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jennifer
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Annie
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is quite possibly the worst entertainer ever. I will never buy Neutrogena soap again!
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dallas
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But Neutrogena soap is so nice! And Jennifer Love does have a nice middle name and she does fill out a tiny heart t-shirt with some sort of style all her own...
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daxle
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lost the war today
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OTK
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, i want you to pay close attention. This is QUITE important. You . . . no, I can't say it.
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leslie
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Neutrogena is yucky, clinical, and tested in a lab. I forget what font they use on their packaging, but someone said it's as clinical [looking]as the product inside.
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jennifer
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she licks her lips with a tenderness all her own
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purple tzar
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time for another tired dialogue.
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andrea
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i know a jennifer who likes rosie o'donnell, object of my affection, and kitties named xerox
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deb
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hogs the bed.. i kept rolling over into her last night hope i didn't wake her up too much
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andrea
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i remember when i talked to her mom about cartilege piercing. it's cool. not too long after that she got hers. neat huh?
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jennifer
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doesn't hog the bed, but has been known to breathe funny in the middle of the night.
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amy
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my take is that she *knows* she's beautiful, but doesn't always acknowledge that more importantly, she knows about it, and almost as important, that other people know about it too. laugh hearty, amiga.
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BoofPixie
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always wanted to crush on a girl named jennifer. i'd buy her chocolates and she'd let me eat a few...
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aaron
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I met a girl named jennifer in the summer of '99 from northern ontario.. she is the nicest person i have ever met. we talk still and i like her alot. i'm so glad that i met her.. she's amazing.
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daxle
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makes me jealous and therefore hateful of her
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MollyGoLightly
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blather-jennifer is rad
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birdmad
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yeah, she is.
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silentbob
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OO you are so amazing/great/cool/funny/amazing/neato-compleato/awesome/swank/So Not Bunk.
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kate
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jennifer, uncapitalized. she has dreams that make her wonder what i smell like, and i wonder if I should be thinking about her this much. but jennifer? she's fucking amazing.
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moonshine
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I definitely think she kicks ass
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The Schleiffen Man
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Jennifer is the cute girl who sits behind me in my Environmental science class. She sits next to Jennifer also. The Jennifer behind me smiles alot when I talk to her. Maybe I should offer her a friendly movie?
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jennifer a.
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call me jennifer. call me jen. call me: jenners, jenbo, jen & tonic, jenna, jennifer lorraine, jennski, jenn, jennifer the one i love... but don't call me jenni. ((i'm all grown up now))
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jennifer a.
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jennifer? oh. she's the one that likes chuck.
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claw
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has plagued me my entire life jennifer- the sister who knows me so well, the one that teased me about the girls I liked jennifer2- my first girlfriend, a bit psychotic. cheated on me after a year and a half. jennifer3- a girl i liked during college. She didn't feel the same. jennifer4- second "girlfriend". long distance that cost to much emotionally. jennifer5, 6, 7, 8, 9....- i'm sure they are out there waiting. I eagerly await them with open arms.
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god
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if the goats are any indication, she rocks!
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cynic - 011330
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from my experiences, bitchy daddy's girls, but there's nothing like a good bitch. a name i've accidentally panted whilst in the rut - luckily, i was the since-the-3rd-grade object of this girl's infatuation, so it all worked out well in the end, with hilarious results. jen (n.): a wet dream/pavlovian stimulus; a girl i've never screwed. god bless you all, my infatuation.
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JENNIFER
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What's wrong with capitols?
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JENNIFER
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THE A IS MISSING
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sweetheart of the song tra bong
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Jennifer Ever. The Jennifer in my life is a Jenny and will never be anything. She is all Gap all day every day, ribbons in her hair, high breathy laughs, pink cheeks. Jenny who wants to be going through a crisis right now. Jenny who competes with me. Jenny Jenny, skipping down the hall, singing "867-5309". Maybe tonight, someone will call.
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el fagtastico
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Jenny is a HOMOSEXUAL This video game is also HOMOSEXUAL Dijimon: gotta kill 'em all .
