parody silentbob This is directed at everyone. And i mean it in good fun. i love all of you. understand i'm kidding. 040612 ... silentbob GOOD BYE BLATHER I AM LEAVING FOREVER 040612 ... silentbob does anyone miss me? 040612 ... silentbob i'm totally leaving forever. goodbye_forever not that anyone will notice 040612 ... silentbob seriously going i'm practically gone already i've totally moved on 040612 ... silentbob HEY! i couldn't stay away! IM BACK EVERYONE!!! I MISSED YOU TOO MUCH! 040612 ... minnesota_chris hey that is so not funny ;) 040612 ... kookaburra hey, dont make fun of us... we're just a little fickle. 040612 ... silentbob fickle is cute 040612 ... Connecting..the.dots.. *LOL* yes, each and every time ^.^ 040612 ... the hirsuit one who howls at gravities rainbow someone should just do parodies of a real identifiable blatherer, and well you know have a little fune whith it 040612 ... Otto Crossreference pavlov's_dog 040612 ... TK Hit the nose right on the hammer SB =) 140406 ... be careful what you wish for DAFREMEN: F*ck censorship. SILENTBOB: but sometimes I feel like I say too much because_the_internet. and if addy, or felicity, or kirsten, or molly, or betty, or veronica, or cheryl blossom, ever come across the blathes I've written under their names... I... OREN: a_reference TK: thanks :P DAFREMEN: I mean, what's America coming to? IN A SILENT WAY: the sun drizzled down the summer day like a warm omelet. he looked at the way the shadows slanted. and he was the yolk of his own imagination. PASTE!: ...and he felt his toes curl into slots of enzyme fetuses. "Whoa!" the goat_pocket shouted. "I've gone days without a mercury_bath." IN A SILENT WAY: okay, i guess i'll back off then. but maybe i'm just being a metaphor metaphor simile about this. you decide. SILENTBOB: You can't say it's not a feminist issue. DAFREMEN: It's not a feminist issue. It's not about *gender* but FREEDOM OF SPEECH. If you can't understand that, I might as well be talking to a monkey-brained turnip. IN A SILENT WAY: Simile? UNHINGED: well i don't think you know anything about monkey-brained turnips. i used to live with a monkey-brained turnip and he told me he wanted to be just_friends. so i guess i'm cynical. SILENTBOB: me too. E_O_I: I don't know what you're all so emotional about. James Joyce never disappointed me. He emails me in my dreams and tells me he likes my poetry. UNHINGED: urban_bodhisvatta FLOWEROCK: NO. Poetry doesn't grow in the city. Not with all the smog and politicians and bullshit. TK: But that's not what blather's all about. Blathers a community of people. BLATHER SPELL CHECK: It's "apostrophe," not "self-esteem." HSG: f(re:e) your re(mind) E_O_I: I like your poetry too. I'm not really aloof and mean. I want to make friends. I'm snickering at all of you behind my back, but I'm willing to condescend to your lower level of intelligence. U24: can you do that in javascript? E_O_I: What? What's that? Is that a reference to James Joyce? U24: i thought so. BIRDMAD: Well if it wasn't for those buttfucking ugly republitards maybe there'd be less weird word mashups. BLATHER SPELL CHECK: You mean "fewer." BIRDMAD: Clearly you're correcting my grammar, not spelling, so piss off. UNHINGED: metta not meta. ANDRU235: BOTH AND EVERYTHING! STORK_DADDY: Well, actually, if we take the philosocioscientifico view... ZEKE: (minimalism) YUMMYCHUCKLE: k 140407 ... TK This, yea ok embarrassingly I did not "get" it with the first read through, so I went and ate some sketti (you know, brain food) then came back and re-read it _after_ having read dafremen's blath in " blather_censorship " and *click* I got it yea I'm a bit slow like that sometimes *makes a face* but this, the fact you even took time out to think this through enough to post, awesome. Not that that you or any one else gives a rats (~thankfully~) weather or not I like something, but the Zeke thing especially made me laugh ^.^ 140407 ... in a silent way that was entertaining, anonymous parodist. but as someone who helmed baby_satan's_snack_tips and loved exchanging nonsense with paste! and kss and others, i have to say i find the insinuation that i would back down from a silliness fight pretty hilarious. i thrive on that stuff. always have. even if i am little more than a metaphor / simile machine devoid of substance or meaning. 140407 what's it to you? who go blather from