weed jennifer I often wondered if I could contact those "marijuana prevention lines" (you know, the 1-800 number they have you call if you see and marijuana growing in an area it's not supposed to, and they come and cut it down for you) and having the number changed to my personal line 991218 ... meli I've always wondered about that expression about children "growing like weeds." People say it as if it's a good thing. Do these people just let their weeds grow, or do they pull them up by the roots like I do? 000105 ... Q Hooray! Meli, what a magnificent insight! A weed, by definition, is an "undesirable" plant. What a terrible thing to imply that your own kid is "undesirable." Maybe your alleged partner, but never your kid. From now on I'm going to say my son is "growing like a flower." Just like his sisters, and of course hid dad, did when they were his age. Haha. Really, M, thanks again! 000106 ... dizzy damn, just light it, dot discuss it 000219 ... amorfus How could I not pay homage to it? the herb puller of strings inducer of silliness oh, Cannabis 000302 ... guitar_freak I learned many things from this wonderous herb. ~no they aren't after you~ ~water works wonders~ ~Golden Grahams Teddy Bears are the BEST munchies!!!~ 001013 ... psycho insomniac An Ode To Weed... Everythings so funny, but everything I say is dumb. With cotton-mouth and blood-shot eyes, one side of my body goes numb. Sitting here listening to music; with nothing on my mind, I start to drift to a far away place, loosing track of time. I look over to my buddy, who is just as high as I. He says "Maybe if I flap my arms, I can jump off this ledge and fly". What he said made me laugh, and I couldnt seem to stop. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt, and I thought I was going to pop. I took another hit from the bong, as my lungs filled with black smoke. It burned my throat and made my eyes water, then it made me choke. Next thing I knew my Dad barged in and screamed "What the fuck?!" This time I can't run from this mess... this time I am stuck. I sat there for a moment or two and tried to think of something to say. My dad stood there with fiery eyes, and I he wasnt going away. So I handed him the bong and held my breath, my hands trembling with fear. But then I saw his grin widen across his face, and he said "Hold on...I'll get the beer". 001205 ... ps] 7th paragraph, 4th line, typo. correction: and I knew he wasnt going away -sorry about that...too high to type :) 001205 ... psycho insomniac 7th paragraph, 4th line, typo. correction: and I knew he wasnt going away -sorry about that...too high to type :) 001205 ... psycho insomniac grrrr... getting flustered 001205 ... pat sajak jennifer - weed is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy 001208 ... guitar_freak I once asked a religous fanatic why god would put weed on the planet if he didn't want us to smoke it. The reply was that the devil did it. Nice excuse 001227 ... unhinged good stress relief i love the smell of marijuana smoke on clothes 010112 ... smokeroffineherbs it's weird, it makes you smarter yet at the same time it can make you stupid.... weed can really make you look at things differently. Sometimes you gotta love how everything can be so.... herbal 010123 ... jane it makes you smarter in the way that it makes you reconsider the world and what is around you. it makes you feel shitty when you realized that being numb to the world is a strong defense while you are in school. 010618 ... ChabbaMan Oh holy grass !!. A spliff a day keeps the MF docter away.. 010717 ... TERMINATOR WHO THA FUCK ARE YOU? 010801 ... Norman Tetrahydrocannabinol is my favourite part! 010825 ... Trent that shit fucks with me i'm too fucked up from that shit have you seen that chick? um the singer who tripped and fell coz she was stoned? that shit fucks with her mind too 010831 ... trent Man... I got searched by the cops once i was with my two friends we were stoned we had just finished off 8 grams all 3 of us and some FUCKING BITCH called the cops she came over and said are you boys smoking illegal substances again? and we said uh....nup coz we had had 2 grams each and she went off and the cops drove past when we were having a cigarette and so we bolted and we lost them and we were just heading up to the gap which is near the youth centre in mosman (man, mosman is such an etchy place to smoke) and before we got there (the cops always check the youth centre) some pigs in a paddywagon went by and they stopped and the said oy come over here and we said aw shit and he said wat were u doing over by the stairs? and we said um, just having a cigarette and he said we got a call from some lady who says you've been smoking a lot more than cigarettes and we all turned around and shoved our bud in our daks and they searched us and found a hose and a cone piece and one of my friends is on probation and the cops called him up that night and he got fucked but me they didn't find nothin on me coz i wouldn't let them touch my dick the faggots I sell oregano to 7th graders in little satties and i sprinkle