white_wave Tyr Add the round fill your navel goats the sexton knows sex love together Twila's twirly Twat 011124 ... the experimental ascetic soy_milk 011124 ... Death of a Rose not exactly the most auspicious of blathes to mark the emergence of another blatherskite. . 040224 ... white_wave should i feel honored that my name came up when i have been on the hated listed list. and all should know that i am NOT named after the soy bean company. 040224 ... lab rat someone wants attention 040224 ... minnesota_chris so what's your story? 040224 ... white_wave_isnt_a_soybean fine so i do want to be in spotlight sometimes, but that little poem tyr wrote about me was just plain WEIRD. 040224 ... pipedream i agree. shoulda been an acapella rendering of rice rice baby. im sorry, i know my needle's stuck at the damn song but it was just FUNNY *sheepish smile* welcome to the blurple. *leaves jar of apple pie sparkles* 040224 ... minnesota_chris Check the date, it was written years ago. So what's your story? 040226 ... pipers sucking on pipe yezz, good point there chris ole bean! DO tell, wave of ivory! 040227 ... oldephebe saunters in kinda surly like but not in an oppressive or offensive surliness kinda way..just more like jaundiced..so yes jaundiced is what i'm trying to convey..oldephebe saunters in, eyes to slits of barely contained malaise..and yeah a really ponderous disaffection.. Sooooo..yeah uh..like chris said hey and umm what's your story...white wave soy gives me classroom clearing cloudbursts of methane..really.. 040227 ... white_wave what's my story? what's my line? what would you like to know? I'm not sure i'm deserving of something called ask_white_wave.... 040228 ... pipers grinning *watches oE trying to look jaundiced for a while before yelling 'hey, sexaaayyy!' and blowing him a kiss as oE promptly does the uncomfortable crab thing* 040228 ... oldephebe uh yeah..hey pd missed you *scitters away..panicked like* ('scitters away' pretty much makes the point of being arrested by angst so the whole 'panicked like' thing is superfluous and not so much the Funny..) ... YAY the donkey god lives!!! 040228 ... pipey skitters (sorry:D) hehe yay indeed for the donkey king...could we call him donkey kong and be cheesy? :D 040228 ... Messenger Buy That would be sacriligeous (sp?) and I would have to get donky boy to smite thee repeatedly on the head with those foamy finger things. Do not incure the holy wrath of the "Donky", and don't even think about Honky Donky. That'll get you ten years of braying at the moon. Remeber Holy Boys wisdom. If at first you don't succeed, give up. . 040312 ... minnesota_chris much more likeable than jenny_enny_dots, whom I told to die. hee hee DIE 040312 ... whitte_wave you stalked me on 100_facts_about_me or else how would you know? 040312 ... white_wave whitte_wave= white_wave intoxicated i didn't like me much as jenny enny dots either. that name is too frou_frou and doesn't really suit me anymore 040312 ... hyena yay! another example of my theory that most as_whothefuckever pages come up because people fish for them. thank you for helping prove my overwhelming intelligenge. 040313 ... hy er, ask_whothefuckever, slightly drunk. 040313 ... whitechocolatewalrus it wasn't that hard to figure out that you were jenny_enny_dots without looking at 100_facts_about_me you mention animals a lot and the vet that you work for you mention your 34 years of age you talk about how you want to leave blather a lot you talk about how you think you blathe too much probably other things as well yes. the end. i like white_wave most of the time, which is about as much as i can say for anyone, including myself. 040313 ... white_wave what can say? i save people the trouble of blatherstalking me, by talking alot, and being OVERLY HONEST. 040314 ... oldephebe overly honest is over rated... *assumes grim pose of disaffection of some teutonic/germanic philosopher and lapsed, interior that is..oh so interiorally lapsed cleric* 040314 ... minnesota_chris erm, actually you wrote it on some page or another. Welcome (from one thirtysomething to another) Eh, what was I going to write? mmmm... don't know. Dammit I'm getting old or something. Time to get some lunch OH YES. You're kinda paranoid, aren't you?!? 040314 ... white_wave Paranoid doesn't sound nearly as good as overly honest. It's always best to turn your flaws into positive assets. In which case, paranoid for me is being an actor on the blatherstage. Some people are watching. Some people are falling asleep. But they are all sitting in the audience. 040314 ... the repeater on 040306 .fallen wrote: it is so arousing, the images that certain people inspire ..... there is this one type of person that always make me picture them sucking cock while crying... in my mind's eye I see them gagging and crying....it is really quite beautiful 040314 ... diffident and stammering... h-h-h-h-h-hey! who-hoo-hooh-who pray tell are you referring to? 040314 ... .fallen oh come now, repeater .... don't go getting the .fallen involved in any unwarranted pissing matches ... it just isn't fun when it isn't worth it... tsk tsk ... leave me out of it 040314 ... hy repeater, now *that* is art. 040316 ... white_wave i am an emotional vampire. the world centers around me. i never matured past the age of 15 and i don't plan on it. i like creating my own psychodramas to live in. 040403 ... white_wave I was stuck in that circular room for hours trying to find the corner. 040403 ... white wave i am your emotional support. the world is telling me about you. i want my 15 year old to go to college and i plan for it. i like creating psychedelic visions of beauty to live in. 040403 ... white wave I was stuck in traffic for hours, and then i spend quite a while trying to find the Corner Cafe. 040403 ... white wave I am insecure and lack self confidence. 040403 ... white wave I confuse substance with fluff. 040403 ... white wave I write the most meaningful blathes filled with substance. 040403 ... white_wave I am smart, talented, beautiful, and well liked by the people i meet. And i kick some serious ass!!! 040403 ... white wave I am the greatest at everything, the more I write the greater the substance. 040403 ... white wave everybody likes me 040403 ... white wave proud of herself I am glad to be a urinal 040403 ... good bye and good riddance the real white wave is leaving blather now. so what will the imposter do now? crawl into your lonely little hole and be bored and unhappy. You are a really pathetic spammer. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. Come back when you have the balls to show who you really are. 040403 ... whitewave I am foolish and show it 040403 ... white wave maybe I should just leave blather forever and ever. 040403 ... ethereal I love you white wave. (THE white wave) I liked reading you when I knew it was you. If you are leaving, I hope you find somewhere equally as important to write. 040403 ... oldephebe Hey. 040403 ... white_wave I don't know why people pick on me. 040404 ... ambermoon Dont Go 040404 ... pipedream don't go...and 'i am an emotional vampire' is SUCH a cool sentence, whoever wrote it...spineless imposter or the original, sparkling ivory wave-girl herself. 040404 ... white wave goodnight is a more suitable transition. and like it or not, i will be coming back... 040404 ... minnesota_chris I came to the realization that the imposter shouldn't really matter. Blather isn't a chatroom, it's about writing. Blather would work just fine without any names at all. Did a Van Gogh painting become mindblowing and revolutionary when he signed his name to it? The solution to this is to do great writing, and let the princesses and sheep go their own way. 040404 ... oE hear hear! 040404 ... friend of white_wave i know white_wave very well. she told me that she is not leaving blather permanently. she just was shutting down her computer for the evening, and wanted her imposter to know that he/she could no longer irritate her. she never had any intention of leaving. her imposter just twisted her words around. 040404 ... minnesota_chris I thought white_wave lived in a shed in Montana, with a big sign saying "TRESSPASSRS WILL BE SHOTT!" 040405 what's it to you? who go blather from