soap zest use me. 020907 ... dial fuck off, zesty everyone, you gotta use ME 020907 ... irish spring but is_there_any_irish_in_YOU?!?! clearly you ought to use ME. 020907 ... irish spring oh, holymotherfuckingjesusgodidamnchristinawickerbasket, i fucked that up. should be: do_you_have_any_irish_in_you 020907 ... irish spring i also fucked up my little swearing string of a word. ah, maybe you ought not to use me 020907 ... tone watch your tone of voice! and goddamnit, use ME! 020907 ... dove but i am the best for your skin 020907 ... ivory fuck off, shitwad. i am 99% something or other. i can't remember, but uhhhhhhh........ 020907 ... neutrogena all of you suck. use me, i will clear you up good. 020907 ... lever 2000 but i clean all 2000 of your parts! 020907 ... a person i don't have 2000 parts 020907 ... lever 2000 well, um, SOME people do! uh, yeah! really, they do really. really. oh_shit 020907 ... lifeboy i blow all you other motherfuckers off the map 020907 ... coast i oughtta win. i smell fantastic 020907 ... all of the abovementioned soaps so do we, you fucker 020907 ... specialty soaps what about us? 020907 ... plain and simple you suck 020907 ... specialty soaps gee, thanks 020907 ... not plain and simple no problem whatsoever and a half. 020907 ... nivea eat me! 020907 ... oil of olay eat me too 020907 ... ivory it was all very simple back in the day. i was one of the few around. ho-hum. 020907 ... mystery soap aw shut the fuck up, ivory. all the sexy men use ME 020907 ... caress and the women use me 020907 ... mystery soap but not the sexy ones HHHHHHHHA! 020907 ... caress bite me 020907 ... tone watch your tones, soaps 020907 ... dove l_e_t____m_e____f_l_y 020907 ... dial dial my numbah, oh ye-haw! 020907 ... girl who says "this is funny as hell" this is funny as hell 020907 ... caustic industrial detergent other soaps may clean your skin once, but i make sure it never gets dirty again 020907 ... wildflower soap um... I smell mostly just like lavender, but I'm cheap and "all natural" and I don't dry daxle's skin out or leave weird residues (take that, dove!)... so I'm pretty sure I'm superior. Don't hurt me! 020908 ... a soap that wonders that is nice. what "brand" are you? 020908 ... mr. bubble have you all forgotten your sweet-smelling bubbly childhood?! 020908 ... mr. bubble have you all forgotten your sweet-smelling bubbly childhood?! 020908 ... red devil lye come on, you don't actually need skin now, do you? 020908 ... please kill me! 020908 ... ShnizelCheese You know you really love someone when that person becomes..... Your Soap. 030318 ... niska i don't understand it. i use jergins at home. i go to my friends' house and it lingers on my skin like i've never washed before in my life... the same soap, but it's so much better at their house... it smells so amazing, i think of you and your sqeaky clean badness... 030405 ... minnesota_chris I bought two chunks of natural soap (made from olive oil and essential oils!) and use that instead of the Suave on a rag that I usually use. And it makes my skin feel so good! Plus the usual way it keeps me from being stinky. 030405 ... pipedream they don't make liril any more :`( but shower gel...now THAT'S a yummy-ummy option, i found the cutest scrubbies yesterday- a little doggie, a cow, or a pig in the middle of a fluffy scrubbie like a peekaboo...i think i'll get one of each, and give 'em to my equally smellie-obsessed friends :) 030405 ... instructions lather, rinse, and repeat 031124 ... in need of a bath fighting soaps. haha. i love it. 040710 ... andru235 s...uper o...lefactory a...ltering p...ower there is a world where the ocean is soapy it_all_exists 050130 ... ultamatum shampoo is better, it cleans the hair. and goes on first. NOOO conditioner is better, its goes on second to make the hair Siiilky smooooove!! STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!! 050823 ... Lucky Brand I'm the only soap for_men that really gets the women_aroused. It's_true. 051113 ... safeguard Like it or not, I'm the safest, and the guardiest. So there. 051113 ... lux Nobody fuckin' buys me anymore. 051113 ... LAVA me either 051114 ... prell I_am NOT the same as Janitor_In_A_Drum! Will the nightmare EVER end? 051114 ... prell Oh, and by_the_way... The pearl drops faster now. 051114 ... hotel soap quick! put me in your pocket! 061129 ... Hotel Soap Grabber no one will miss me. take me home with you! rub me all over. 061129 ... Horny Soap Gesture drop me if you're horny! btw, i'm slippery when wet. 061129 what's it to you? who go blather from