half a cone on the top so it smells right i make $50 a day you should try it buy a tin of shredded oregano and put it in a baggie and then put in the pinsiest amount of bud and tell them it's a stick hahaha they are so gullible 010831 ... trent man... I talk too much I should quit weed quit while you're ahead fuck that I'm to stoned to quit man... I talk to much 010831 ... nemo ganja 010901 ... trent IF YOU DON'T GOT NOTHING TO SAY BUT "ganja", THEN FUCK OFF AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL! 010901 ... trent sorry about that i'm a little edgy at the moment i have smoked anything for 2 days now 010901 ... trent i mean i haven't 010907 ... unhinged i need it to keep my popularity need it so that he will touch me need it so my brain can be somewhat numb although my personality seems to be filtering through these days which is not a good thing 011013 ... trent Poo bum wee 011018 ... weed weed 011101 ... anti-social butterfly i miss it sooo much. didn't smoke it for over 2 months, and last night i wanted, needed it so badly. the desire was eating away at my sanity. i needed the weed. i need the weed. i need it to be happy. i need it to forget the bad things. i need it to clear my head. i need it to calm down. i need it for perspective. i wish that i wasn't addicted. i wish that i didn't need it. i wish that i wasn't a stoner. i wish i had more will power. but last night was my all-time second best high that i can think of. and it made me remember. i had forgotten how wonderful weed is. i love smeekin' weed. i miss you, weed! i can't get out of your grasp. 011101 ... ice my name is brandon, and i am a pothead. 011114 ... Dafremen Nice to meet you brandon, smoke any good weed lately? 011114 ... Phace. Weed is good in a glass. Weed is better drunk. Well, not really. None of that is true. But, i like to drink it. I like phace btter. 020102 ... scared barbie doll pot is good enough said but Anti-flag is the best punk band ever 020206 ... silentbob antiflag is a straight edge band 020206 ... UnKnOwN totally fuked up my life.....but i still dont regret smoking up...an i dont give a fuk bout wat ppl think cuz i dont live for ppl an i aint gona die for them..fuk the world the same way it fuks u .. 020322 ... good people weed is yummy. weed smells good. weed feels good. i wish i was stoned. i need pot. last week i smoked some "keef". i had never heard of it. turns out, is is pure thc crystals and white fibers in a furry ball. oh my god... tasty and mind-altering. i wish i was stoned. 020322 ... myplasticmind it makes me feel better, it makes me feel good, i like it. i want more...right now. 020829 ... daxle no they aren't bobby! look at the statement on their webpage... 020830 ... ~gez~ dont like this stuff people i know think they're hard because of it i never plan on touching it stay away 020830 ... silentbob something about like we're all straight edge except for one of us or something 020830 ... silentbob Karl Marx 6-MAR-2000 GOSSIP: I heard you guys are straight edge, but I just smoked a fatty with Justin. Also, I miss Andy Flag. What happened with that old chap? And is it true that his brother is the old drummer from Reagan Squad? RESPONSE TO GOSSIP: This gossip is True: Yes we are all straight edge except for our T-Shirt Guy The Bear. I think that if Justin really smoked a fatty with you he'd probably be dead from the smoke seeing as he's allergic to it. Andy (aka "the old chap") left some 5 years ago. Yes Andy's little brother was the original drummer for Reagan Squad (one of the bands on A-F Records) however, he didn't play on the Cd "The Golden Mile."(Pat) 020830 ... myplasticmind ur in a band? *is jealous* who who? what do u play? 020904 ... weedman im not as think as you drunk i am 030108 ... porno music producer why cant we just smoke? my music makes me high 030108 ... B0ngR1pPeR only difference is yall blow dro and we blow krypt, but there really aint no difference beacuse there both green and sticky, I dont mean to be picky, but jon, tell your boys from the eastside to put me down wit one of the those red bone who has a pretty face, thin waist, and thick thighs. 030108 ... lazysm0ker smoke weed everyday ....t0ke up 030108 ... bloodygutzmurphy weed is an internal membrane in my internal memeory system, with a release pressure valve, thc is released into my bloodstream therefore producing an intense comatose like state of mind, which sparks the acid battery, which is fed to the generator that transports me into another outer limit, my own time zone, left in a sea of clouds......... 030108 ... weed my brA1n fucking hhurts 030108 ... lazysm0ker what the fuck are you talkin about we gettin high... 030108 ... weed my brain hurting? 030108 ... lazysm0ker lets get high all day long smoke til we choke, cough till dont stop, a never ending cycle of t0kin up our cares away....lets just get high cuz we want, if we choose so,sm0ke our days puffin on js hittin the pipes and bongs,pack another bowl,fuck it, lets get more high. 030108 ... weed ~~~~~~~~~~coughs 030108 ... 420 weed is medicine for all, a stress reliever, pain inducer,so everyone enjoy. 