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chicken
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loner
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"Boc Boc." Mwahahahahaha.
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Why is it that everything tastes like chicken? Take pussy for example...It tastes just like chicken...except for certain times of the month when it tastes like fish. Eck!!
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camille
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foulplay
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meggie
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sesame chicken enjoys being roasted, as toast in a toaster enjoys to be toasted, the butter you see, is only a mask, for the chicken may cluck, but the toaster has gas
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caldwell
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poultry bird
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birdmad
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I still laugh when i think about Tiffiney and the time we were sitting at a little outdoor cafe in San Diego and the maniacal glee with which she uttered the word "Chickennnn!!!!" at the little bird that landed at our table trying to steal bread scraps
and the little black bird who followed: "Gothic Chickennnn!!!"
Now that I think about it, that girl from the Dixie Chicks looks a lot like her
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Chicken your the one for me
Chicken your the one FOR me.
Ckicken your the one for me.
Chicken!!!
Everybody needs a little
HEY! HEY!
KFC
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cheeze
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"what are ya!!!! chicken" why do people refer to others as poultry. what is the point
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Tybay
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ancient art of making fun of grade schoolers
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oh pee um
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a great way to get infected with salmonella or even campylobacter pylori.
and stay away from eggs too ! it spreads through the shell !!!
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Tybay
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damn those gigantic cells of doom
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velvet spasm
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http://404.jodi.org/bcd/
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Gillian
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sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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nocturnal
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DAMNIT! are you absolutely sure about that?
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Aimee
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most likely, all it's gonna do is make sitting really uncomfortable for a few days....
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I work at KFC, and currently I feel (and likely smell) like a big pile of chicken
newfound pickup line:
I smell like chicken-- would you like to smell like chicken too?
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I don't like KFC. I ate it last night, and it made me sick. Then as I sat in a chair feeling sick I flash backed to 3 months ago, the last time i ate it. I remember it made me sick then too. So then I kicked myself and i threw up.
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Persona
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again, I spew forth sympathy and caring.
I, too, hate chicken. I quit my job today.
I've found another in which I get paid 6 bucks an hour to sit on my ass and chainsmoke.
Fuck you chicken! BGAWK!
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Casey
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Hahaha...good for you Persona. I used to work at a taco place. It sucked and i quit. And if i offened you with the on the spot sprinkler thing, sorry. And smoking will kill you
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cancer come and get me, I dare you!
it's hard not to smoke when you work in a drive thru smoke shop
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Casey
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Those exist? So what do you do at work. Sit there, smoke, then people drive up to a window and order cigarettes?
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Persona
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I get bored only when I'm around other and not doing anything
by myself: I can sit, stare, and have a ball
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Allie
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tastes just like chicken! but what does chicken taste just like?
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baby satan
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burnt squeegee fragments.
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paste!
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i once washed my car with the ass of a fetus.
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baby satan
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i once played hackysack with a crusty fetus. those things really are quite adaptable.
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paste!
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i used to do that too! i'd play with my food. although "eat the fetus" was less a game and more of a meal.
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There is a chicken flavor hidden in Man...
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god
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who are you that is so wise in the ways fo science??
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KFC may be good....but it makes me sick. Either its too greasy...or my gallbladder is shot. Wait, nm...The answer is...Its too greasy.
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Chickens turn up in a lot of mondegreens. "She's got a chciken to ride..." "don't lean on me man, cos I ain't that kind of chicken.." "you don't need a chicken to ride with me, I'm free,yeah!"
My friend Kether has a whole sketch about a chicken. or to be precise The Chicken. Kind of like The Crow. It's the spirit guide of his martial artist charactar, No Wei.
http://ledbeatle.diaryland.com
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it annoys me how people are about chicken around here. if i ever say, "Oh, no thanks, i don't like chicken" i get fucking ostracised from everyone. it's like unamerican or something.
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pralines&cream
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you don't like chicken? Fuck you!
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baked strips with tomato and herbed olive oil, you lay the tomato strips over the top after you've brushed the oil on to keepo the pieces moist
a good lemon/garlic/white wine marinade also helps
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silentbob
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pralines and scream:
you're joking right?
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pralines&cream
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bobby,
I didn't think you'd have to ask. :)
(yes, that was a joke)
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velvetdesire
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today
my mommy bought me
fake chicken nuggets
made from soy
they're very yummy
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silentbob
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;)
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"this piece o chicken is HUGE!"
--- some cutie
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birdmad
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if it wasn't crossing the road, i would likely be choking the sonofabitch
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Dark Helmet
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What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN???
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shorlove
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and egg. And everyone has IT. No Room for denialz.
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Dirty BIRd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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once again
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There's another chicken. Carzy chicken world
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Nothing tastes like chicken except chicken so people who tell you something tastes like chicken that isn't chicken, you should tell them to shut the hell up or at least come up with something more original to say. Chickens aren't yellow(ducks are yellow), so if you call someone a chicken, it really doesn't make any sense, you should be calling them a duck. Chickens are cool by the way, they run around and sometimes if you get too close to them, they peck at you with their beaks and it kind of hurts. And to end my thing about chickens, they taste good after you kill them and cook them.
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why dose everyone say o that taste like chicken o that taste like chicken ive triend some of the things people say taste like chicken and you know what it taste like SHIT
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so I guess shit tastes like chicken?
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oddgodd2
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Buck buck buck.
I am the chicken.
Buck buck buck.
Obey me.
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bork
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well...everything tastes like chicken in the end. and chicken...tastes good
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well, I don’t know the real reason why but somehow i always start laughing when i hear this word, it just sounds so funny in most languages … chicken, pollo, kip, poulet öûïëåíîê hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! man, sometimes i think i’m just a freaking lunatic, but isn’t it funny??
no, really, isn’t?
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h5n1
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China reports its seventh avian flu case
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olive
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i just ate chicken salad.
i like chicken.
you can make salad.
sandwiches.
whatever.
chickens can even be friends
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but one of the baby chickens i saw, was a different colour from the other baby chickens, it wasn't light yellow creamy colour like the rest - it was a moth colour. Nobody liked it, not even the Mummy chicken, it won't even get fat to eat, we will have to adopt it, we could die it bright pink, maybe then the butterflies will like it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkuohLV2u0k
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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