donkey
burden Strum the bailalaika for all you are worth, my sweet child. Five hearts beat as one. 010717
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paste! fwd(last week on my alternate email account):

g'day,

donkey will seek revenge, uncover your secrets to the tree people. has chinese stars and electric blankets. it's advised you be cautious on Thursday only.

yers,
revenge_donkey

(paste! doesn't get frightened by inane threats like this, nor does he fear the third person.)
::does backflips through the kitchen::
010718
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jestification holy crap they scare the fuck out of me. when i was little they seemed so evil...
and she said she knows a boy who has a minature donkey...and he follows you around and hee-haws......
i think i'd faint.
011207
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unmanned blather donkeys fight back "
"The donkey is doing just fine," Mansoor told United Press International.

Suggestions that the donkey be released to see whether he would walk home - possibly leading to the mastermind behind the attacks - went unheeded by U.S. military at the scene.
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