030108 ... lazysm0ker oh shit we gettin high again......whats this the 356th time in one day of the 364 days thats left....we smoke our years away in just mere days.....we get high all the time, when we want,pass that shit here, lemme toke that shiat...... (inhales)........................ (exhales..).... *coughCOUGHCOUGhcough!!!$@&^!^#&** coff ..coff.....thats good shit....... 030108 ... 420 u wearin that cannabis cologne again? or still.... 030108 ... PETER TYTE LIKE HALLWAYS, SMOKED OUT ALWAYS I FRAGED LAZYSM0KER.....THEN HE GIBED.....AND GOT MY GUN DERTY... 030108 ... Fenix My seven-leaf clover. Is that why I'm so lucky? It's my everyday chrismas tree. That could explain the happiness. If only it didn't cost so damn much. 030223 ... Kottonmouth king Hell yeah the price is bad but the weed is good. All wars would end with all the world leaders sitting in a room and grabbing a hose of the hooka then everything would be alright. If weed were leagl it would help our economy big time. its already leagalized in Canada. 030430 ... FREAK Hell yeah the price is bad but the weed is good. All wars would end with all the world leaders sitting in a room and grabbing a hose of the hooka then everything would be alright. If weed were leagl it would help our economy big time. its already leagalized in Canada. 030430 ... Norm It's legal in Canada now? 030430 ... joda No, it isn't legal in Canada, unless you need it for medicinal purposes. And I wouldn't want it any other way. My dealer knows everythign about his fine, fine product, but is terrible at math. No way would I trade that for government issued shake that is taxed to death like cigarettes, and wouldn't get me half as high. Alcohol is legal, but where do you go when the the clock strikes three? A Bootlegger... Where would you go when your local pharmacy is closed? A Dealer. If weed were legal, dealing would still not be, so there's no point fixing something that isn't broken. 030430 ... FREAK It was published in high times that it was leagalized in canada. 030501 ... User24 it needs to be decriminalised, not legalised. 030501 ... Fungus The united states make so much money off of weed. I think that the government provide big-time drug dealers with weed. That's where they get so much money. The only reason it's illegal is so they can get more money if you are caught with their stuff. If you think about it, it helps out or economy. We buy so much food, eyedrops, etc. Also, when a country's economy is in trouble, people will begin to move to a better place. They try to legalize it so more people will move there and buy the pot. It just makes sense. Why do you think Las Vegas tried it? If it was legalized there, so many stoners would lose their money. I think the only why to legalize weed is if we all start growing our own. I was very stoned when I came to this conclusion, but wouldn't be cool if I were right? 030504 ... Kottonmouth kings Hell yeah we buy shit loads of food after beeing stoned. The only reason the government makes it illeagl is because they dont want it and they arnt getting a profit off of it. If it were leagalized u would have to pay fucking taxs on all weed products. Im going to a Kottonmouth Kings concert this friday hell yeah 030507 ... lo it fucked all my friends up. me too. we smoked too much all day all the damn fucking time. it was alot of fun. it just became a thing and really that was all there was in our lives. pretty pathetic. two of us dropped out of school, one got left back, one went scitzophernic, two of us were having anxiety attcks and were fucked up depressed. so i quit. the other three went on thier merry ways. then years later one went to rehab. then more years later the same one finaly quit cuz it started getting to him and he would die from heart complications if he didn't (the heart thing having nothing to do with smokeing mind you he just couldn't have smoke anywhere near him) the a second of my friends went scitzophrenic. it's fucking scary and really fucking sad. they will never achieve the things they could have before. sometimes when you look them in the eyes it's like there is no soul there at all. after i knew three former or present potehads who had scitzophrenia i had a feeling the long term abuse triggered it. i thought this for years. now they're actually looking into it. supposedly it won't CAUSE it but if there is a weakness in your brain it will break it. not everyone will go scitzo. i didn't but i mean to know three scitzophrenics? that seems like a damn lot. and then there was one left. he wants to quit but can't. he says it's messing with him. making him feel like shit.they can't function at all independantly. but he keeps going spending god knows how much every week just for weed. his life is in tact. he has a job,friends. thats good but he still feels like shit and i know cuz he acts like a shit all the time now. yeah weed isn't addicting and it's totally harmless. if your a pothead you know better than that or will most likely. i used to think maybe it wasn't like this for everyone till everyone around me fell down. then the last one admitted that he felt like smoking was fucking him up in the head and now i have a hard time beliveing that it won't eventually mess you up. everyone in their own time. you just gotta experience it yourself i guess. 