merry
amy
christmas
! xoxoxoxo
991225
...
velvet spasm
that's
when
el's '
shrooms
really
began
to
kick
in
.
he
spun
his
head
around
violently.
his
thick
rubbery
lips
flailed
like
soggy
tubesocks
tied
to
the
door
handle
of
a
'
79
volare.
a
single
drop
of
grease
escaped
from
his
mane
like
a
little
child
thrown
from
a
merry-go-round.
his
eyes
narrowed,
then
focused
on
a
cloaked
apparition
bearing
what
appeared
to
be
an
ancient
scroll
containing
terrible
mysteries
.
upon
the
scroll
was
a
single
slice
of
pizza
,
also
shedding
grease
.
elvis
lunged greedily
for
the
slice
.
the
apparition
dissolved
,
and
el
found
himself
plunging
into
an
abyss
.
el's
head
swam
as
he
backed
away
from
the
toilet
.
he
pulled
up
his
pants
,
and
half
-heartedly raised
his
zipper
.
his
hands
,
and
the
entire
bathroom
,
were
covered
with
shit
.
he
retched,
then
reeled
out
of
the
room
.
010419
...
John
Niiiiiiiiice.
010822
...
smurfus rex
is
her
favorite
hobbit.
031118
...
somebody
eat
,
drink
,
and
be
050402
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
