food petey if it weren't for diversity on the web my garden wouldn't have such a crazy array of weeds 980916 ... isabel food = my enemy. 990531 ... twocents Isabel, I hope you can befriend your enemy because food is so delicious and nutritious and necessary! 990610 ... Zed Can I have those french fries if you're not going to eat them? 990611 ... donaldson i'm going to eat them 990611 ... David Do you remember the food chain? Remember kiddies, you too will become a hamburger in time. Eat wisely. 990923 ... Doc The thing you eat when you are hungry 991015 ... jennifer as I was scrounging around my fridge the other day, I was really craving some cube steak with noodles (a family favourite of mine) but, instead, I made myself spaghettios. Because I didn't want to wait very long to eat, and because I didn't want a committment to the food (if I lost interest while making it, I would have to eat it anyway). And I mused to myself about love. and I wondered aloud if Mark is my spaghettios. If I "love" him because I am too lazy or too afraid to make a real committment. If I go for him because he is convenient and quick and no real relationship. If I'm too afraid of losing interest in real love, that I use things that are quick, painless, and non-committal. 991218 ... andrea lately the smell of anything edible makes me extremely nauseous i'm not sure what is making my stomach think the way it is hunger isn't touching me what's going on? 991219 ... Biddy Baloney i know my favorite restaurant is "Hiney's." Because they have parking in the rear, butt, the food stinks. 000121 ... erin the psycho jipsy peanut butter and spaghetti sauce tampons and a feather boa 000128 ... camille to a hungry spirit the foodless scent is food 000128 ... Shar Nutella. Orange Juice. Froot Loops. Toblerone. Rice. More rice. Broccoli Omelets. How my mommy says she loves me. 000208 ... amy does me good... for a little while. it has to be slightly more nourishing than hot dog buns, however. the doc says that everybody goes through periods of utter exhaustion... i know, but why? 000229 ... valis oughta be a scale seeing that what you toss don't outweigh what you eat 000304 ... fairydust what is the last link in the food chain? why i am, of course. who would want to eat me? not even the atoms of the microscopic disease-that-cannot-be-cured, that feeds off of your life. and here is why, for the feet are clay, the clay of the artist, who in desperation, aispiring for greatness, in his search for the perfect arm, his failed attempts to mold it, found it, by cutting the arm off the boy who scoopes ice cream at the ice cream parlor. what to do with the rest of the remains? why, freeze them for later masterpeices, of course. the feet lead to the knees, that are kneeled upon, whenn a spell has started, on the carpet floor, and in the shower, when calling upon the devil for help, "fix it, fix it, fix it please!" who always comes with warmth,reassurance, and truth. these knees lead upwards to the vagina, a fish suffocating in the thick mud, on the off-beaten path, made by the local natives, who are being eaten alive, by their own fleas. on to the liver! what creature would want to eat this hole of a rat? upward to the heart! network of veins, hard thickned flesh, nothing more, except bored. and above, the head is tired, is tired of thinking, of feeling, of living, in a box with a human lock, and a purple door. down to the elbows, shaped like eggs, and eggs to this creature are only deformed, like eating an animal's un-fertilized reproductive glands. would you eat a human egg? down to the figers... the fingers are..fingers, just normal fingers. 000327 ... fairydust hmmm... 000331 ... silentbob the so called civilized countries are the only ones where we have diseises that deal with eating too much. we have too much food in america. i dont eat a lot of foods. what a greedy money grubbing mother fucker i am. i must smell bad too 000601 ... Zoe yeah but in america we also have deseases that deal with eating too less. fuji about 5 years had almost no outbrakes of anerexia or bulemia, then they bought some t.v. shows from the us like bay watch and melrose place. as a result they now have the fifth highest persentage of people with anerexia or bulemia. makes you feel all patriotic doesn't it? 000717 ... startfires i like food food is good i like food food taste good! 001005 ... tourist IN THE END IT`S ALL SHIT 001018 ... startfires i found out yesterday that on average it would take 2.5 acres of land to sustain my diet for one year. if everyone in the world had the same diet as i did the planet would have overpopulated itself ten years ago because it didn't have enough land to feed everyone. the population is speculated to double by the year 2035. we are going to run out of space. how old will you be in 2035? 001018 ... j_blue food is good, but oh so bad. apparently we know how many acres of land it takes, but how much ocean does it take to feed a person?? plus the beauty of transgenics will be applied to reduce the necessary space to sustain an individual... its kinda cool 001019 ... like rain. my gut is empty and protesting, but as long as i don't eat, it means that things have not changed. 010427 ... clearblaze like rain, u gotta change buddy 010428 ... like rain. empty for so long, and now it's a deluge... celery sticks and juice boxes and hash browns and bean salad and salt and vinegar chips and root beer and chocolate chip cookies and feeding strawberries to you in the back of my mind 010511 ... Tybay a escuela food is good 010511 ... me yummi 010721 ... Norm FUCKING DEADLY! FUCKING PIZZA! YES!!! 010907 ... notjim it's my job to feed everyone? when did it become my job to feed everyone? don't get me wrong, i'd be glad to feed everyone. just as soon as they clanging of church bells resonates no more in this confused man's (yes, man's) aching ears. when the praying stops, the feeding starts. and i will feed everyone. gladly. 010924 ... Jenna I have no control over it. Dammit. 