030507 ... no reason "there should be a limit on how much you can spin your head." 030524 ... ferret weed, a term once used for undersireable plant-life. usually growing in a garden or one's personal space. now used almost exclusively as a reference to drugs. i used to like the term weed, it could be used freely in public, the police hear the word "weed" they think "hey! drugs!, lets bust this fool for talking about drugs!" and uhh.... yeah. 030524 ... Fuck the police COPS SUCK ASS HOLE 030530 ... G5 fuck the police, fuck fuck lol weed rules man! I grow it in my attic :) 030930 ... karl the weed me! oh and by the way, the entire karl the WEED thing isnt the drug, its the "undesireable plant" 030930 ... karl the weed me! oh and by the way, the weed in karl the weed is the "undesireable plant" not the drug 030930 ... nomatter o v e r r a t e d 030930 ... rEz (M0) i smoked weed hardcore like that 1 guy i got anxiety attacks depression all that bs i still smoke weed the odd time now after i quit last xmas 2002 i smoked hash a lot 2 i was a mess and its now 2003 october and the effects are slowly lifting but ill never be the same when i was in my most hardcore times of smoking dope i would go through 1-2 ounces a week i dropped out and did that all day by myself or with whoever i could find or my friends stoners or friends i barely knew i got kicked out of my moms house live at my dads now im 17 my dad has a lock on his bedroom door cuz he doesnt trust me enuff feels ill jack him up or soem shit pisses me off i got a gf right now she wants to fuck on friday :D shes a virgin i dont fuckin want a gf right now so ima fuck her and chuck her haah peace 420 weed in moderation CANADA BC rep. "everything in moderation" 031014 ... shi shi of japan who needs the weed i need the weed do you? 031101 ... u2 my dad sells weed&crack!!! 031101 ... ~*~LaddY BuggZ~*~ trent is adeceptive weed head!lol 031101 ... ToastiePunk I wonder how weed came to be socially unacceptable. A guy sees a group of people laughing way too hard and wonders "Whatever made these idiots so damn happy? I must destroy it!" I hate Anti-drug commercials... where kids get run over by someone that's high.. or someone gets stoned instead of watching a kid so she drowns... These ads are a window into irresponsible behavior. It isn't weed's fault these fools have no intelligence! (well it might be, partially, heh heh) But you've got to have common sense! Kids drown and people get run over... whether people smoke weed or not it'll friggin' happen. Don't use unfortunate events to pimp your skewed perspectives on MY country, you elderly dirt-heap. 031209 ... u24 makes me cough, feel sick, and high. does one out of three make it worth it? we'll see. 031220 ... Loki a misundestood demon. Like many things, in the hands of an intellectual it is a gift. In the hands of the common man (most of you out there) it is a waste. It can expland your mind, liberate you, make you feel good. It's illegal because of you ass clowns. The bastard children of society. Some of you think your intellectuals (silent bob), some of you think your going to make it big, some of you are just idiots. Nonetheless, someone has to pick up my garbage. 040111 ... K-dizzle Ahh that good feeling of being high, makes all your troubles go away, makes you froget them, just want to go back, please!!!!!!!!! 040206 ... zoe don't smoke weed. i fucking hate weed. if you're gonna smoke, do it properly, smoke some proper brand-name bud. it's bare expensive but for what you get... well, lets just say its not fucking WEED. jesus. 040211 ... td You'll grow out of one of these days and say "what the fuck was I thinking?" 040212 ... misstree sometimes it's a crutch sometimes it's a reset button on a shitty headspace sometimes it's a way of talking to the godself sometimes it just makes my stomach unhappy sometimes it's a bonding experience two sides to this coin, aways and forever. i try to control the spin. 040212 ... aaron it is good for the mind and good for the soul i smoke a 20 sack a day you should all try it 040413 ... aida Weed... yeah... It altered my perception. I instantly fell in love with it. I smoked it daily. Just like everything else, it's gone now. Damn but I miss the weed. Not as much as the pcp, shrooms, acid, ecstasy, cocaine, oxycontin, etc etc. But weed was my baby. It's been too long. 040522 ... Da Pothead 4 life I love weed...thats my tru best-friend...any ladies wanna join our xxx-clusive club link-up....johnnyrossjr@hotmail.com 040920 ... empty takes me to a parallel world 040925 ... acidshank o weed. i love you. i love how you have changed me. i was so good. now im making up for it. its like i have a one track mind now. get high, get high. i love it. embrace me, i embraced you. i think it has. :) o yes. ill get high anytime. 041127 ... . 