plain
h8r
when
i
was
a
little
kid
.
i
would
tell
this
joke
.
it
went
somewhat
like
this
.
"
What
kind
of
M
&M's
does
Tatu
(sp.)
like
?" - "
THE
PLAIN!
THE
PLAIN!"
my
parents
and
all
of
the
adults
would
laugh
their
asses
off
.
but
that's
because
fantasy
island
was
good
.
real
good
.
a
heck
of
a
lot
better
than
that
damned
isle
of
mtv
.
bastard
s
990902
...
jared_d
...primary residence
of
the
rain
in
Spain
.
990923
...
David
The
curse
of
toast
and
begals.
The
best
kind
jacket
cover
.
The
home
where
maniacs
live
.
The
only
clean
shirt
.
The
last
doughnut.
The
most
revolting
chair
in
you
home
.
The
only
kitten
left
in
the
basket
.
The
girls
in
Jr.High
who
weren't
sluts
.
The
worst
insult
.
990923
...
unhinged
i
don't
like
anything
plain...bagels,
boys
,
cats
,
granola
bars
....the
list
could
go
on
for
years
...
the
only
thing
i
like
plain
are
my
melodies...the plainer
the
melody
the
more
of
me
that
i
can
stick
in
it
001215
...
bum bum olivia
i
think
i'm
too
plain
sometimes
.
i
flip
through
all
the
catalogues
i
get
in
the
mail
and
see
girls
in
bright
colorful leggings
with
layers
and
ruffles
and
ponchos
and
big
hair
and
eye
makeup
that
reaches
to
their
foreheads
and
wonder
if
i
should
start
dressing
like
that
.
but
can
i
be
that
?
nah
.
i'm
just
a
pretty
plain
girl
.
040813
...
start_here
cross
the
plain
you
are
no
more
plain
orindinary
unremarkable
and
untrue
cross
the
plain
you
are
you
and
i
am
me
040814
...
kookaburra
plain...
what
are
the
ordinary
people
hiding
?
they're
interesting
,
in
their
own
way
at
least
to
me
040904
...
Strideo
everyone
is
weird
once
you
get
to
know
them
.
...
040911
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from