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splinken No New Messages.

assholes.
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ducky Sometimes no news is good news, I think.

But when you are waiting for a boy to call, I think then it's bad news.

That's when you have to take matters into your own hands.
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silentbob whats taking so long 001129
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chanaka checking every 4.8 seconds
sweaty palms
did i GET anything? does anyone love me??

oh
forwards
bastards
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sketchia is it just me, or is hotmail looking different today? 010719
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Sol I hate hotmail, I always use my home email, I only have Hotmail for messenger and i get spam all the time, i hate it, fucking corporate gasbags, you think that because you send me mail i will be any more inclined to purchase your bizzarre and useless items? no i dont want to play internet soccer (soccer?) I dont want an internet horoscope cast, I sont want all my debt problems sorted out by YOU I dont want a free camera with every ten computers, I dont want to know about how you have updated your costomer service so now i can waste my funds with out even moving my fattening behind to get my wallet, I dont want your advice on homebuying i dont want your cheap trips to los angeles I dont want you to send me disturbing pictures of animals having unpleseant things done to them, keep your requests for my old car in part exchange, your auctions where useless crap is offloaded onto an unsuspecting audience, you brand new way to seduce women, your tried and tested way of making freinds, your super effecient air freshener based on nasa technology, your free stuff, your ways to make endless money by joining you guarantees to make money with no effort, your free 100 prints with every 1000 batch order, your half price perfumes, your way to learn spanish in a night, your lessons in how to draw like leonardo da vinci. But does it end??? NO, still i unsubscribe and send complaints and insult, but to no avail. I had to change my mail, fuckers. 010719
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sketchia yes, but that didn't answer my question. 010719
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Aimee I love the new makeover it got... very jazzy... I personally like hotmail... i rarely get spam (because of filters) and it's just so easy to use... low maintenance.. perfect. 010719
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pynk I don't understand what so many people find so offensive about it. 010719
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pynk I don't understand what so many people find so offensive about it. 010719
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forever I hate the new look. i think it is discusting and nasty 010720
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Syrope they deleted my account cause i hadn't logged in for so long. i just used it as storage, see? so all those surveys, all those messages from you that i found so touching and heartfelt, those snatches of conversation sent to me by inside sources...gone. the email that first told me how unhappy you were (god i remember thinking it was odd that you structured it so formally. were you hoping it was the last contact you'd have with me?), the emails you sent when i wasn't around for a few days - not admitting you missed me, but being forced-playful and -cheerful in a way that made me realize that maybe you did.
no matter how old those emails were, i felt exactly the way upon rereading them over and over that i felt when i first received them.

now they're gone forever.

i'm relieved, in a sick, twisted kind of way
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