041129 ... fix 041129 ... kitten it is the key to righteousness. u with hold the beauty and love of this wonderfful entity. the colors collide in a mystical whim of delight to tickle the fantasies. lust and beloved desire come forth and giggles upon giggles. tastes of all kind create the movement and sound of the time. move forward my friend, and give to others to expand the mind. 050111 ... jjjj NEVER AGAIN SHALL I TRY THIS... O man...i had some and I just turned into this lonely guy... The only thing I had was Jesus (Though I'm Not a real Christian) I didnt even pay attention to this world... I though i might die... (probably a common feeling) 050825 ... jjjj its over 24 hours after and things still feel weird against my skin. 050825 ... jjjj its over 24 hours after and things still feel weird against my skin. 050825 ... jjjj is this normal? 050826 ... pete no... the zoning out is.. kinda.. depends what you're concentrating on.. tripping out, under most circumstances isn't, though there have been times (man i wish i didn't sound like a stoner at the moment...). paranoia is fairly common, getting lost in simple things, a level of tingling.. hightened yet dulled sensations, like when you're really sick... those are commonish.. for me at least maybe you had laced stuff? 050826 ... no reason it's happened to me before, when i had gotten really really high. so i wouldn't say it's abnormal, or at least unheard of. 050826 ... jjjj It was called bubblegum weed... (i believe that may mean it was laced with crack cocaine) also...the effexor i take (though only 60 mg) and the strattera i take couldnt have helped. 050827 ... twitchjjjj i just feel like part of the sex drugs and rock 'n roll legacy dies if i dont like drugs. 050828 ... Twitch then afain... sex and rock 'n roll isnt a bad alternative. 050828 ... Twitch then again... sex and rock 'n roll isnt a bad alternative. 050828 ... rikakire this place is like heaven. 051024 ... Joe weed is life 060428 ... jane wasn't i supposed to do something today? 060501 ... ivyducktwilightseto smoke a blunt, smoke a joint, light up the hooka, smoke another joint. I'm kind of glad I won't be hanging out with my weed man much anymore. but my brother will be coming home from college soon, and his 2 1/2 foot bong always looks just so appealing... and christ do I think about some fucked up shit when I'm high as hell. 060501 ... 0-0 so lovely 060707 ... emmi my johnson and johnsons shower gel smells like weed... isn't that inappropriate? people use this stuff on babies... then these babies will grow up and smell weed and think of home and mummy and hot baths. 060815 ... smally I am a grower of northern lights. It has already buded. I picked two big ass white crystalized strains and smoke just a timy bit in a bowl when it was finished drying up some. a tinny tiney little piece of a bud, I was high as shit i still have alot and im smokin some now. 060919 ... smally I am a grower of northern lights. It has already buded. I picked two big ass white crystalized strains and smoke just a timy bit in a bowl when it was finished drying up some. a tinny tiney little piece of a bud, I was high as shit i still have alot and im smokin some now. 060919 ... smally I am a grower of northern lights. It has already buded. I picked two big ass white crystalized strains and smoke just a timy bit in a bowl when it was finished drying up some. a tinny tiney little piece of a bud, I was high as shit i still have alot and im smokin some now. 060919 ... smally I am a grower of northern lights. It has already buded. I picked two big ass white crystalized strains and smoke just a timy bit in a bowl when it was finished drying up some. a tinny tiney little piece of a bud, I was high as shit i still have alot and im smokin some now. 060919 ... CT is the reason i am on this site in the first place..... what was i saying? oh yeah, im gonna go get some food... 070329 ... f weed, smoke, bifter... what ever you want to name... cause depression, anziety, panic attacks, you name it all metal disorders under the sun.. of corse the people addicted to it will fight against this point... until they realise their life is in tatters. i must stop smoking... de kuffuffle me and i will. i wish they would take them off the shelves that would really help me and everyone else addicted... someone told me that it is just as difficult to give up heroin... i wouldn't know... but i'm sure it is true. what a fucked up system... why are cigaretes legal and weed not... they are just as bad as each other. alcohol - if you can control yourself ... there is nothing wrong with a good pint or a good glass of wine.. but some people cant't control themselves 070329 ... Kasen got me some nice nugz for tonight! 070531 ... Gern Blandsten Legalize it. Don't criticize it. Legalize it, yeah. 070812 ... no reason no_reason, stop eating! if those were the three_words right now... i would whoa i don't even know. off to not go check. ..... !! 080522 ... what would i have done... nope. oh well. 080522 ... fghio fghio 101114 what's it to you? who go blather from