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Persona
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my name is jennifer. i say the word ten times, so it doesn't sound like mine anymore. Try it, and you can be someone else until you say that name ten times. who do YOU want to be? i want to be someone's jen jenny everything someone's something sweetly loving wanting more i am not me i want to be you i want to have your someone's something loving sweetly wanting more
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marjorie
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he calls himself jennifer ever. likes the smashing pumpkins. and he has some things to say. but nobody pays attention anyway. they're too busy becoming polygamists
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Aaron
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i knew this jeniffer.. she was a really cool chick... we used to party together.. i met her in this club.. i loved that club.. me and my ex had a wicked threesome with jen.. it was great.. then rinne got jelious.. so i stoped sleeping with jen.. and rinne stoped sleeping with jen.. and started hating jen.. well after rinne left me.. jen popped up in my life again.. she called me.. and like a week or so later we slept together.. it was great.. i really enjoied sex with her.. after a while we went out to a rave.. i spent about $500 that night.. we fucked after we got back from the party.. then after we got home.. she left.. next time i talked to her like a week later.. she said i was a bad influence.. and she couldn't see me anymore.. i told her i would get clean thats not a problem.. she didn't hear me i think.. . anyway. i never heard from her again.. i still miss her sometimes.. but thats long gone..
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piercedjenny
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its the name i wear to face the world. jennifer jen jenny they're all one in the same but mean different things to you. everyone has a story that involves a jen, some even have a story that involves me. jennifer's that i know kick ass and are extremely sexual. when i broke off my wedding i dated a jen, she was my ex-fiance's ex-girlfriend. it was fun to see the look on his face when he saw us together. we were fun together. eventually the sex stopped being enough and i decided enough with having a jen of my own, i'd rather be a jen to someone else.
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Tyr
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White Wave knees bent sitting still navel sandals of leather with bandaids picking up dog shit with surgical gloves breathing deep against a wall hanging from a rail ass so tight strung out smilling happy love
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peyton
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Jennifer was the cruelest cut of all. jennifer_anderson She let me love her, and then fucked her ex-boyfriend less when I was away for less than two weeks. She was so masterful at taking my heart, and filling the space with deceit. That was Jennifer, in her angelic beauty.
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cresentwhench
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I hate my name.
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MyFigureFemale
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Jennifer: i still think of the little girl i remember in ohio, playing the kidnapped princess with all the neighborhood kids trying to find me Jenn: still feels like a little girl, no longer a princess, just a grown up dyke wishing someone would find her
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smurfus rex
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jennifer love hewitt makes me shiver. especially in jeans and a baby t-shirt. i don't care what commercial she's in or what tv show she's in or what movie she's in, just as long as she's in it. jennifer aniston reminds me of my best girl-friend who i want to be my best girlfriend. and that was not meant to be reference to Friends. honest. jennifer connelly made me want to work for Target when she starred in Career Opportunities. and she also made me want to be a Hoggle when she made Labyrinth. And Beautiful Mind was good too.
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Glory Box
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I miss you like crazy and I love how well you keep, like canned beans you last forever even if all I do is move you around from shelf to shelf. I want to rush home and save your life from crumbling and I want to take your face in my hands and charm you asleep while I build the world solid before you wake up.
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jenny enny dots
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did you know that jennifer was once a popular name for boys? I never met a jennifer with a penis...
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white_wave
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so many jennifers that have been loved, hated, and all spectrums in between. you hear someone in the mall call out "jennifer!" and about a dozen people turn around. reading each interpretation of jennifer. it's like almost but not quite meeting your long lost twin.
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minnesota_chris
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your name is jennifer, white_wave! If only the other Jennifer, of the blathername niska, were here. You're sort of the anti-niska. is feeling perceptive
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minnesota_chris
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not that being the opposite of niska is bad, mind you. We need both sunshine and storm clouds in the blatherworld.
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white_wave
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am i the sun or clouds?
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minnesota_chris
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you are sunshiney, very very sunshiney, and sometimes people will complain about that. funshiney_test_page
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white_wave
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warm, smiley, and giggly me. that's me walking on sunshine and on water. the sunshine is real. the water is in my imagination since I sometimes fear drowning.
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farewell cadance
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dear jennifer, you are a nice name, why are you associated with so many terrible people? i love you and i hate you. But, bottom line, there are too many of you. i can no longer take you following me around where ever i go. Please stop breaking my heart and maybe we can continue being friends. yours, xo
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manny
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This is my lady
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Zoe
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my sister whom i have a love hate relationship with. jennifer is perhaps the most social person i know, i've never met anyone who did not like her. she is friendly, funny, and intelligent. she also is very immature, uses sex to get her way, and very hypicritical. i get so mad at her when i talk to her on the phone, but i get upset when she doesn't call. i feel like she'll never understand me, but i can't make any decisions without her imput. she's someone who i love to hate or hate to love.
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dipperwell
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If you are more than a pair of low-rider jeans and a thong, then this is the place to prove it.
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how_do_you_prove_your_existence ?
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dipperwell
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Hey, I never said anyone had to exist.
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dot dot dottie
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existence. such a cumbersome word.
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060205
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what's it to you?
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blather
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