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twelve eleven.
[me] industrial waste of a blissfully ignorant society

a self-righteous idiot
dB a face for the government of the US. nothing more.
If you could chose what your face was, would you want a stupid one?
what are they up to?
little idiot
"I think we can agree. The past is over"

"I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made."

"It's clearly the budget. It has a lot of numbers on it."

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."

"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"

"Like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" "Laura & I really don't realize how bright our children is."

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"I propose that every city have a telephone number 119 -- for dyslexics who have an emergency."

"There ought to be limits to freedom." [said in support of his handlers' legal efforts to shut down parody websites]

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97

For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...George W. Bush, Jr.

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
MagicMan LMFAO 020917
blue stars faulty logic.... I love it I don't see how you can possibly excuse those statements as misspeech... in some of those, he clearly knows what he is saying, and what he's saying makes him sound like a jackass. Clearly, his brain is full of peanutty goodness that tells him that it's ok to sound like a jackass. Therefore, we are being governed and carried to hell in a handbasket by none other than a jackass. 030205
celestias_shadow if we go to war, i blame every person who voted for that utter imbecile. send them to iraq! it's their fault we're in this position anyways. god, i can't believe our country is run by a monkey-faced man barely an intelligence level above dan quayle. 030220
night glad so many of you don't like him. i hate that man. he has made a mockery of the US and of the presidency. he's going to be the ruin of us all. 030220
phil I didn't even know he was running so I was suprised when he won. When I saw him up there I knew I had won. What he says I don't think makes him a jackass. I like the way he thinks about space and pollution, especially the bit about killings being the fault of killers, does he have to know? Should he play some stupid game to make you feel good? 030303
phil We need more than a president anyways. 030303
phil we are a nation of dumbfucks 030607
Andrew Sier The biggest, most immobile target in the world.

Here's a crazy idea. Instead of sitting on your ass complaining about how fucked up the world is, why not get off said ass and FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

ferret lol, if nothing else, GB is good for a laugh or 2 030715
phil the senators are the fucked up ones.
Ask for anti-war reps and secretly vote for black people and vegeterians!
andru235 don't be mistaken
he knows what he's doing
the CEOs like him
so that's who he's wooing

his speaking is tangled
into a great ball
the fact is that often
he says nothing at all

this is the trick
he's lured them all into
he speaks of his religion
(it sure isn't Shinto)

for what one must ask
as the pres. blabs and drones
"What's his relation
to the skull and bones?"
double-secret magnesium hat nukulariation 061013
no reason

this is about the cutest, most heartwarming, most generally amazing thing.
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