011114 ... ClairE Funny how it makes everything better. Hungry Claire = rawr = outburst of bitter and lazy selfishness. Full Claire = comfortable = want_to_lay_with_you_for_hours. Tame as a dandelion. I'm_sorry. 020107 ... Mahayana: Zakah: dandelion pancakes are both visually pleasing as well as taste-T [great in salads as well] [[weed-flower]] [flower-weed] [[flower-flower]] 020107 ... layla its scary and i hate it. its evil! it should be a crime to eat it. gross, gross, gross! 020429 ... lali hehe 020527 ... phil the governemnt controls your taste buds. When you use a microwave, your food is not actually heated but instead the microwave studies the molecular structure of the object ( larger objects sometimes take longer) and a heated replica is teleported in it's place. The toothpaste you buy is regulated also, and if you stop using it, dog shit is placed in the food you are eating to dematerialize your teeth. You see our bodies have no natural defecincies, we are in essence perfect bodies, but what you don't know can hurt all of us. Stay informed, listen to your sofa. This has been a conspiracy theory update #4897490 over and out. 020530 ... ~gez~ my third favourite thing 020830 ... somebody i dont understand what sdgeg means 021014 ... pp i dont understand what sdgeg means 021014 ... you when i was walking down the street yesterday I noticed a restrant that hadn't been there before and I took a step back to look at it. 021121 ... you I was walking down the street yesterday and I noticed an restraunt that wasn't there before and I took a step back to lok at it. 021121 ... amy i hate you... i need you... i eat you... god damn fucking food. it hurts me. you make me hate me. i dont love you. i dont love me. it's not fair. my enemy is food. or my enemy is me. asdf 030215 ... IWishICouldEatDavid Someone really should say something like this to me: "The foods you are eating have no nutritional value." Mostly though, they just smile and nod a lot. 030220 ... minnesota_chris I say that to my roommate a lot. Some of my friends too. I say "Cheetos are NOT food." But I think my critical side isn't the reason I get invited to parties, so I try to keep quiet. 030220 ... phil seems so common place, but it is a powerful thing, food. I think I'm going to go have some right now. 030710 ... lovely attraction how does something so small haunt me so greatly? shadows on my walls of a person i never wished to be. i step into the light and gasp because it seems my shadow has run from me as well. i don't mind being alone. more time to think and breathe. i've never held this opinion before. solitude is not a disease, as a i once thought it was. but food is certainly a polution. i refuse to polute my body. please remove this burden from me. . . i'm starting to give under the pressure. such a simple thing. never created to harm, only to help. how did i turn this into my monster? 030829 ... liz i hate food. i eat one bite and i feel so guilty. i gain like 3 lbs. each meal. i wish i had the will to be anorexic. i admire people who can win against food. if anyone can give me advice, i'd really appreciate it. email me--sugarpye26@hotmail.com...thanks.. 031027 ... RoXXXie http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/spec.html 040110 ... gwyllynne gluttony 040110 ... lali im so hungryyyy 040119 ... MMmm Saucey Sweet Spicey Crunchy Soft Just Right 040123 ... Dimorph mmmmmmm fooooood 040207 ... zoe man. 'llow food. 040211 ... dr. gonzo why the hell is it that whenever you go on a diet all you can think about is food. i haven't eaten now for three days. and yet my stomach is still covered in all this fat that, whenever i see it, makes me want to cry. and you just know that if you tell anyone you know this, they'll just be all like- "shut up. stop being such a teenage drama queen." i don't have an eating disorder but sometimes i really wish i did becuase then i might be less fat. you get all of these skinny pretty girls telling you to eat when you know that the only times they eat is when they know there's a toilet nearby so they can go make themselves puke afterwards. 040211 ... aimee why do we have to eat this stuff to live? For people like me it makes life a misery, a battle, i have to say i hate it. I have this dream that in many years to come no one will have to worry about food and no one will ever be fat because,because there will be no food. when people are hungry all they will have to do is take a tastless pill , and thats where they'll get their energy. 040405 ... syniana food is the enemy, the cause of all my misery 040405 ... jolie laide You want an eating disorder? You admire anorexia? Try living through hell. Try staring at yourself at 75lbs, still thinking you're fat. Try feeling like you've binged, after eating half a biscuit, never going out in case of meals, putting sheets over your mirrors, feeling so fucking alone. You don't want this. Not even a little bit of it. 040615 ... hsgatincamail chores 040701 ... Syrope i told myself i have to eat before i go to bed but pushing the microwave buttons was a lot of effort. i settled for pushing the "add 30 seconds" a bunch of times instead of reaching for the higher, quicker, buttons then it was annoying that some of the corn was in the mashed potatoes, so i just finished dumping them all together & ate them like that i brought bread to sop in the gravy, but i accidentally ate it before i got to the gravy i wasn't even hungry 041015 ... whatever for thought? 050817 ... Piso Mojado better this than drugs better this than cutting better this than slow starvation better this than alcohol better this 050817 ... Piso Mojado there are worse addictions 050817 ... pete "full-blown aids can be delayed for a significant amount of time in the presence of nutritious foods..." massey lecture 051108 ... devilbunny I like ice cream. I like pie. 061110 ... krupt is better with a drink... 080128 ... 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