
.
that's
a
new
one
.
i
always
thought
we
were
supposed
to
be
eating
apples
.
010602
...
freakizh
sodium?
nah
,
aspartame
is
good
.
diet
coke
says
so
.
010723
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from